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Attention Carlos Mencia fans! Is there something you always wanted to know about Carlos Mencia but were too afraid to ask? Then do what Carlos does in that situation...make Joseph do it. Click on "comments" below to submit your questions for Carlos Mencia now! If selected we will tape Joseph asking Carlos your question in front a live studio audience. That video will then be posted on the blog in our weekly segment called Ask Carlos. Remember, we're only selecting a few so make sure you don't waste our time with some dumbass question. And more importantly, make sure Joseph can say them...or not.
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Sweet!
Posted by:paulie_walnuts | Mar 27, 2007 2:51:55 PM
Why do fat chicks like it in tha ass?
Posted by:John dee dee dee | Mar 27, 2007 4:40:40 PM
Hey what is the greatest sport on the face of the planet it's hockey eh
Posted by:storm #17 | Mar 27, 2007 7:20:50 PM
you said ask any question i want so......
I've heard rumors that you arent a beaner,but my beaner friend says ur a beaner because she knows a beaner when she sees one.Are you really a beaner?
Posted by:Jessie | Mar 27, 2007 7:23:59 PM
whats you favorite thing about being a comedian?
Posted by:william koppelkom | Mar 28, 2007 3:55:08 AM
when season 3 is done are you going to make a season 4?
Posted by:william koppelkom | Mar 28, 2007 3:59:55 AM
hey carlos,
i am a white[over 50] ,right wing red neck.i use to watch you on comedy central just so to fuel my dislike for you.
then [for some reason]
i started listening to what you were saying
and begin to agree with you regarding especially race issues and how much white boys,african americans and mexicans have in common.we all end up fighting the rich mans war for one thing.my question is.
do you have a mind control machine making prejudice red neck white boys not be racist.
[do i need to wear a tinfoil hat] when i hear meassages from the mancia mother ship when i watch you !!
Posted by:karl | Mar 28, 2007 8:54:30 AM
who do think is a better target to make fun of, canadian people or cuban people?
Posted by:Tommy Leonard | Mar 28, 2007 1:00:07 PM
i have never seen youre show untill just recently and before that ihated everyone around me saying dee dee dee this and dee dee that, now i still fucking hate it but then i wish that i was watching youre show so i wanted to ask, how do you spell canada?
C-eh-N-eh-D-eh lol
Posted by:hector | Mar 28, 2007 3:37:05 PM
Carlos, you're bien chido! I fukin' love you & your show. You're right about EVERYTHING you say. Represent 4 tha beanerz everywhere! you're mad funny. Don't pay attention to all them haters.
Posted by:LiZ | Mar 28, 2007 3:42:27 PM
i think joe rogan is an ass. but he seemed to have a point. what is your response to him, and the facts he brought to the table?
Posted by:sprinks | Mar 28, 2007 4:24:27 PM
can u explain me why people that really hate your show have seen every one of them?
dont u think they are like some sort of "my hobby: hating" thing?
(personally i love them, but i gotta say... if u tell jokes of other ppl at least say that is from other ppl... nobody is perfect... btw i just loooove the "or u love it/him/her, or u hate it/him/her" things/people [people include black white yellow brown red pink and even some unidentified green ones. purple barnie not included] )
Posted by:cabe | Mar 29, 2007 12:31:14 AM
Carlos, I can remember my very first Carlos Mencia experience. It was your Comedy Central presents show. The way you ended it BLEW ME AWAY! I was an instant Carlos addict! Alot of the things you talked about reminded me of stuff I could hear my dad saying. My dad had heard of you, but never really made an attempt to watch your show. Last October I had him get us tickets to your show in Sacramento, and I'm proud to say he is a Carlos fan now. After the show he had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard, and commented "that was a blast, let's do it again next year!"
The upcoming question the U.S. has to answer is which one are we ready for.. a black or female president? I know what we are not prepared for CARLOS FOR PRESIDENT!!
Can you imagine...............?
Posted by:Jeanette Federigi | Mar 29, 2007 3:05:42 AM
I want to know why if a white guy would act and say the things you do would you have every humans rights activists put a microscope up your ass and take you off the air for being a racist?
Personally, you hit the mark just about every time.
I would like to answer why fat chicks like it up the ass. Its the only time anything remotely resembling a scrub brush gets back there.
Posted by:John Barna | Mar 29, 2007 4:33:51 AM
I have a question why is it when any major company hires a person of color they refuse to put that person with another person of color to train them to do a job
Posted by:Aryck Thomas | Mar 29, 2007 9:58:53 AM
ur the best i love ur show, but y do u talk so much about mexicans white people have problems 2 u know.
Posted by:matt ruegg | Mar 29, 2007 11:38:52 AM
Why do white people think they are better than everybody else?
Posted by:Killer of Bin Laden. | Mar 29, 2007 1:07:49 PM
I liked your idea about the border controversey of putting up a giant statue of Mother Mary on the border instead of a 2000 mile wall, But that only takes of care of one state bordering Mexico what about the other three states? what other attractions could we put in place that could create a Statue of Liberty like feel for immigrants south of the border, where immigrants can come in an orderly and organized way, the government could process who comes in and who stays out and can satisfy the border hawk groups like the minutemen and commentators like Lou Dobbs?
Posted by:Joe | Mar 29, 2007 1:25:18 PM
carlos, ur A FREAKN DUMBASS RACIST BEANER, but damn it all if ur not better than dave chappelle
Posted by:Charles Grant Papa | Mar 29, 2007 3:25:44 PM
um, carlos why do make fun of ur brother
Posted by:Charles Grant Papa | Mar 29, 2007 3:28:01 PM
could u plz make a joke about english teachers, cuz i really h8 mine, (p.s. im 14
) oh, and is it dee dee dee or der der der?>
Posted by:Charles Grant Papa | Mar 29, 2007 3:31:33 PM
did u have a bad childhood
Posted by:Charles Grant Papa | Mar 29, 2007 3:45:44 PM
Carlos, I sat here for a while thinking about what question to ask you. All the stupid questions have already been taken.
I wanna know what its like, spending a day with you?
ps i missed your episode of cribs
(heard it was funny)
Posted by:Jessica | Mar 29, 2007 5:50:36 PM
Was at a recent taping of a 3rd season episode and Joseph was wearing a green thong thing...
can Brad wear one and dance in it on a future episode? :D :) Hubba hubba!
Posted by:"Nose playing crutches" Rachel C. | Mar 29, 2007 5:53:16 PM
Steal any bits lately?
Posted by:Joe Rogan | Mar 29, 2007 6:25:18 PM
How do you call an Indian with a mexican accent ?
Posted by:Otro biner | Mar 29, 2007 6:32:40 PM
Hey Carlos, In all the movies why are ghosts white? There are never black or a beaner ghosts, what's up with that?
Posted by:George and Donna Alfona | Mar 29, 2007 10:13:05 PM
Hey there Carlos, It is an absolute pleasure listening to someone who isn't afraid to speak his mind (which is usually the truth), I thought I was the only one who had these thoughts. Keep up the great work and I hope you have at least another 20 years of the Mind of Mencia.
Posted by:Wayne Tufte | Mar 29, 2007 10:23:04 PM
Do you hate gay people because you all ways make fun of them?
Posted by:Mark | Mar 30, 2007 9:08:40 AM
Why do you call us Mexicans beaners?
Posted by:Alex | Mar 30, 2007 9:11:46 AM
Carlos my family and i always watch your show and for your third season can you go out on the streets more and talk to people, you know about the usual.
Posted by:Mark | Mar 30, 2007 9:15:33 AM
I heard you're hack, or should I say I saw footage. Stealing material from friends and great comedians i.e. Bill Cosby, so Ned how can you get a show if you can't even come up with you're own material?
