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It's that time of year again. Time to select the nominations for the 2nd Annual Dee-Dee-Dee Awards! Here are this years categories:
CELEBRI-DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR
DEE-DEE-DEE RATED MOVIE
NATIONAL DEE-DEE-DEE NEWS STORY OF THE YEAR
POLITICAL DEE-DEE-DEE OF THE YEAR
SMALL TOWN/LOCAL DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR
The award season has begun. So now I open it up it to you. I will be posting stories "For Your Consideration" but feel free to post people or stories you think should win a Dee-Dee-Dee Award! Especially the "Local Dee-Dee-Dee of the year." If something happened in your hometown that made the news, please let me know!
The nominations will be announced April 29th on this blog after Sunday's show.
- D. Luck -
Comments
tour show comes on to late.my moms a bicth and will not let me watch it.
Posted by:josh payne | Apr 12, 2007 11:59:17 AM
tour show comes on to late.my moms a bicth and will not let me watch it.
Posted by:josh payne | Apr 12, 2007 11:59:22 AM
Brinity Spears will win the CELEBRI-DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR award decause she shaved her hair!! how retarded was that?!
Posted by:justin | Apr 12, 2007 12:42:27 PM
a guy in my class room walked in smoking marajuna in front of the teacher and was talking to her and as i get a better look at the guy and here him better he was calling her a bitch he was also wearing acid patches on his head after all of the acid patches were done he finally came to when the cops arrested him and he pissed his pants i really think that deserves a award of some kind to not just be so high to go to school like that but to just do that
Posted by:Mike-The-Monster | Apr 12, 2007 1:10:21 PM
ok carlos do this
1.go to www.google.com
2.click on "maps"
3.click on get directions
4.type "New York" in the first box
5.type "London" in the second box
6.click on "get directions" then
7.scroll down to step #23
the CELEBRI-DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR that by far is Britany Spears
the DEE-DEE-DEE RATED MOVIE of year should be The Inconvenit Truth the movie Al Gore Made
the NATIONAL DEE-DEE-DEE NEWS STORY OF THE YEAR should be the duke case that the boys were found innocent after almost 6 months when they first got the charges
the POLITICAL DEE-DEE-DEE OF THE YEAR should be Hilary Cunton you know who i'm talking about the little muff diver she is
and i already think you know who i think should win the SMALL TOWN/LOCAL DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR
Sin, Sin,
Mike the Monster
Posted by:Mike-The-Monster | Apr 12, 2007 3:58:54 PM
A pack of genetically altered coyotes escaped from the military and are now running around our street. True story!!! It was in the Absury Park Press.so..now the military is...DEE DEE DEE
Posted by:Val K. | Apr 12, 2007 5:41:04 PM
Al Sharpton and those idiots who follow him, DEE DEE DEE
Posted by:Neal | Apr 12, 2007 6:49:41 PM
Britney Spears is definetly a DEE DEE DEEEE!!! Can't wait to see the new episode on Sunday!!! :) U RULE CARLOS!!!
Posted by:Ashley | Apr 12, 2007 7:24:59 PM
Britney Spears is a definate DEE DEE DEE. She's fu***ng crazy stupid!!!
Posted by:Susan | Apr 12, 2007 11:44:33 PM
I don't have anything to nominate in any of those categories... but I think there should be one for Most Dee-Dee-Dee TV Show. Survivor Fiji should be renamed Survivor Dee-Dee-Dee! Who cares if there are a lot of ethnicities on it... Dee-Dee-Dees are Dee-Dee-Dees, no matter what the race! This show has white Dee-Dee-Dees, black Dee-Dee-Dees, Latino Dee-Dee-Dees, and (surprise!) even Asian Dee-Dee-Dees. I'd tell you about all the STUPID things some of the contestants have done on that season, but that'd be way too many to list here, and I'd probably run out of room.
Posted by:Waitohooru | Apr 13, 2007 6:08:16 AM
Everyone thought that brokeback mountain was a good movie. I thought it sucked. who wants to see two cakes doin the freaky deaky dance. Can you make a new catagory called the gayest movie ever award. dee dee deeeeeeeeeee
Posted by:peter hilburn | Apr 13, 2007 10:57:42 AM
I think for the political dee dee dee award should go to Dick Cheney for shooting his freind.
