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Here are some more questions to test your knowledge and see if YOU are Smarter than a Wetback?"
Submit your answers to these five question. I will post the answers later in the week. Good luck...remember the more you get wrong...the more you turn into a wetback. Answer all five wrong and you might end up in front of Home Depot!
Question #1. What psychological
problems are most associated with
the middle child?
Question #2. When was the Virgin of Guadelupe
first seen in Mexico?
Question #3. What is the following : old truck
tires, a bathtub and a cricket bat?
Question #4. In baseball, the distance from the
pitcher’s mound to home plate is 45
feet. If Pedro Martinez’s fast
ball travels at 90 miles an hour,
how fast must his family members
run to the parking lot if
immigration officers arrive?
Question #5. According to professional
exterminators, what’s the most
effective way to get rid of roaches
in your apartment building?
Comments
dude i thought that show about the rapers was funny as hell dude you got to say this comment on tv on the next show man i love your show keep it real
Posted by:dustin | Apr 15, 2007 7:32:30 PM
Carlos your show is so damn amazing. It pretty much screams "either everything's okay or nothing's okay". I would love to come to your show. So basically this just says how great you and your show are. Always remember "if you ain't laughin you ain't livin." Please say this on tv it'd be so sweet!!! "Carlos Rules!"
From, Tom
Posted by:Tom Pampalone | Apr 15, 2007 7:35:01 PM
Your first joke tonight was so funny! My friends 1 1/2 year old son says DEE DEE DEE everytime when the ned Los thing comes on.
Posted by:Kat | Apr 15, 2007 7:36:27 PM
Carlos,
Everyone one in my family watches your television show. I recently bought your "No Strings Attached" DVD and your Shows first season. I have everyone at work either talkng about you or waching your show. your shows are so funny. I love your show, you are so funny. Keep it up and I love your saying at the end of every show "If you ain't laughing, you ain't livin'"
Posted by:Amanda | Apr 15, 2007 7:38:55 PM
My husband and I love your show. How about wetback scary movie?
Posted by:Lori&Danny | Apr 15, 2007 7:41:45 PM
1. with the middle child i would say going with malcom and the middle lots of briuses and little or now physical strength
2. 1963
3. a way into america
4. 90 miles per hour
5. send a wetback
Posted by:Mike-The-Monster | Apr 15, 2007 7:41:48 PM
My husband and I love your show. How about wetback scary movie?
Posted by:Lori&Danny | Apr 15, 2007 7:41:54 PM
I don't know about wetbacks, but with Question #5, when it comes to niggas and roaches...just kill one and leave that bitch there. So when his roach homeboys see him, they'll know that a motha fucka aint playing, and they'll get their asses the fuck up out of there.
Posted by:Vick | Apr 15, 2007 7:46:36 PM
Hey Carlos!
My brother, dad, and I all absolutely LOVE your show! We're always saying your famous "Dee Dee Dee," especially when my brother is acting like a serious "Dee Dee Dee." Thanks for bringing that to our vocabulary. I have one question for you. On your show, you do many different things, like CarlosaurusRex and Confuscious Carlos. We always wonder: what is your favorite one to do and why? Could you please answer this, we'd all like to know what your response is. Thanks!
Posted by:Steph | Apr 15, 2007 7:47:01 PM
Question #2. When was the Virgin of Guadelupe first seen in Mexico?
Never, they all have kids by the age of 13.
Posted by:Kat | Apr 15, 2007 7:47:14 PM
Okay I got a question...
Why is it that most blonde girls are so dumb that can't spell simple words or do simple math, yet they can read and understand all the cemicals and what they do for your hair on the back of a shampoo bottle?
Question 2:
Why do we have directions on the back of a shampoo bottle???
Posted by:whit | Apr 15, 2007 7:53:20 PM
carlos i love you and your show . the other night we went to olive garden and my 12 yo son went into the ladies room instead of the mens he told me this after the fact i swear you were in my head saying dee dee dee lol please oh please mention this in your next show.
and remember if you arent laughing you arent living.