Posted by:Mike | Mar 30, 2007 9:38:36 AM
wut would hapen if we had a black or a foren president¿
Posted by:joey | Mar 30, 2007 11:38:58 AM
im sick and tried of people saying ur racist u make fun of every one not just one race 4 crying out fucking loud u even make fun of ur own race and ur jokes r completly urs ive never head any thing like them and people need 2 get over them selves they dont half 2 watch ur show if they dont want 2
Posted by:Blake | Mar 30, 2007 11:40:46 AM
I love your show so much....i notice you dont have a wedding ring are you married and if not... can i offer...lol...keep up the work..
Posted by:Brittany | Mar 30, 2007 11:46:46 AM
Ok just two questions...
1.)what keeps you fueled to keep making these with so many people the hate you.
2.)what do you do in your spare time?
Posted by:edwin | Mar 30, 2007 12:18:08 PM
Cual es tu historia mas graciosa cuando estas en el camino de ciudad a ciuadad?
(Translation: What is your funniest story from tour, when you go from city to city?)
Posted by:ucla girl | Mar 30, 2007 1:12:22 PM
Ned, whos jokes are you going to steal next?
Posted by:Ned Mencia | Mar 30, 2007 4:10:05 PM
well....im to lazy to read all the questions everyones asked before me so...
1. What Fuck is with fat, ugly, or just all around unpleasant to look at, women wearing cloths with words like "Hottie" or "Sexxy", on the ass?
2. If people dont like your show, why the hell do they watch it in the first place?
I for one think they need to stop they're bitching, and turn the channel, its not that hard.
3. What the fuck is with people thinking the apocolypse is comeing? sure some bad things have happened, but bad things happen every day to people, doesnt mean the worlds comeing to a end.
Posted by:R.J | Mar 30, 2007 7:32:44 PM
Why didn't you just knock Joe Rogan out...? oooohh thats right. because you are a worthless thief, and Rogan would've had you on the ground before you even tried to slap him across the chest.
Posted by:slog | Mar 30, 2007 8:29:09 PM
How did you come up with the dee dee dee song
Posted by:haven24 | Mar 30, 2007 10:01:44 PM
I hate you. I hate you so much. You might be my least favorite person. War Rogan!
Posted by:JC | Mar 30, 2007 10:10:37 PM
Why do you steal jokes from actual comedians? I always knew you were a hack, but getting busted out at the comedy store just proved to me how undeserving you are of taking up Dave Chapelle's old time slot. What a sad ass replaement!
Posted by:Chad | Mar 30, 2007 10:58:26 PM
Hey Ned why are you a fucking douchebag that every one hates. You are a fucking joke I hear you grew up without a father good people like you don't deserve a father. I hear you are the seventeenth of eighteen children, man your mother must of been a whore. You are a fat fuck that steals jokes. Demons should rip your cock and balls apart. You make fun of retarded people but you are a fucking retatard. If i were you I would kill myself because every one hates you. Your show is so bad that when I see a commercial for it I fucking barf all over. Know one likes you except mexicans that don't know any better so just take your show off the air you fucking clown.
Posted by:Dane Cook, Robin Williams | Mar 31, 2007 3:55:54 PM
Hey Ned, I mean "Carlos Mencia" why do you steal peoples jokes?
Posted by:isarealhispanic | Mar 31, 2007 6:09:18 PM
i luv comedy but everytime i get on stage i get nervous and say jokes i heard from specials, wut should i do
Posted by:paul zullo | Mar 31, 2007 7:07:59 PM
Why do you steal jokes? Can't you come up with your own original shit? You are a good performer of other people's material, why don't you just pay the real comedians some royalties or something to use their jokes? You probaly need the money to bring about 100 of your relatives over... oh wait... you're not even mexican - Ned...
Posted by:David | Mar 31, 2007 7:19:42 PM
how did you and your wife meet? Did she like your jokes? I love a man whose not afraid to speak his mind!! Keep up the good work!
Posted by:yvonne coyote | Mar 31, 2007 10:19:20 PM
How long before Comedy Central cans your show? Die Hack Scum!!!
Posted by:die you hack | Apr 1, 2007 1:07:01 AM
I am a 45 year old {open minded} white conservative, I was raised in Tucson Az with a lot of beaners and i loved cheech and chong movies. I admit i am against millions of Illegals from Mexico and the rest of the third world. America has been paying for the world long enough, But i Like your show and would like to see you here in Hoosier Hickville Indiana.
Posted by:mitch | Apr 1, 2007 7:03:12 AM
Will you be making any movies in the future?
Have you been in any movies so far?
Posted by:ben gordon | Apr 1, 2007 9:52:46 AM
Hey,
All my freinds keep saying your not a beaner but i think u are are you??
Posted by:Bradly Anderson | Apr 1, 2007 12:06:54 PM
how can u even act like a mexican when u aint one...you r a joke, rogan would beat ur ass just like anyone at the special olympics...your a fat mess ned and your not even funny get ur own style and stop stealin others acts ur worse than dane cook with stealin joke joke hope u choke
Posted by:rogan warrior | Apr 1, 2007 3:55:22 PM
How old were you when you thought up the "de de de" saying?
Posted by:Jim Beck 3 | Apr 1, 2007 4:40:25 PM
how tall are u?
Posted by:sweetsue | Apr 1, 2007 5:37:26 PM
carlos does ur wife ever have a problem with u acting sexual around other chicks or is she right there with u?
Posted by:mike reilly | Apr 1, 2007 7:36:04 PM
Hey carlos, I just have one question for you.. I have never figured this out... "Do blinde people see in there dreams"
Posted by:Justin | Apr 1, 2007 7:36:29 PM
the worst pick up line ever!!!!!!!!
if i could rearrange the alphabet i'll put
f and u next to each other.
Posted by:Herberth Flores | Apr 1, 2007 7:41:30 PM
hey carlos i'm not gonna ask you a question here's a request
do a joke or somthin dealin wit how retated thigs are in school.my worst subject is social studies
yours?
or make fun of some dumbass movie
peace bro
Posted by:sara | Apr 1, 2007 7:42:15 PM
wen are u having a baby i mean just asking
Posted by:XAVIER ALBERTO MARTINEZ | Apr 1, 2007 7:42:22 PM
yeah i've got a question why don't you just kill joe rogan, nah thats too violent how about track all haters and tell them to suck off cows like their savior (joe rogan)
Posted by:joe sorano | Apr 1, 2007 7:44:27 PM
Jesus in heaven, give the poor dude a break, all you jerks need to get a life and stop complaining. And those who think that race and physical superiority are all main factors in a human beings personality are probably hypocrites in the first place. Think about something logically before you open your damn mouths, and stop bothering other people about trivial stuff that should never come into question in the first place. I'm pretty sure Rogan's judo flipping self gathered some of his input from some of the classic comics, and anyone complaining about vulgarity in Mr. Holness' act should listen to your "hero" Rogans before saying anything about offensive material.
I respect anyone who takes time out of their day to make a few people smile, and wish more people had the simplest form of kindness to share with the world.
Posted by:Respectfulhumanbeing | Apr 1, 2007 7:44:48 PM
How does it feel to be a complete hack with no originality and no talent besides the ability to win over retards who are too dumb to tell the difference between funny and unfunny?
Posted by:mike | Apr 1, 2007 7:50:06 PM
My friend has ADD, and you said in the DE DEE DEE soung that people don't have ADD they are just stupid they get it from the parents and i kind of balive you but, he dose have really smart parents but he dose have trouble focusing but he is smart. Myy point is do you think he has ADD????
