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You taken the test - now let's see if you actually are smarter than a wetback.
ANSWERS
#1. What middle child?
#2. There's a Virgin in Mexico?
#3. A way out of Cuba.
#4. They can walk. Baseball players
have enough money to buy their way
out of anything.
#5. Evict the Puerto Ricans!
These are the answers! Hope you did okay.
Comments
Thats so freakin funny ha ha ha ha ha
he he he he hi hi hi hi
Posted by:Brooke | Apr 19, 2007 2:17:34 PM
Thats so freakin funny ha ha ha ha ha
he he he he hi hi hi hi
Posted by:Brooke | Apr 19, 2007 2:17:40 PM
go to www.freewebs.com/mencianation/
to join the fight against joe rogan and other naysayers
man that was so funny i almost choked becuase of not enough oxygen in my lungs
Posted by:Mike-The-Monster | Apr 19, 2007 2:48:04 PM
damn for real your like the fucken ideal latino i praise you!!!
Posted by:gladys | Apr 19, 2007 3:53:20 PM
U rule carlos
Posted by:fuzzballman | Apr 19, 2007 5:41:19 PM
carlos i watch youre show all the time and homie you rock i like youre show and what you say r stupid but they are true and the world dont get it. all i say is keep doing wath you take care youre fan pachuco
Posted by:abraham martinez | Apr 20, 2007 9:25:10 AM
Que onda pinche mojado?!
Esta chingon tu pinche programita de "Carlos Mancia", tienes chingos de pendejadas ah y pues tu vieja esta bien buena xD
Posted by:lalo | Apr 20, 2007 11:35:01 AM
I just got done writing you the most horribly mean comment, but because I am such an
amazing person I decided not the leave it. I kind of mad at myself for not leaving it
because it was pretty good, and long. But like I said I am an amazing person...so no you
don't get the privilege to know my opinions about you.
Posted by:when you speak speak words of peach they tend to create | Apr 21, 2007 8:15:46 PM
CAMPING: that's where pop-anglo amercans pretend that they are cavemen (without guns--and with their wife and kids)get to kill the most bugs and do most of the cooking--no HONEY, 100 pumps on the stove, the oven th....well, you get the point.
Camping is about getting away from the things that made us civizilived(sp?). It's about getting back to breahing in the oxygen from the trees, digging in the dirt, scrounging for FIRE material, and finding clean, flowing water.
The RICH campers have Rvs or stay in cabins. But US porr folks stay in "Class 'B"" sites, where your morning constitution goes "pllopp" along with your wizzz through conrete pipe into a vile-smelling neverland. [The "honey wagon" comes on Monday.]
We are note try'ing to more porrer than we are. We are trying to get back to the roots that made us into the surviving species that we are--even though I can"t type with my feet.
INVITATION--Let's go camping in "MIDDLE AMERICA"--Carlos, Come campimng with me, my friends, and family. [can anybody say, "Summer vacation paid for by C.C"
From one true American to another, I hope this E-mail reaches you...
Posted by:Andy Douglas | Apr 22, 2007 6:40:21 AM
Yo, Carlos, can you help me out? I told my Mez-can friend a bunch of jokes from ur show, and he beat the living shit outta me. My white friends laughed hilariously, though. Where did I go wrong? I thought you wetbacks loved being called beaners and yelled at to go pick lettuce? I guess it only works if your a rich brown feller.
Sure, Joe Rogan thinks you aren't even a wetback, but I'm sure you prove him wrong by calling him a pussy bitch or sumthin like that.
Why don't actual Latinos like you, Carlos? Are they not self-hating? Plz lemme know.
Posted by:The Apologetic Racist | Apr 22, 2007 11:54:02 AM
Hey Carlos; ya know how you said a while back about kids goin around sayin dee dee dee ???? well I've been teachin my grand son to do it to his dad. Well kids are way smarter than what we give them credit for, cuz now we can't get him to stop. It's funny as hell. P.S. He has never actually seen your show....He's only 3.
Posted by:penny | Apr 22, 2007 7:39:20 PM
I HATE YOU DUMB STUPID PEOPLE THAT SAY DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH. YOU JUST DESERVE TO DIE. ITS DEE-DEE-DEE. GET IT STRAIT.
PS. YOUR WELCOME CARLOS I HAD TO GET IT OUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD. WATCH THE DAMN SHOW.
Posted by:MIKEY | Apr 23, 2007 1:11:22 PM
I HATE YOU DUMB STUPID PEOPLE THAT SAY DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH. YOU JUST DESERVE TO DIE. ITS DEE-DEE-DEE. GET IT STRAIT.
PS. YOUR WELCOME CARLOS I HAD TO GET IT OUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD. WATCH THE DAMN SHOW.
Posted by:mikey | Apr 23, 2007 1:16:14 PM
you a funny guy........only us brown people know and tell brown jokes.....hear it from a howlee....uh you gon git punch....
Posted by:eloika | Apr 27, 2007 11:48:07 AM
hey carlos, you are so funny! i've seen every episode! thank you for finally saying what i've been thinking forever.(the whole thing about mexicans and blacks,etc. saying whatever they want but the white people not being able to. what the hell is that all about?)
anyways, i'm a huge fan and i hope you read this
Posted by:justin | Apr 27, 2007 6:38:58 PM
fuck you carlos how could you keep making fun of gesus and god.
Posted by:yo mama | May 3, 2007 6:46:14 AM
dear carlos,
its me again my sister is a de de de not a de de de de de de de just a de de de
Posted by:zach | May 7, 2007 4:30:17 PM
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