Posted by:angela smart | Apr 15, 2007 8:07:58 PM
1. being a dee-dee-dee
2. 1900's
3. making soap (drugs)
4. 2 bases?
5. The best way to get rid of roaches is to stomp on them.
Posted by:dee-dee-dee | Apr 15, 2007 8:14:26 PM
I said it in one of the other blogs, but I meant to put it in this one.
My 2 yr old son is one of those kids that say De De DEEE when I stub my toe, or lock my keys in the car!!! LOL. It is so cute and amazing that he says it at the right time. Add this to the rest of his colorful vocabulary, and you have what is classified as a problem child!! I think it is funny and I have my work cut out for me. Thanks for the laughs Carlos and Keep them coming.
"If you ain't laughing, you ain't living!!!"
Posted by:Tiffiny | Apr 15, 2007 8:46:53 PM
i love mind of mencia. love you carlos! i have comments about the show before last. you make fun of everyone, never leave anyone out. you're hilarious. anyway about your comment about how there's different types of white people. i think there's more than 2 types. there's snobby/preppy/rich/pompous/pretentious/privileged white people (aka most),hilbillies, white people that aren't hilbillies and don't inbreed, and the rest..ok maybe there's just smart/enlightened or stupid/ignorant or accepting but in response to you're comment about how stupid civil war reenactors are i completely agree. i know someone who says they're from the south and don't believe in slavery and just do it for fun. i'm like 'you lost the civil war! slavery is abolished, thank f****** god! and what other purpose would you be fake fighting for?' you're a "dee dee dee" ps. 'saddamn is not the only one that is hung around here' hilarious,totally inappropriate but i loved it! and i'm sure there are people still scratching they're heads trying to figure that one out. and hilarious spoof of borat. "if you ain't laughin' you ain't livin" oh and i'm not sure if you made fun of jewish american princess's yet, you should if you haven't. love the show, keep being real. peace.
Posted by:lara | Apr 16, 2007 12:31:35 AM
I LOVE YOU SSSOOO MUCH!!!! I LOVE YOUR SHOW AND YOUR VIEWS AND OPINIONS ON SOME OF THE TOPIC EVERYONE IS AFRAID TO SAY OUT LOUD!!!HEY SEE IF YOU DO SOME SHOWS IN ALLENTOWN OR READING, PA!!! I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU LIVE!!!!
Posted by:MELINNA G | Apr 16, 2007 4:59:27 AM
dude awesome show! as always but i got a couple questions 1 have you made fun of south park yet? (if you have cool) 2 have you made fun of that iranian pixy stick, achmaginadad (or how ever it is spelled)yet? great show and Dee Dee Dee
Posted by:Hugh T. Johnson | Apr 16, 2007 6:31:23 AM
hey carlos talk about farce of the penguins sometime on your next showing it would be freakin hilarious man!! mind of mencia RULES!!!!!
Posted by:Tylor Marsh | Apr 16, 2007 7:30:25 AM
Hey carlos? why the @#$% do white people have to be so freakin racist and think they are always the superior race ?
Posted by:Brad Stosky | Apr 16, 2007 7:32:55 AM
THANK GOD, SOMEBODY GETS IT!!! on Taxes: If you put a "support our troops" ribbon on your car, YOU CAN'T BITCH ABOUT PAYING YOUR TAXES...Navy wives (and no doubt all the other services) everywhere are singing your praises Carlos!! THANK YOU!!! YOU ROCK!
Posted by:MRS HT2 | Apr 16, 2007 10:09:59 AM
Check out this video of Carlos on http://www.myspace.com/talkingmonkey
Posted by:abba | Apr 16, 2007 10:20:33 AM
Dear Carlos,
Please, please stop using cheap racist jokes and words. Your depiction of immigrants is demeaning and insulting! Being latino/Hispanic doesn’t give you any license to do this.
Here is one word for you: Imus!