Posted by:curtis | Apr 13, 2007 12:05:25 PM
guess what carlos I see kids right next to me who are doing calculator games in their heads for time! dededede and one is asian and one is white dee deeed deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee deeeeeedeeeee they're retarded!!!!! hahhahhahaa they have calculators for that hahahahah there is fire on the water and water on the fire which is ^&* way of telling to get the F^&* out of NEW ORLEANNSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahaha
Posted by:playerhater | Apr 13, 2007 2:32:25 PM
i think that the dee dee dee rated movie is war of the worlds because the whole movie was retarted not to mention that tom cruise saved the world thats bull shit he couldnt save anything.
Posted by:Anthony | Apr 13, 2007 3:07:19 PM
The CelebriDee Dee Dee was Briney sprears how could it be any other.
The Dee Dee Dee rated movie is Are we done yet its just another suckish sequil.
The Dee Dee Dee news the lady who got her back broken from a drunk guy.
The political Dee Dee Dee is Chenney it has to be.
Posted by:Eric | Apr 13, 2007 3:35:23 PM
Hay Carlos
I got a cool story I need to tell you for the Local DEE DEE DEE of the year.
Im a 15 year old boy and I live in Henderson, just south of Las Vegas, Nevada. So my mom and dad decided to take my sister and I to see fremont street, the one with the mega screen over head were they play concerts and stuff. While we were there a fucking Hocker! comes up to my dad and said, right in front of my mom,"hay baby cheeks you looking for a good time tonight?"
So Im thinking " Holy Shit my mom is gona fucking kick this blond bitch's ass!
But the music was so loud that only my dad and I heard her.
So my dad said "Excuse me!" as if he did'nt hear her.
So with her blond brain working at full copasity she shouted at the top of her lungs "I SAID DO YOU WANA GO SOMEWHERE AND FUCK ONE OFF!!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This time my mom heard her and so did my 8 year old sister.
So my dad said " What the fuck do you think your doing talking like that infront of my daughter!"
So in her brilliance she said, "Alright" then turning to me she said, "What about you little guy, looken for some fun?"
At this point my mom Punched her so fucking hard in the face my mom broke a bone in her hand, let alone that sluts face!
The reason Im dissing a prostitute is because once the police came and she was arrested, she admited to being HIV positive!
But really Carlos, you should make this bitch the Local DEE DEE DEE of the year, because even though prostitution is legal on the strip, she still got arested for doing the one thing blonds know how to do vrey good, wrong!
Peace out Carlos :)
Posted by:Steven Levanduski | Apr 13, 2007 3:40:49 PM
ok all of mine
celebrity briney spears if u dont think thats right u would hav to be a dee dee dee yourself
movie- war of the worlds cause of tom cruise
political- cheney cause hes an idiot and shot his friend in the face
local- it was a while ago but this lady her dog froze and she thought to unfreeze him was to put him in the microave. A microave heat from inside out so she killed the dog and she was depressed DEE DEE DEE
Posted by:Anthony | Apr 13, 2007 3:51:37 PM
hey Steven Levanduski learn how to spell hooker you Dee Dee Dee
Posted by:Eric | Apr 13, 2007 3:57:25 PM
Celebrity: Britney Spears........enough said.
Movie: Kazaam. Everybody knows that Shaq can't act,......EVERYBODY!!!
Posted by:Andy | Apr 13, 2007 5:05:33 PM
There have been many Dee-Dee-Dees this year but one definetly stands out the most- Britney Spears. That dumb, drunk, crack head shaved her damn head and that's not the only head she shaved (ha ha ha). That's one of the f***ing stupidest publicity stunts I've ever seen.
Posted by:JT | Apr 13, 2007 5:56:00 PM
celeb- lindsay lohan shes fukin like 16 and smoking and drinking and shit and now shes in rehab
movie- are we done yet iz ice cube doin community service or some shit
political- al sharpton hes a fukin racist dick
local- im not tryin to being religost but sum jew got hit by a car trying to get a dollar in rockaway ny
Posted by:Sean | Apr 13, 2007 6:14:05 PM
first of all carlos cant wait to see my first mind of mencia as a 20 year old. my bday was the 12th. oik now for my awards
CELEBRI-DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR: britney for shaving her head to avoid drug testing, or anna nicole smith for dying while birkhead was alive
DEE-DEE-DEE RATED MOVIE: all of em except 300,onlygood one out so far. id say Blades of Glory
NATIONAL DEE-DEE-DEE NEWS STORY OF THE YEAR: Still in Iraq
POLITICAL DEE-DEE-DEE OF THE YEAR: Bush for saying "i miss the days when my ratings were 30% and Cheney shot people" (oh no Homeland security will now arrest me for that) ;)
SMALL TOWN/LOCAL DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR: the high school kids who pretend their ghetto and get into fights like they think campus security cant see them De De DEEE!