Posted by:Kayetan (k10) Palka | Apr 1, 2007 7:53:14 PM
I don't know if my question is one that stands out against the other..."interesting" questions I see here, but maybe you can answer this for me:
Why the hell do they have to have so many complicated subjects in school? Half of this stuff is something we'll never used for our entire lives. I mean, does knowing alebraic equations ever help you on your show? Please help!
Posted by:Reese | Apr 1, 2007 7:53:33 PM
What the hell is the matter with you? You can make racist jokes and all that shit, but then you make fun of Steve Irwin for getting killed? Dude, his expertise was reptiles and he got killed by a fish, we get it, it was a mistake. Just drop the subject and actually get some creative jokes. Sure, I like animals, but that doesn't change the fact that you were wrong for making fun of a dead guy.
Posted by:Pat | Apr 1, 2007 8:00:42 PM
Hey carlos, im a huge fan of your race jokes because not only do you make fun of every other race. but you also make fun of mexicans even though your a mexican but I got a question, why do mexicans always put spinners on the crapiest cars, I was at quick trip and some mexican was driving a craped up honda with these nice spinners on them. call me racist but that is just so mexican of him, i mean that guy is a total DEE DEE DEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:Jacob Zimmel | Apr 1, 2007 8:08:31 PM
I really enjoy your show alot. My wife that is white and me a beaner, she never did want to watch your show but after one time she was hooked for life. Just like when I told her to eat this menudo my mom made, she said no way after I told her what the ingredients were, and now she wants menudo all the time. Why don't you make fun of Missourians, just a thought, but hey man I am glad a beaner like yourself is representing for the rest of us. Take it easy and you should invite me to hang out with you, that would be the coolest thing ever!!!!!
Posted by:Rosas of Tejas | Apr 1, 2007 9:53:11 PM
carlos ur so awesome!!!!
anyway wat made you wake up one day and say I WANT TO BE A COMEDIAN???
o and that dude that posted his name as carlos suck and go suck a dick!!!!!!
Posted by:Amanda~carlos rocks!!! | Apr 1, 2007 9:54:40 PM
hey carlos , i totally agree with just about everything u say , but i just wanted to know how did u get the balls to say the shit you say , madds props for doing it though cause i dont think i'ed have the balls to do it.
and also i was wondering if u every got beat up or jumped for what u said about something?
Posted by:johnny parker | Apr 1, 2007 11:02:28 PM
hey carlos, why do you think all chinks say
"ching ching chong chong?" or "oh sank quu! doo you waunt a forturn kook-ki?"
even though im a chink myself. i make fun of my own race. well...i just think im stating out the facts. but i just want to know your opinion to this question.
and man...i fucking love your show!
stu
-from a straight "A" chinese kid
Posted by:joycelyn gee | Apr 1, 2007 11:35:57 PM
You Rock!!!! I may be a white redneck but I love beaners so much I married one because of you.
Love ya
Posted by:Darlene | Apr 2, 2007 12:38:58 AM
Hey Carlos,
you have got to talk about the Vince Michman vs Donald Trump bit on WWE where the loosing billionare gets his head shaved BALD!!!
Posted by:unknown39543 | Apr 2, 2007 12:47:45 AM
carlos, what is the most retarded dededee gay moment you have ever had?
who is worse geroge bush or akmed? or fedel castro?
Posted by:Josiah Mendez | Apr 2, 2007 7:14:50 AM
race makes evrything funny. without it we would have nothing better to do...mybe thats why we bombed the crap out of AKMED.
Posted by:Josiah Mendez | Apr 2, 2007 7:19:19 AM
what would you do?? which would you agree would be least gay, a jewish gay, or a gay east L.A beaner? the best part of the torah
Posted by:Josiah Mendez | Apr 2, 2007 7:41:58 AM
Do you like WWE(WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT)?
Posted by:Randy | Apr 2, 2007 10:28:40 AM
Dear Carlos:
Why do people think that you are stealing other people's jokes? If you really were, I do not think that you would still be on comedy central for three seasons!!
Posted by:Dee Dee | Apr 2, 2007 10:29:59 AM
Dear Carlos,
Are Russians white people too? America seams to hate us a lot and the cold war stopped and all(we won).
Posted by:RuSac | Apr 2, 2007 10:58:37 AM
just to let u know im behind u 100% with the whole bill cosby thing
Posted by:tosha | Apr 2, 2007 12:19:49 PM
hey carlos what up i wanted to know if you have any dee dee dee friends or relatives
Posted by:dustin | Apr 2, 2007 12:50:00 PM
hey carlos what up i wanted to know if you have any dee dee dee friends or relatives
Posted by:dustin | Apr 2, 2007 12:50:01 PM
hey
okay, my name is samantha and i live in iowa city, iowa, yeah, a long way from hollywood....umm, my best friend, breanna told me about your show like 2 yrs ago n i never heard of it, she used to call me a dee de dee n i never knew wut tha hell she was talkin about but i thought it was funny, then i finally got to c ur show n im hooked, hooked on phonics kinda stuff...lol!
also wut is up? ppl keep tellin me that ur stealin jokes n stuff from ppl but to tell u the truth...i dont beleive them at all...i really like ur show!!! last nite with tha milf was on there..ppl tell me my mom is a milf cuz she's 30 n she's had 3 kids n looks like she could b a porn star..no stretch marks n no saggy titties...!!!!lol!!!!!!!!!!!
good luck with ur show u damn beaner!!!
DEE DE DEE
Posted by:samantha | Apr 2, 2007 12:58:08 PM
Sup Carlos I was reading through your blog wuts wit all the hataz man youre cool dude.
Posted by:Kelsey | Apr 2, 2007 3:17:38 PM
Hey Carlos youre carlosauras part of the show is hilarious ur milf song is so funny ppl luv my mom to. Ive got guys hittin on me because she sells sex toys isnt that funny.
P.S. you r awsome
Posted by:kelsey | Apr 2, 2007 3:25:06 PM
Why not a comment in Spanish.
Carlos es muy inteligente, PERO COMO QUE SE OLVIDO DE DONDE VIENE.
Posted by:Edi | Apr 2, 2007 4:11:27 PM
Have you ever gotten threats? If so which race think have made the most threats to you?
Posted by:Homer Postman | Apr 2, 2007 5:54:02 PM
Have you ever gotten threats? If so which race you think have made the most threats to you?
Posted by:John | Apr 2, 2007 5:55:37 PM
why do you make fun of so many races...like i know that you need to be funny to live in this shit infested world but i dont get shit......and you kick sooooooooo muck ass
Posted by:fatass arab..but not a terriost | Apr 2, 2007 7:34:37 PM
I've got a few appreciable jokes that I wrote for Carlos.. that'll freak even him out laughing!!!
Would prefer to email em to you rather than to post em. How bout it or do I have to hang out in Tijuana takin it from a donkey?
Posted by:tom chi | Apr 2, 2007 9:32:54 PM
Hi Carlos, I just wanted to ask a really good question. I am 1/4 black and 3/4ths white, I should I be able to say nigger and cracker and no one should get offended. I was even called oreo by my classmates back in the days of junior high, so much so I had to change schools. But now as an adult I say, "what's up my nigger?" (to my white friends) and they get offended. My granddaddy was so black he was BLUE. Also, my mom is distinctly black, fro and all. So, what should I tell them, my usual response is, "I'm black I can say that!" But I still get dirty looks, from everyone. So what now? I can't say anything because I am blended? I don't know, but If anyone has a good idea about what to say in this type of situation, you would. Thank you for your time.
Love,
Nicole
P.S. My website isn't up and running, yet. But I'll give you a short cut so you can see the work in progress. And yes, I do make my own graphics.