Jorge
Posted by:Jorge Rivera | Apr 16, 2007 11:01:16 AM
ur show's funny as shit. itz hilarious wen u do skits with joseph. he'll do n e thing. haha. keep it up.
Posted by:coolcol1421 | Apr 16, 2007 11:47:33 AM
Great show, my boyfriend and I never miss any of your shows. Just keep it real man and don't listen to these Dee Dee Dees like Jorge. If he is getting offended he isn't getting it and he should tune to another channel. I think that if you use the N word and you are African American or of that descent then you should shut up complaining when other races use it. I'm a spic and I don't get offended and what is worse I'm gay and I don't get offended when you call someone a faggot. Historically all these adjectives were used to be offensive and discriminatory and no I'm not taking away from the suffering, humiliation and struggle people dealt in their lives. But we are living the 21st Century and the language has adapted these as slang. Let’s quit being hypocrites and accept we are all racists. It all boils down to how you are educated and if you continue teaching your kids to be racists and to be offended about any remarks then there is no end to this vicious cycle. So Jorge, teach your kids to tolerate differences and to accept themselves for what they are don't feed them your inequalities. Be proud of what you are regardless of race only then you are going to understand what Carlos is talking about. Keep educating the people Carlos.
Posted by:Javier | Apr 16, 2007 12:23:01 PM
hey carlos i love your show especially when your brother joseph performs youguys are so f$cking funny keep it up and i never miss your show unless dave chapelle is on NAH JUST KIDDING you ROCK
Posted by:johnny garcia | Apr 16, 2007 1:37:13 PM
#1 Unappreciativness
#2 She wasn't shes in Guadelupe
#3 A boat
#4 As fast as they can
#5 Gas them
Posted by:Eric | Apr 16, 2007 2:32:46 PM
dear carlos im azn but i always get made fun of for being gay and for some strange reason i have not done anythin to get called gay....? what the fuck should i do??
Posted by:Tylor jones | Apr 16, 2007 3:14:38 PM
hey is your real name ned? People i know have ben telling me but i wanted to ask u
ne ways i live ur show. its my all time fav. It was so awsome when u did that rapper skit. umm how come most of these people on this blog tell u to say there comment on the show ?>
peace: niggie
Posted by:niggie | Apr 16, 2007 3:30:45 PM
Never go to joe rogan's website or that lame myspace thing joe rogan is just someone who is jealsous of carlos just some punk ass bitch who thinks he's all that and if he comes to indy or anyohter place that i'am or anyother place that you see him you need to chant little pussy bitch or carlos mencia over and over again because joe rogan is a little pussy bitch
joe rogan is a little pussy bitch
joe rogan is a little pussy bitch
joe rogan is a little pussy bitch
joe rogan is a little pussy bitch
joe rogan is a little pussy bitch
joe rogan is a little pussy bitch
Posted by:Mike-The-Monster | Apr 16, 2007 4:16:55 PM
i watch your show when im not grounded............well i should tell you im 13 not no 45 yearold still mooching off there parents people but anyway love the show
Posted by:seth hampton ......... or sloth sloth works | Apr 16, 2007 5:05:05 PM
I may just be 12 years old but i know a lot about your show.Its fuckin funny!! My friend keeps sayin everybody at his school says your line wrong.its so fuckin stupid! I mean its 3 words"dee dee dee" how hard is that!Anyway, your the only one who actually understands the world and how stupid people are. if more people in the world were like you it wouldnt be so fucked up.
kill the hippies,
jace
p.s. your wife is hot
Posted by:jace lee | Apr 16, 2007 6:08:26 PM
Carlos Mencia, you are the most awesome comic out there. I mean, if I said half the shit you do on your show, I'd probably lose my job and get thrown out on the street. Thanks for putting the wetbacks, beaners, and roaches in their place for us God-fearing white Christian folk every week. Keep spreading the truth before the Zionist Jew-owned media decides to drop your show. You'll always be welcome at Stormfront.