Posted by:Briseis Cozakas | Apr 13, 2007 7:23:53 PM
Hey Carlos, what is with you deleting all of my comments? So much for speaking your mind. Did it hurt you feelings that I pointed out only hack comics need a catchphrase crutch to help them stand?
Posted by:Josh | Apr 13, 2007 10:36:12 PM
HEY CARLOS I GOT A THEORY THAT WHEN U SEE A WHITE PERSON RUNNING ITS BECAUSE HES DOIN SOME EXCERSISE, WHEN U SEE A BLACK GUY RUNNIN ITS BECAUSE HE JACKED A CAR STERIO, OK NOW IF U SEE A BEANER RUNNING ITS BECAUSE HES TRYING TO HIDE FROM IMIGRATION!
Posted by:GINNA | Apr 13, 2007 10:47:30 PM
carlos when i was growing up and adults asked DUH" what do you want to be when you grow up?" the common answer was doctor nurse fireman. My reply was always I WANT TO BE A COMEDIAN. Now take that from a 12 year old girl in 1980. people were as expected no you want to be a doctor blablablabla.anyway in nut shell it didnt work out that way. im still funny as hell but not on stage.
my opinion YOU ROCK STAY COOL STAY FUNNY AND ALWAYS BELIEVE IN THE LAUGH.
THANKS
CYNDI
Posted by:CYNDI | Apr 13, 2007 11:07:29 PM
I think Don Imus is a dee-dee-dee! He made a dumb-ass comment and msnbc fired his white ass. i want to know your view point about it as well
Posted by:dee-dee-dee | Apr 14, 2007 10:43:55 AM
dat shit iz bom azz fuck!!!!
Posted by:toxik | Apr 14, 2007 11:55:45 AM
Why in the name of all that is holy is this man on the air? He's not funny, intelligent or even a little talented. His humor is the lowest of low brow and and he somehow tries to make it topical? He just shouts opinions and if you don't agree he trys to act like you're the stupid one. Right Carlos, right.I've been missing Reno 911 because it comes on after this dogshit. Comedy Central, please, please take this man off the air. For the sake of real, true comedy. Because Carlos Mencia is not it.
Posted by:Sam Johnson | Apr 14, 2007 12:21:12 PM
josh shutup why do you like to talk shit about carlos. you have a promblem.
Posted by:raynold | Apr 14, 2007 12:22:17 PM
Carlos Mencia is horrible, I don't know one person that likes him. His jokes are not witty, intelligent or insightful. His "observations" are based on age-old stereotypes and are unbelievably lame. Everyone knows that Mencia only got his show because Chappelle walked away from Comedy Central, and where Dave was witty and offered intelligent social criticism, Mencia points out the obvious.
Every time I hear "Dee-Dee-Dee" I want to kick someone's teeth in. I remain confused whether this or "Get-R-Done" is more infantile.
I don't want to shit talk people's personal choices, but I just can't stand Mencia. Bring back Upright Citizens Brigade or Strangers with Candy re-runs if you have to fill a half hour. America should feel dumber every time Mencia is on TV.
Posted by:Adam Lander | Apr 14, 2007 12:32:46 PM
dude u fucken rock. i like the way u express your self,telling jokes about life that way i like that i have been at most at your shows u rorck men!best whises dude u and your crew and your family best wishes
Posted by:baltazar avilez | Apr 14, 2007 1:12:48 PM
THESE FUCKKERZ R DA DEE DEE DEEEEEEEEZ OF THE YEAR BRITNEY SPEARS 4 SHAVIN HER HEAD AND DA OTHER BITCH K-FED 4 WANTING 2 FIGHT JOHN CENA AND GIVEN AN F-U BY JOHN CENA
Posted by:KEVIN A. | Apr 14, 2007 4:39:25 PM
hey carlos i love wen u say dee da dee itis funny ma friend dosent under stand bkause her bro is reatarted haha i no butt she gets pissed then she starts acten like a dee da dee shes dee de dee to the 12power
yous truely-christina
Posted by:christina | Apr 14, 2007 4:54:34 PM
hey ned how is it going say hi to all your 16 brothers and sisters for me i know altogether you have 18 including yourself but your brother joseph was here and your mom and she said remember to wipe your ass
your wetback fan antonio pascual
Posted by:anthony pascual | Apr 14, 2007 5:13:51 PM
george w. bush. dumbest dee-dee-dee of the year.