Posted by:Nicole Loyd | Apr 2, 2007 10:29:43 PM
carlos every one at school uses de de de how did you make up a good punch line like that
Posted by:adam nichols | Apr 3, 2007 10:13:11 AM
Carlos,
I just heard about the Men-Steal-ea crap that the other comics are saying. I heard the clip of you on the radio. I just want to say that YOU RULE! F**k them haters because that is all they are! We love you and stay proud! You have a lot of fans and those other haters can just watch as their shinanigons only get you better ratings! Stay brown!!!
PS is your name really NED?
Posted by:Sindee | Apr 3, 2007 10:24:14 AM
Sabes Que Mencia, Why Do You Put Down
LA RAZA? Look At George Lopez...Mexicano Brown And Proud...But You!! Chale Homie You Are Not Goin' Far ESE...LATERZ....
Posted by:PANCHO VILLA | Apr 3, 2007 10:38:32 AM
Whats Up Carlos?
I know you rip on alot of people and things that are noticed by others that we know are retarded. But if you want to talk about SUPER FUCKING DEE DEE DEES! Then you should really take a stab at the political left. These SUPER FUCKING DEE DEE DEES spit on and stand up to be counted with the enemy of everything that the US Constitution stands for. They are the Hilary Clinton's, John Kerry's, Jack Murtha's, Jane Fonda's, The UN assholes, the Julio Pino's(that is the teacher at Kent State who supports terrorism) as well as the Marxist organizations and people like the ACLU, Cindy Sheehan, Al Gore, the Global Warming Whackjobs and especially the liberals. I beg of you to rip these people, if you can even call them people, a new one. Just look up liberals, the left, or democrats and you could make so many jokes that people will literally die laughing. Please man, I beg of you, do jokes on these modern day communists and let them know a real American is speaking out!
Posted by:Craig McGinnis-Corbett | Apr 3, 2007 10:50:25 AM
fuuny thing i was the only one in my school who knew about carlos then i told my beaner friend now the whole danm school uses your lines and jokes! i wonder what would have happend if had not told him about you....
Posted by:Josiah Mendez | Apr 3, 2007 11:13:20 AM
Carlos my ole lady said she once got gas just from smelling someone elses gas. to me that is really fucked up!! But i told her i was gonna ask your opinion because you are one of the funniest comedians I have seen. So Carlos what is your opinion? Do you think its possible?
Posted by:Jeff Neal | Apr 3, 2007 11:20:31 AM
Carolos (or should I say Ned), why did you feel it was important to change your name to Carlos? Why do you pretend to be Mexican when you're really German and Honduran? Why are you alive? Later Menstrelia
Posted by:TR | Apr 3, 2007 12:06:45 PM
hey carlos just wanted to say don't worry about all haters that don't have anything else to do but hate. keep making your money and keep talking shit about every race that's comedy. san bernardino CALI.
Posted by:ricky ross | Apr 3, 2007 1:23:20 PM
Dear Carlo's
Dude I really like it that you make dee dee dee jokes and tell the truth about the mexican race and all other races.
I've been wondering how you get your ideas and what made you get into being a comedian.
I am a big fan and watch your show even though
my mom gets annoyed.
Im preety sure you'll bee 82 crapping your pants and still want to make people laugh.
Da Beaner,
Dario
Posted by:Dario Mendez | Apr 3, 2007 3:51:53 PM
hey carlos you know many say that sushy taste like pussy but i say it taste more like vinigar what do you think
Posted by:milton cuellar | Apr 3, 2007 4:42:59 PM
Hey Carlos...
I seem to be a little bit behind everyone else with you and this Joe Rogan thing; I'm evidently, not paying enough attention, so I guess for the time being, I don't need to know, I'll figure it out eventually...
Also, as an ivalid cracker, I also want to say thanks for taking the time to make people with handicaps less invisible. Although my handicaps aren't nearly as bad as many others (I'm a paranoid schizophrenic, with a laundry list of other problems I won't get into), but I guess my question is this: You make fun of crackers (admittedly, I am one), beaners, coconuts, et cetera... but to date, I'm not sure if I've heard you tell any jokes about people with mental illnesses. Is there a reason for this?
Posted by:Rex | Apr 3, 2007 4:50:37 PM
Why do white people like the Electric guitar so much? I'm white, and i noticed all my white friends play guitar too.
Posted by:Alex. | Apr 3, 2007 5:17:06 PM
My friends and I are having a debate about the correct pronunciation of "dee dee dee". I think it is "dee dee dee", but my friends think it is "duh duh duh". If I am right, how hard should I slap my friends?
Posted by:Cole | Apr 3, 2007 6:35:40 PM
Where do you come up with the materials for your jokes. The only ones i can make r ... well lets just say a DeeDeeDee would even say "uhhh u suck!" I like making ppl laugh so it would be cool if u could tell me how u do it.
Posted by:Andrew Sarmiento | Apr 3, 2007 7:39:07 PM
So many people in the USA are racist mother fucking spicks, particularly on the west coast, just for the hope of getting on your show. Some of these people are so racist, I mean I'm a 15 year old white boy growing up in Las Veagas and even with all the shit going on in this town I'm still offended by all the crap that's being put out.OK so here's my question, Why do black people use the fact that their black to get what they want, and I mean besides the fact that they "CAN" do it.
I'm asking this because there is a black group of kids in my English class at my school that dont study or anything, all they do is fuck fuck fuck, and talk about how much sex theve had. And every time they get a bad grade they shout out that the teacher is being racist, WTF?
And another thing, " Why dont you teach Joseph to speak proper English, is it because you cant, or is it because it's funny when he talks like a total wet back on tha show ?"
Posted by:Steven Levanduski | Apr 3, 2007 7:51:57 PM
Hi Carlos this is Christina Avilla (whitey)I wanted to say your show is the greatest i am portugeuse and my sisters name is Brazil yea, i know not a common name well its a funny story my sisters name in portugal is a guy name if you have it a a first name and girls can only have it for a middle name.(lol) also the brazilan made a dance/kong-fu fighting type stuff to kick portuegese butts! lol, remember you rule!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ U!!!!!!! U RULE!MIND OF MENCIA RULES! I AM WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW
BYE!!!!!!!!!!!☺☻☺☻☺☻
Posted by:CHRISTINA AVILLA | Apr 3, 2007 7:58:03 PM
Alright, put this in your back pocket!
What do you call someone who is a mix of races, such as white and spanish/mexican?
My friend thinks you call them mutts, but I don't want a bull-shit answer like that!
I want to know what you think.
Posted by:Elijah | Apr 3, 2007 7:58:34 PM
DEAR CARLOS, HAVE YOU EVER SLAP A FELLOW AUDIENCE. WELL I KNOW YOU HAVE FLIP THEM OFF! LOL BYE
Posted by:CHRISTINA AVILLA | Apr 3, 2007 8:00:35 PM
wow u have alot of hate mail.... don't worry u have me as a fan... that sounded completely gay.lol.
Posted by:Andrew Sarmiento | Apr 3, 2007 8:04:42 PM
i think it is awsome being half geramn and half ecuadorian. only problem for me is that i can't speak shit. wat would i be refred to as then cause im just called white.
Posted by:Andrew Sarmiento | Apr 3, 2007 8:08:26 PM
As you can see from reading the comments here, 90% of Mencia fans are dee dee dee's.
Posted by:Billy | Apr 3, 2007 8:29:09 PM
HEY CARLOS!! I KNOW YOU HAD SOME KIND OF FUED WITH JOE ROGAN, AND I REALLY THINK THAT HE IS JUST JELOUSE OF YOUR FAME, BUT HOW HAVE YOU BEEN ABLE TO COPE WITH THAT?