Posted by:The Apologetic Racist | Apr 16, 2007 9:54:10 PM
your show is the bomb and really funny but some people dont think that because they thik youre races and shit...but i dont give a shit!!!! fuck them !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:Kevin Mandujano | Apr 16, 2007 9:58:08 PM
Dear Ned,
I don't appreciate my comments being deleted just because they are critical of your racist, ignorant and oft plagerized program.
Oh, and I'm not so stupid that I think Ned (carlos) deletes them himself, so, screw you too, low level employee.
Posted by:Arnel Jokesteal | Apr 17, 2007 12:40:54 AM
Carlos,
Your show is some of the funniest shit ever. I am only 14 by the way. I loved your show when you talked about people being stupid and saying more then Dee Dee Dee. Kepp up the great work you damn beaner lol
Posted by:Josh | Apr 17, 2007 9:45:09 AM
u suck on dee dee dee u fucken dick
Posted by:nona | Apr 17, 2007 6:58:05 PM
that guy is maen your show ROCKS i love it my bro is a dee dee dee u should realy make that wetback scary movie
Posted by:dee dee dee | Apr 17, 2007 7:00:15 PM
1. Being left behind
2. Never
3. Mexican car
4. Faster than the immigration officers
5. Turning on the lights
Posted by:Nate | Apr 17, 2007 7:39:03 PM
Hey Carlos. Yeah, about your "are you smarter than a wetback game" where the question was what was the last time the Mexicans acquired concessions from the white people. Your answer was Iglesias.
Um, aren't you forgetting something. Like, um, I don't know, the 1992 LA Rodney King riots. You beaners acquired a lot of property during those days.
Posted by:senbassador | Apr 17, 2007 9:33:56 PM
How come some people dont get it ... "If you ain't laughing, you ain't livin'" ... some jokes may seem over top but guess what damn it this is a comedy show and this are damn JOKES, and they rock, take us away from the missery and stress in life to enjoy a little comedy.
"If you ain't laughing, you ain't livin'"
Posted by:Carlos ~G~ | Apr 17, 2007 9:39:04 PM
Question #1. Dee dee dee Syndrome
Question #2. Whenever they came up with torillas.
Question #3. Redneck's garage?
Question #4. As log as the trunk of the car is open they can all fit in there pretty quick.
Question #5. Take the trash out of your house, and white people, im not talkng about your spouses.
Posted by:Carlos ~G~ | Apr 17, 2007 9:48:46 PM
Carlos..I luv ur show so much ive ever missed 1 episode...TE AMO MUCH CARLOS...you have the bes show all becuase your not afraid to speak your mind and dont care what people think..like me..lol..
Posted by:Izadora | Apr 17, 2007 10:36:29 PM
Carlos..Hola amigo..
I just want to let you know that your show FUCKING rocks...I mean ur not afraid to get on here and speak ur mind and make fun of ppl never leaving a rae out so no one can say anything...I mean if ppl dont like ur show and how u run it then how in the fuck come they keep going back to ur show and makin rude fuckin comments...that aint even fuckin right well luv u and ur show.."If you aint laughin u aint livin"
Posted by:Carmella | Apr 17, 2007 10:45:01 PM
hey carlos,
my mom's boyfriend is mexican and your show was one of the first the things that we conected on. when i first saw it with him i thought he would be ofended when i laughed so hard at your show. but he laughed alot harder when he saw me. so thank you and keep it up
Posted by:jon | Apr 17, 2007 10:48:49 PM
Carlos,
Didn't think that "Are You Smarter Than A Wetback" skit was that funny! You're a REALLY funny dude but that one didn't do it or me.
I liked the rap song where you imitated all these rappers that have gotten into trouble with the law though. That shit was hysterical! Although I had a hard time understanding the lyrics a little bit. It seemed like the lyrics were too low or jumbled or something to that effect. And trust me! I have PERFECT hearing. So says the L.A.P.D. who tested it for me last year.
Is there some reason we can't submit skit/sketches to the show though. 'cause i have a whole bunch of stuff I'd like to see done. What about the guy who ran from the police in Pomona after he ripped an ATM out of the wall. They got into a high-speed pursuit and the guy's plastic leg fell off when he jumped out of the truck! That would be a really good skit! Think about it.
