This is the first edition of Below the Belt with Brad Williams. The only Mind of Mencia Blog that can go where no one else is allowed too.

This Sunday, the new season of the Mind of Mencia is kicking off, and I can't believe it's the third season. Whenever a new season begins I can't help but think about all the great things we've done on the show...especially the stuff I've appeared in. So I thought, on this first edition of Below the Belt, I'd countdown my top five favorite appearances on the Mind of Mencia.

#5 - "WHAT DOES THIS SIGN MEAN" (season one - episode one)
       It was my first appearance on the show. You never forget your first time.

#4 - MARIACHI CARLOS (season one - episode eleven)
      Three words...pull away pants!!

#3 - CARLOS SAYS: WHUP YOUR KIDS (season two - episode four)
       A lot of unfulfilled fantasies came true in that piece. People got to spank a little person. And I got       to hit somebody with a Ping Pong paddle.

#2 - EULOGY (season one - episode three)
       I got to play Mini Gallagher and smash things with a hammer three times my size. Enough said!

#1 - IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A HO (season two - episode three)
      I got to dress in drag and play a Whorf (whore + dwarf just in case you didn't know).
     When the episode aired my friends called me and said, "Hey Brad. That chick was hot. You should try  and hit that!" Of course I had to tell them - "It was me, idiots!" I never looked at those friends the same way ever again.

                                                                                                        Until next time...
                                                                                                                                   -Brad-