Posted by:UR #1 FAN | Apr 3, 2007 9:35:18 PM
hmmm i think ur actors need to smile alot less wen they say their lines...so they dont look cheesie and ruin the act
also ...damn that old man died, how old was he?
also must be hard to work with sayings like "dee dee dee" its pretty lame
most parts of america its not used so i guess its not easy to relate too
aside from that the show is ok and im sure alot of work
Posted by:John <3's the GMILF's | Apr 3, 2007 9:50:48 PM
Carlos,
I would like to know how to send you a photo of a van that had a Warning Label.
Warning: Dee Dee Dee Behind the Wheel.
My question is shouldn't everyone who can't drive have a warning label?
Posted by:Georgie aka Dizzy | Apr 3, 2007 11:09:18 PM
hay carlos
im alex im 11 and im from peurto rico and im wondering
do you have to be mexican to be a beaner or as long as you hispanic or latino you can still be a beaner answer or ill call my self a hasa
Posted by:alex gonzalez | Apr 3, 2007 11:39:15 PM
oi carlos
why do some white people hate us hipanic's, latino's, brothas and all that it kind of falls in the dee dee deeeeeeee catagory dee+dee=dee dee deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted by:alex gonzalez | Apr 3, 2007 11:47:41 PM
Can you do me a favor and tell all mothers out there "If you're so tired from work than you also must be tired of chating on My space" because I'm tired of the lame excuse of them being tired of work and they doing nothing around the house other than they being lazy on the computer. What my point is Carlos is that I expect every one of those mother crackers in their beds and not doing anything else other than eat a meal and get ready for their jobs the next day. Makes sense?
Posted by:Candler | Apr 4, 2007 5:11:33 AM
I think that old asians should have their arms and legs broken off so they cant drive any more, because I wil personaly do it myself, its not that I'm racist or anything, its that I want to save many inocent lives.
What do You think?
One more thing I posted a comment a day ago and I cusd a little bit, but then again your third commandment said, " thou shall be able to cuss whenever though wants."
Posted by:Steven Levanduski | Apr 4, 2007 10:28:27 AM
Whats up with the Dee Dee Dee's that post the fucking dumb ass comments up above? You should contackt these dumb asses who cant spell and who write this stupid shit just so you can make fun of them.
P.S.
ADD is no excuse for being a Dee Dee Dee, I mean I'm 15 and I have ADD I just pop a pill in the morning and I'm fine!
P.S.S.
Sorry If my spelling sucks
P.S.S.S.
Ive got an unlimeted number of commentes, they just keep comming, I cant fit all my Dee Dee Dee commentes and ideas into every comment box you have!
Posted by:Steven Levanduski | Apr 4, 2007 10:46:10 AM
WTF is up with the guy who asked you how to spell Canada, and he spelled it right!
I think you should put this Dee Dee Dee on the show and publicly make fun of him.
What do you think ?
Posted by:Steven Levanduski | Apr 4, 2007 10:56:15 AM
Hay Carlos how do you think a racist would react to a black jewish gay man?
Posted by:Steven Levanduski | Apr 4, 2007 11:40:16 AM
Carlos, I'm a huge fan of you. But, over the past couple weeks, I've been hearing stuff that you steal jokes. I don't think it is true. But why is everybody blaiming a hard working guy like you? You're a real funny guy and I've never seen jokes told like yours. What do you think about this?
Posted by:Jake Miller | Apr 4, 2007 1:41:01 PM
Hey Calos me and my mom love your show I have a question.what do u think of rosie O'donnell? keep the shows coming you rock ^_^
Posted by:Brooke | Apr 4, 2007 1:51:07 PM
Last week I walked in on my dad beating off to a website called "GrannyFucking.com"!
I barfed up what I think was part of somthing I had eaten three weeks ago, as if seeing your dad's cock isnt bad enough, I saw an 80 year old woman getting chumed on!!!
If old women want to get laied, fine, but for the love of GOD please dont put it on a porn website!
How Fucked Up is this Carlos?
Posted by:Steven Levanduski | Apr 4, 2007 2:50:14 PM
Yo Carlos,i got to say you show rocks. The best show that i have seen that makes it's points known. You let people know about the world around them,yet you make it so they can understand it. You actually make allot of sense. I hope you dont change carlos,there are only a few people in this world that do know what "Common sense" truly means.
My question is this
With all of these "Dee Dee Dee's" out there in the world.Why haven't any of them realized how bad our world has become due to their senseless bickering and stupidity?
Posted by:Jr. | Apr 4, 2007 3:36:43 PM
Do you appreciate being called Ned and would rather be called Ned 'cause Ned's your name and all and because Ned is a fun word to say, Ned?
Posted by:Ash | Apr 4, 2007 4:33:49 PM
Hey Carlos,
Just wanted to say that my 11-year old nephew and I watch your show faithfully, and we also have both Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD. Your show is fantastic, and you really know how to make people think. On a related note, you are far, FAR better than Dave Chappelle (whether it's two p's or one, I don't know and honestly don't care because he sucks)...he always sounds like he's stoned off his ass and never really has anything interesting to say.
As for Jackass Rogan and all of these other tools claiming that you steal material from other comedians, I will say this: I don't believe that you are, and Rogan and Co. have yet to offer up any substantial evidence that you have. So he cobbled together a bunch of video clips and called it evidence...whoopedy-freaking-doo. Anyone can do that. That hardly qualifies as "extensive documentation." Until these ass-clowns can come up with something better to prove their case, I'm going to continue laughing at them and enjoying your show. Peace.
Posted by:Nate | Apr 4, 2007 5:05:29 PM
Carlos if you really read these, then email me. You have to prove that its you too.
Yesac_reklaw@hotmail.com
Posted by:Casey Billings | Apr 4, 2007 6:34:52 PM
To everyone wondering what he has to say about person x or any matter, 99.999999999999% he'll say dee dee dee. If he doesn't say that he'll most defiantly make a beaner reference or retell joke x +y= same! If not retell shoot the same joke in a different situation. WOW I also love how he keeps pretending to be controversial when I've seen more controversial subjects on Full House. Also pay attention to the grammar between Rogan and Mencia fans. Also, the whole shouting thing belongs to Lewis Black :X The one thing I ever heard you say that was refreshing was during your old comedy central stand up special, the going to bed angry line.
Posted by:S. Hawking | Apr 4, 2007 6:35:22 PM
I AM A BIG FREAKEN FAN COULD YOU MAKE FUN OF RENE SERRANO THAT IS MY NAME I AM A BIG FREAKEN NERD IF YOU EVER READ THIS MAKE FUN OF MY FAT SISTER MELISSA
PS. I AM NOT A FAST TYPER IT TOOK ME ABOUT 30 MINUTES TO WRITE THIS
Posted by:RENE SERRANO | Apr 4, 2007 7:16:44 PM
What arew you gonna do for the rest of the season and are you makin a 4th season??
write back fool
Posted by:chris micheloni | Apr 4, 2007 8:26:43 PM
hey carlos i love the show man its so cool and from beaner 2 beaner i hate shit talkers but in ur case dude ur shit iz real and plz dude get on dave chapalles ass dude and jay leno i FUCKEN HATE JAY LENO DAT COCK SUCKER!!! but dude my question iz where do u come up with all these jokes man there kool dude well laterz.