Posted by:David Alston | Apr 18, 2007 12:31:45 PM
1. Coming of age, your not sure which one was the first to come but you at least knew their age. or When your older and younger family members are getting some and you aren't.
2. Just before the mexican FORMERLY known as the virgin of guadelupe.
3. A Cuban escape raft.
4. It doesn't matter, it cost too much to see a baseball game.
5. Move a wetback family in, throw a sombrero down and start the hat dance music.
Posted by:Bill | Apr 18, 2007 4:22:08 PM
Dude you are one funny guy Carlos. You know you should make a joke about dumbass products and stuff like that. I'll be watching your new shows on Sunday man.
Posted by:Adley | Apr 18, 2007 7:22:28 PM
Question #1. What psychological problems are most associated with the middle child?
Probably schizophrenia since one minute you're the baby getting picked on and having your older sibling teach you cool things your parents don't want you to know and have your back; and the next you are the one picking on your little brother and teaching him things your parents don't want him to know about and having his back.
Question #2. When was the Virgin of Guadelupe first seen in Mexico?
When the Spaniards said "accept Christ or I will kill you with my shinny sword." Then all the native beaners were like "hey essay, yeah I see him em. Looka dat pedro, you see, I see pedro. Look essay, I see him right there. You no see?"
Question #3. What is the following : old truck tires, a bathtub and a cricket bat?
Things you can steal from the redneck's front yards. Just hope they're not armed.
Question #4. In baseball, the distance from the pitcher’s mound to home plate is 45 feet. If Pedro Martinez’s fast ball travels at 90 miles an hour, how fast must his family member run to the parking lot if immigration officers arrive?
Probably not very since the security guards helping them are fat guys eating donuts and/or drunk. Besides, you don't have to outrun the INS officers. You just have to outrun the slowest illegal alien running from them.
Question #5. According to professional exterminators, what’s the most effective way to get rid of roaches in your apartment building?
Well, first off, they're not going to tell you since then you wouldn't have roaches, so they would have no work. Be sure to pay them in cash though, since they probably don't have green cards. However, if they were honest they would say:
"Hey asshole, maybe you shouldn't waste so much food you selfish cracker. Maybe instead of throwing all that food away because it has a little mold on it you should finish eating it. No wonder 3rd world starving people hate you. You waste so much food while the whole world is starving you douchebag."
Posted by:senbassador | Apr 19, 2007 6:46:13 PM
wetback 4 life
Posted by:dying virgin | Apr 26, 2007 10:48:22 AM
Carlos, Love your show.
P.S. DEE DEE DEE
Posted by:To-To | Apr 29, 2007 10:05:55 AM
Carlos ,
My husband and I love your show , I have one nephew that goes crazy with your show as well. You sure were born to make the world laugh ,,,,, Carlos thanks for letting us remember what humor is really all about.....especially when being around/with the family..... Once again Thanks
Posted by:yessy | Jun 15, 2007 6:22:52 PM
1. what is a middle kid? that is only if you got three.
2. a virgin in mexico? she is lying
3. to sleep in, to sleep in,, to put someone to sleep.
4. faster than anyone with you.
5. you smoke that roach
Posted by:dave | Dec 14, 2007 5:45:03 PM
your show is so awesome man i am barly in the first grade and my teachers watch your show . one time one i my teachers brought a mind of mencia video and showed it to the whole school.
Posted by:carlos olvera | Dec 21, 2007 5:31:34 PM
my name is just like you i am in the 6th grade and many firends want to know where you live aslo i want to be as funny as you one day i am a regular kid who goes to dekalb PATH academy in atlanta georgia. most of my friends said that you are a hero to them
Posted by:CARLOS montanez | Dec 21, 2007 5:39:43 PM
Learn first how to write CORRECTLY Guadalupe
Posted by:doesn't matter | May 10, 2008 9:25:20 AM
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