Posted by:gilbert chavez | Apr 5, 2007 12:35:18 AM
All i really wanna say is that your da shit!
and i really respect you and your work and its good to see MEXICANOS like you coming up and making us proud.F#%@ all da people that dont like ur show que le pinche cambien.MUCH LOVE
Posted by:Raul Hernandez | Apr 5, 2007 1:14:46 AM
Carlos, have you always been able to tell racial jokes in front of the races that they pertain to or did you start off with different jokes? (Joe Rogan is gay)
Posted by:ChiLi | Apr 5, 2007 7:34:45 AM
hey carlos, i love your show, so i went to school and started massing w/all of the mexicans,well,that didnt go over well,but that will not stop me from watching your show.thanks
steven dorough
Posted by:steven dorough | Apr 5, 2007 7:47:23 AM
Love the show, a big fan, love Comedy Central,but does anyone see the joke in how Carlos show started on Comedy Central, how Dave Chappelle quit and they got Carlos to fill in the same time slot. Only better because he covers alot more races.
As a stranger pointed out, "The black guy quit, so they got a hispanic guy to do it for cheaper and better."
Probably no one wants to "bite the hand that feeds you"...
just thought it was hilarious in retrospect to the shows contents.
Posted by:thatsrightisaidit | Apr 5, 2007 11:42:38 AM
Why are you such a dickface asshole. Dee dee dee.
Posted by:Francisco E. Lopez | Apr 5, 2007 3:28:59 PM
Hey Carlos, I was skimming through my paper this morning and it was talking about how most of my area schools are falling behind in the "No Child Left Behind" act. There was one school that stuck out though. It was Richards Elementary School. The article said that the reason for the schools failing was because of their low "Math performance among Special Education students". What the f***! Can they be serious? Is our president basing "No Child Left Behind" on retards?!
Posted by:john | Apr 5, 2007 3:57:21 PM
what do think abuot jews circumsize there kids
Posted by:half cracker half beaner | Apr 5, 2007 8:00:59 PM
Hi Carlos my name is Tillie Enriquez-Jones from Phoenix Arizona, and my question to you is.
Why do we call mexicans from Mexico wetbacks and are you a wetback.
Posted by:Tillie E. Jones | Apr 6, 2007 7:42:04 AM
Dear Carlos:
You are awesome first and foremost, second, I really think that it sad that Joe Rogan who no longer even is on television and other comedians have the nerve to disrepect you the way they do, I guess jealousy is b****, third, congrats on the new baby, I hope he brings you lots of joy and love. My question to you is, do you enjoy what you do and if you do are you looking forward to retiring one day a rich beaner or a rich wetback?
Posted by:Dionne | Apr 6, 2007 11:59:39 AM
Hey Carlos what the hell is up with these retarded axe spray comercials? I mean come on the guy is spraying himself with axe on the beach in the middle of nowhere and all the skinny hot chicks are swimming and running to get to him, but the thing is axe says it gets all the girls but you never see any fat chicks Running after him so what the fuck? I think you should show the what the comercial should really look like.
Posted by:Mike & Jake | Apr 7, 2007 9:37:58 AM
Hay Carlos
My dad was wearing one of those gay shirts that says, "HOW DO YOU KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY?", then it says "see back of shirt", and it say the same thing on the other side of the shirt.
Its kinda was funny,"but not really", until a full gron blond chick started orbating him!
Finoally she stoped us and said, and I quote,"Hay guys That shirt is stupid because I dont get it you two kids are so immature, hay wy arent you in school?"
I'm 15 and in high school, my dads a 49 year old stock broker and he got pissed off and smacked her in the back of the head.
She walked off confused, probably because she thought she was too hot to be hurt.
That was probably the bigest highlightes of my spring break.
You should mack blonds an official steriotypical race, and make fun of them
Posted by:Steven Levanduski | Apr 7, 2007 11:26:43 AM
President Bush if a F#@%ing monkey!!
You rock Carlos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:Steven Levanduski | Apr 7, 2007 11:32:10 AM
MIDGET FOR PRESIDENT
Posted by:TALL MIDGET | Apr 7, 2007 11:56:05 AM
I read up on your disagreement with Joe Rogan, and watched the You Tube video that questions the validity of your jokes... you can consider me up to speed (yeah, like you care).
And I have to say, it really doesn't matter to me. You're one of the funniest comedians on the circuit, and I'd go see you do a stand-up comedy before any of the comics who say you're stealing their jokes. I'm sure some days seem harder than other's, but don't let anyone get you down... brap on.
Rex
Posted by:Rex | Apr 7, 2007 12:25:37 PM
Hey carlos,
If people can make pills as stupid as making your period shorter why the heck can't we find a cure a real diseases?
please emal me at littleangel1994986@hotmail.com
I know the email is long but my dad made it so...yeah
you rock.............dee to the third power
Posted by:Brooke | Apr 7, 2007 3:26:54 PM
hey ese, i was wondering do you think you could kick george lopez's ass in comedy?
Posted by:antonio rocha | Apr 7, 2007 6:35:15 PM
hey ese, i was wondering do you think you could kick george lopez's ass in comedy?
Posted by:antonio rocha | Apr 7, 2007 6:43:17 PM
HEY CARLOS! I LOVE YOUR SHOW HOMEY! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE FUN OF ALL THOSE ALSO ON THOSE STUPID SHOWS, THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO, FEAR FACTOR, QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY, THE GREG BEHRENDT SHOW MAURY, CARSON DAILY, THE JIMMY KIMMEL SHOW, LAW & ORDER, DEAL OR DEAL, CSI,NCIS, AND MAKE FUN OF ALL THOSE FUCKEN NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:JOSE | Apr 8, 2007 12:44:07 AM
SORRY. I'M A DEE DEE DEE. I MEANT TO SAY ASSHOLES
Posted by:JOSE | Apr 8, 2007 12:47:10 AM
Dear Carlos,
Youre a hack, your routines are amateur, your punchlines i can see coming from a mile away, and your material is severely lacking.
How much more often do you make fun of white people then others?
Posted by:Michael | Apr 8, 2007 11:20:25 AM
Sup!
Greetings from Romania(Est Europe 4 :)) ) Carlos... U Rock.. Greagest Standup of all times ;) Keep it up...
Btw.. any plans 4 any Europe shows? :D
PS. Looking 4ward 2 season 3
Posted by:LorD PSYCHO | Apr 8, 2007 1:08:58 PM
hey u should mnake fun of that show 24
Posted by:Brooke | Apr 8, 2007 3:50:30 PM
hey carlosmy friend logan and me was wondering about what is your feel about all of the celebritys in rehab .do you think they really need it or is it someway toget away from there "hard lifes".
P.S: i love your catch phrase
DEE DEE DEE
it cracks me up. keep it up i have both seasons on dvd
PEACE OUT
Posted by:josh Capps | Apr 8, 2007 5:56:43 PM
i dont know if you will actually read this carlos but here i go. When your show first came on the air i have to say i was skeptical. But let me say something, i may not agree with all your joke (but i do have agree you do make fun of all groups of people.)YOU ARE A PRIME EXAMPLE OF KEEPING THE RIGHTS ON WHICH THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON, WITHOUT WHICH WE WOULD NOT BE HERE. DONT LET ANY ONE ELSE TELL YOUR YOUR WRONG FOR SPEAKING YOUR MIND. You are a very funny comedian definately, but keep it up speak the truth.
You are a true American!!!!!
Posted by:buddy | Apr 8, 2007 7:01:12 PM
sup fellow hispanic um well im thirteen and you my fucking hero and im actually part arab somewere back so if you could teach me the ways of speakin arab and if you can sometime mow my lawn for a good green card maybe two for your brother but your cool
Posted by:daniel | Apr 8, 2007 7:37:41 PM
ok so i went to A LIVE SHOW OF YOURS IN DC IM 14 AND I HAD A BLAST but thats besides the point. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE like crazy and i go to base ball games and little kids and adult and all other stupid people yell for balls when the team isnt even ther?
e and it pisse me offf and then wen it is time when they throw the balls to the fans old 50 year olds come over little kids and catch it how should i deal with thes pricks???
UR huge fan Mike hicks
Posted by:Mike Hicks | Apr 8, 2007 7:39:16 PM
Hey Carlos my name is Chad and all of my brothers are "Red Necks", but they listen to rap. Do you think this is right?
Posted by:Chad Johnson | Apr 8, 2007 7:40:54 PM
Hey Carlos my name is Chad and all of my brothers are "Red Necks", but they listen to rap. Do you think this is right?
Posted by:Chad Johnson | Apr 8, 2007 7:40:55 PM
Why didn't you ever make a sound track? you could put the songs from ur awesome show into a CD i bet it be good I buy it
Posted by:Hardrockerakadan | Apr 8, 2007 7:42:23 PM
hey carlos, recently at my school a bunch of black girls came up to maine from new yorl to "eliminate stereotypes". why does it seem to me that moost black people try to fill the "black stereotype" but then complain about it all the time?
Posted by:CM | Apr 8, 2007 7:42:26 PM
Dear Carlos,
Why do gay dudes always look cuter than guys who are straight? I remember one of your shows when you hung out with that gay dude for the day.
HE WAS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never new a pre-teen could feel the way I did >;) Then I remembered he was gay and the feeling faded away >x(
Posted by:Sam | Apr 8, 2007 7:42:48 PM
YO CARLOS I AM PUERTO RICAN AND I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR KEEPING IT REAL... IF WE HAD MORE COMEDIANS LIKE YOU WHO WERE OUTSIDE THE BOX I THINK RACISM WOULD BE STOMPED OUT BY NOW... SO KEEP IT UP AND YOU ARE A FUNNY MOTHERFUKER....
E...
Posted by:BIG E FROM THE BRONX... RIVER PARK TOWERS | Apr 8, 2007 7:44:36 PM
Yo, Carlos. I really love your show. And I agree with many of the things you say. But I was wandering, what would be the FIRST three things you would do you if you were the President of the United Staes of Amercia?
P.S. Joseph-If you enunciate this, oh well. I still think you are as funny as hell.
Posted by:wannabe_beaner | Apr 8, 2007 7:45:51 PM
Dear Carlos, why is your show compared to the Chappelle Show? Yours is so much more crappier
Posted by:Andy | Apr 8, 2007 7:45:51 PM
carlos you got a green card? or you a illeagle beaner
Posted by:carlos | Apr 8, 2007 7:47:44 PM
why does it seem that black people are more racist against whites but complain about prejudice. AND WHATS UP WITH RICH NEGROES ACTING GANGSTER, THAT PISSES ME OFF. Especially celebs.
Posted by:Cm | Apr 8, 2007 7:50:55 PM
CARLOS MENCIA,
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SOME SHIT THAT WENT DOWN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO IN BOSTON.. THERE IS THIS SUBWAY STATION WHERE THERE ARE A LOT OF "UNDOCUMENTED" INDIVIDUALS AND CHECK OUT WHAT "WHITEY" DID TO THESE HARD WORKING INDIVIDUALS. THESE CRAKERS HAD A BUS OUTSIDE OF THE STATION WITH AGENTS ASKING FOR ID TO ANYONE THAT LOOKED LIKE AN "UNDOCUMENTED" INDIVIDUAL. NOW MY QUESTION IS VERY SIMPLE, CAN YOU DO A SKIT ON THIS SHIT.. I THINK IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS CARLOS AND ALSO YOU CAN ENLIGHTENED EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY ON THESE TACTICS THAT THESE SUCIOS ARE USING TO CATCH THE "UNDOCUMENTED" INDIVIDUALS... YO CARLOS YOU GOT TO COME OUT TO BOSTON, WE CAN HANG OUT AND SHOOT THE SHIT. I GOT SOME GREAT IDEAS...
Posted by:BIG E FROM THE BRONX... RIVER PARK TOWERS | Apr 8, 2007 7:52:35 PM
hey carlos, a bunch of bitches at my school think that guys are more dramaticthan girls cuz they get into fistfights. Can u straigten this bullshit out. An whats up with girls thinking there as good as guys at sports.
Posted by:CM | Apr 8, 2007 7:56:52 PM
me again. what races ass do u like the best...i kinda like big black booty, but a firm white ass makes my day...how bout u?
Posted by:CM | Apr 8, 2007 8:00:08 PM
2 questions. Are you gonna do something with Chef Boyardee dee dee? (I think i made it up unless u've already done it). Next one. Why do black guys like fat white chicks? Oh, and make fun of that new show scarred. Like a girl version where there dancing and they trip and break a nail or something. And, try to get Jamie Kennedy on your show. I know you did with the Gay Pirates of The Carribean, but do it again. Ha. AND, make fun of Britney Spears' bald ass. And another thing. Make fun of lean wit it rock with it. Like "Rice with it, Beans with it". Something like that.
TO THE GUY WHO SAID THIS,
"you peace of shit fake mother fucking trash. I
I'm glad comedy central found such a wonderful comdian as you to take chapelle's. hes funny, you ain't. hes original, you ain't. he has respect from the comedian community, you don't. go tell racist jokes to your racists buddies and get the fuck off the air. your continues jokes on catagorical subjectivities on human beings is tasteless and unoriginal. if your mexican you make mexican jokes. if your gay you make gay jokes, if your white you make white jokes, kinda fuckin lame. "
Dude! Your fucking crazy bitch. Dave Chapelle isn't on anymore. Why? Cause his ratings sucked, and Carlos is alot funnier, so he took his spot! He ran to africa to get away from people not liking him! You must be some retarded 53 year old virgin. Dont come here and post if you don't like Carlos.You probably mastorbaite to your fat ass sister's lesbian porn. All i need to say.
Oh. i saw a funny name. Make fun of Dusan Mandic. (dueche on man dick). It's a real name. make fun of it. Ha.
Okay i'm done. Keep it up Carlos. Peace.
Posted by:Joe the kid who's watched you show since it started. Haha. | Apr 8, 2007 8:02:27 PM
asian ass is good too but i gotta say white booty
Posted by:carlos | Apr 8, 2007 8:02:56 PM
so carlos i know ur ass is married to a white chik i think but if u were single i would bang u 7 ways from sunday u sexii man uuu...
if u aint laughin u aing livin...
Posted by:Nani | Apr 8, 2007 8:03:35 PM
Email is XTeamXtremeX@gmail.com
Email me about my comment up there ^^^^^
If you have time.
Posted by:Joe the kid who's watched you show since it started. Haha. | Apr 8, 2007 8:03:57 PM
Dear Carlos,
I don`t know if you read my other coment as Sam about gay dudes but this time I`m using a different Name.
As you can tell by my name I`m a rocker.
And I have a crush on Marilyn Manson and this crush is HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I`v seen an episode on MAD TV where he sang
"Personal Jesus" and it was so f**** AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you think you can ask him to sing "Dope Hat" on your show.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!It would mean SO much to me if you could tell your people to talk to his people so they could ask him to do the show.It would be fine if said no. He`s probably busy Because he`s the GOD of the SHOCK ROCKERS and every other type of rocker known to man kind. But please
By the way Huge fan of your show. You rock :)
Posted by:Rocker Chic | Apr 8, 2007 8:05:27 PM
Sorry, but i want you to see this!
2 questions. Are you gonna do something with Chef Boyardee dee dee? (I think i made it up unless u've already done it). Next one. Why do black guys like fat white chicks? Oh, and make fun of that new show scarred. Like a girl version where there dancing and they trip and break a nail or something. And, try to get Jamie Kennedy on your show. I know you did with the Gay Pirates of The Carribean, but do it again. Ha. AND, make fun of Britney Spears' bald ass. And another thing. Make fun of lean wit it rock with it. Like "Rice with it, Beans with it". Something like that.
TO THE GUY WHO SAID THIS,
"you peace of shit fake mother fucking trash. I
I'm glad comedy central found such a wonderful comdian as you to take chapelle's. hes funny, you ain't. hes original, you ain't. he has respect from the comedian community, you don't. go tell racist jokes to your racists buddies and get the fuck off the air. your continues jokes on catagorical subjectivities on human beings is tasteless and unoriginal. if your mexican you make mexican jokes. if your gay you make gay jokes, if your white you make white jokes, kinda fuckin lame. "
Dude! Your fucking crazy bitch. Dave Chapelle isn't on anymore. Why? Cause his ratings sucked, and Carlos is alot funnier, so he took his spot! He ran to africa to get away from people not liking him! You must be some retarded 53 year old virgin. Dont come here and post if you don't like Carlos.You probably mastorbaite to your fat ass sister's lesbian porn. All i need to say.
Oh. i saw a funny name. Make fun of Dusan Mandic. (dueche on man dick). It's a real name. make fun of it. Ha.
Email is XTeamXtremeX@gmail.com
Email me.
If you have time.
Okay i'm done. Keep it up Carlos. Peace.
Posted by:Joe | Apr 8, 2007 8:09:50 PM
yo i've been wondering this same question for a long time. I saw this white kid at my school wearing a whole bunch of spongebob junk, spongebob shirt, spongebob shoes, spongebob backpack. he had everything. and every one kept talking about how much of a dork he was. then later i saw a black kid with all the same things and everyone was talking about how cool he was. so i was just wondering. What would people think if they saw a mexican kid with a whole bunch of spongebob (or something like that) stuff?
Posted by:Lauren | Apr 8, 2007 8:13:26 PM
why some wetbacks act black
Posted by:francisco | Apr 8, 2007 10:05:18 PM
Carlos :
The "Barato" skit premiered this evening (4/08/07) was fantastic , right up there with "Wetback Mountain" , Hwy 5 pedestrian sign , and Carlosaurus' "Tobacco is a gateway drug" .
Get that first season edge back with skits like those .
Fire those new writers from the second season .
Posted by:Alejandro Dunetz | Apr 8, 2007 10:08:20 PM
Dear Carlos,
My dad is 100% mexican. My mom is 100% caucasian. So I'm a wh-eaner. My maiden name was Zapata. (No relation to Emiliano that we know of.) Unfortunately my parents got divorced when I was young so I didn't grow up around my dad and learn much about my mexican background.Everything that I've learned about spanish, I've learned from your show. :) Anyway, I'm married now and my husband says I'm the whitest mexican he has ever met. We live in Ohio right now, but are moving to Mesa, AZ in August. Could you do a segment that would help people like me learn more about our culture and how to fit in with our people. I really don't want to get my ass kicked when we move for offending someone. :) Thanks Carlos.
Posted by:Zapata | Apr 8, 2007 10:08:53 PM
Carlos, I noticed that you are married to a white chick. I'm a beaner as well married to a white guy. Do people also give you shit about that?
Posted by:Gabster | Apr 8, 2007 10:11:31 PM
My kids are half white and half beaner. Can you come upi with a name for halfers like them?
Posted by:Gabster | Apr 8, 2007 10:14:53 PM
hey carlos i just got done watching your show and you said you could answer any question so here i go.....im half white half mexican but look more like a mexican and my friends always gives me shit about crossing the border and just alot of stuff about being half and mostly leaning towards being a mexican...... you got any thing i can say back to them when i get made fun of?
Posted by:James Vieyra | Apr 8, 2007 10:15:27 PM
im not here to ask any questions but all these ppl tht go on his website to rip on carlos are just bunch of lowlifes..if you hate him soo much why dont you just ignore him and if you hate him so much thenl....why do you watch his show just leev him the fuck alone alone and stop ripping on him he never did anything to you...and wen he rips on ppl hes not trying to be an asshole to them hes just trying to be funny so just leev him alone!!!
Posted by:austin davis | Apr 8, 2007 10:46:52 PM
austin davis said it all
Posted by:Joe | Apr 8, 2007 10:56:21 PM
I don't have any questions, but if you could message me back only if you're not too busy. But I love your stuff Carlos!!! And I love how you love big tits! I was always poked fun at for having 36 G, but I am fucking proud of them! But I know not to use them for evil I like to say, I am proud of them, but they are not my only ticket through life. Anyways, love you and your show! Keep it up! I would love to meet you someday! You are my favorite to watch! You make me laugh so hard that I can feel my abs burn, it would be a grand way to get people to work on theres! Anyways, hope you message me back! I only watch your show now a days, got to keep those studies up. Don't want to be as you put it a "Dee De Dee" :)
Posted by:Alexandra | Apr 8, 2007 11:43:16 PM
u know why white people sleep with their cuzes.....Because we didn't know that they were blood till our mom told us
Posted by:katie | Apr 8, 2007 11:45:28 PM
I heard ur guna b a dad! Congratulations!! Here's my question...what made you decide that you were gonna be a comedian? Who or what was your inspiration?
Posted by:Janine | Apr 9, 2007 12:40:18 AM
Youre guna b a father now. You, a latino, and your wife, a white woman, how is the discipline going to be?
Posted by:Janine | Apr 9, 2007 12:44:45 AM
BTW, i'm from Tustin, California.
Posted by:Janine | Apr 9, 2007 1:00:38 AM
Carlos, my question to you is who or what was your inspiration for becoming a comedian?
Thank you for reading.
Maggie - Merritt Island, Florida
Posted by:Maggie P. | Apr 9, 2007 1:15:40 AM
Carlos
Ill skip the the part about kissing your tail and get to the point.
Im tired of being judged by my cover I maybe white ,but I do not belive that Im held accoutable for any of the crimes someone else along time ago did.(or are still doing..)
Race is still being judged thankfully due too the rebeloius nature of humans we are makeing new and better bridges(This would be you)however many factions have also become more determind to divide.
I thank you for useing you humor to make a statment but ask you kindly to look at todays white people and ask yourself why most bear the joke in jest and laugh.
They get along and try so hard to make amends for thing they have not even done and in most cases were not even there.
Im asking you only too look and see its come full circle and the choice is now a new genarations to make.
Will you judge those by the color of thier skin or by the nature of their carecter.
Sincerly the Father of many Colors.
Posted by:Mini U.N | Apr 9, 2007 1:58:09 AM
would you ever do a show with rosie odonnell?love ya man you are soooo politically correct it cracks me up. keep it real carlos,, white woman
Posted by:karen | Apr 9, 2007 9:55:57 AM
hay carlos u show is so fucking good and the best.
Posted by:andy carrasquillo | Apr 9, 2007 11:06:59 AM
Hey Carlos just wondering if you could email
me and let me know around what you'll stop doing your shows and tours because right now I'm to young to see you live, I'm 12, and I just wanted to know if when I'm old enough to see you you'll still be doing the shows and tours.
My email is: jenniferarguijo@comcast.net
Posted by:Jennifer Arguijo | Apr 9, 2007 11:39:30 AM
When you decided to become a comedian, did you ever expect that you would be this big?
Posted by:corbin haslar | Apr 9, 2007 12:01:51 PM
hey carlos why do non-hispanic americans mistaken all hispanics as mexicans?
Posted by:israel soto | Apr 9, 2007 12:04:29 PM
hey c
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