Posted by:mike | Apr 14, 2007 5:35:12 PM
local dee-dee-dee is this kid who was high in class and he asked the teacher if he wanted some
Posted by:jhonny | Apr 14, 2007 7:08:20 PM
movie is war of the worlds for obvious reasons
Posted by:jhonny | Apr 14, 2007 7:10:35 PM
national dee-dee-dee is either don imus or the chic that went into the duke players dorms
Posted by:jhonny | Apr 14, 2007 7:18:19 PM
"Celebri-Dee Dee Dee of the year award"? How about Carlos Mencia for making a career out of spitting the most tired and unoriginal stereotype jokes. Asians can't drive? Black people enjoy watermelon? Hilarious! Nothing more pathetic than a shock artist who doesn't say anything remotely controversial. Whatever polls Comedy Central reads that keep Mencia going have been sampling from the "Dee Dee Dee" households.
Posted by:Fil | Apr 14, 2007 9:19:04 PM
tiffany "new york" patterson (i love ny) is a dee-dee-dee. her mom told her to get rid of chance the first night and yet stayed until the final episode. ny is a dee-dee-dee of not realizing sooner that chance was not for her.
and w/ that being said, chance and ny are both dee dee dee
Posted by:dee-dee-dee | Apr 15, 2007 8:27:30 AM
for local ther is a town right next to me called mobile and a bunch of black people thought they saw a lepercon in a tree and it was on the news and even made it on web junk 20 on vh1. that was the funniest shit ive ever seen
Posted by:adam ynfante | Apr 15, 2007 8:32:30 AM
now that is funny
Posted by:Goingbigger | Apr 15, 2007 11:03:01 AM
GET THIS CRAP OFF COMEDY CENTRAL--THIS ISN'T COMEDY, UNLESS YOU'RE AN 8 YEAR OLD IDIOT.
MENCIA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!
Posted by:G | Apr 15, 2007 2:07:03 PM
How can a half honduran, half german guy make a living on racist mexican "jokes"?
This is the replacement for chappelle? Ned's boring, predictable "white people do this, mexicans do that" remarks are not even in the same area code. If you want another intelligent program covering the issue of race to fill the spot bring back colin quin's show.
Everytime I see a promo I want to go slam my head in the car door over and over and over. Drop this show.
Posted by:J | Apr 15, 2007 3:11:15 PM
the people who are dissing carlos mencia on this blog should be nominees for the dee dee dee awards.
Posted by:dee-dee-dee | Apr 15, 2007 5:40:06 PM
To all you Mencia Haters!!! If you don't like it....Um why do you watch it??? That is why technology has given you a remote control!!! De De DEEEEE!!!
Mencia, thank you for putting a reference to your fans on the show, again!!! My two year old is one of those kids running around saying De De DEEE at the right time. LOL. Everytime we go to blockbuster, he has to get your DVD and carry it through the store. LOL. Soo funny.
Dude you are sooo funny. "if you are not laughing, you are not living!!!"
Posted by:Tiffiny | Apr 15, 2007 7:58:19 PM
Okay, I've got a nomination for DEE-DEE-DEE RATED MOVIE:
"Surf's Up".
Like the animation world needs another CGI-animated film starring penguins... can't anyone do anything original? "Hey, that penguin movie did so good in the box office, so we'll make one too!" DEE-DEE-DEEEEEEEEEEE!
Posted by:Waitohooru | Apr 16, 2007 5:26:41 AM
national dee dee dee of the year, the astronaut that drove from texas to florida in a diaper to attack the other astronaut because she took her man.
Posted by:Shug and Silverfox | Apr 16, 2007 12:10:24 PM
Celebri dee dee dee award goes to Britany Spears for marrying K-Fed and shaving her head because of an argument.
Dee Dee Dee rated movie award goes to Broke Back Mountain for being a gay cowboy movie which many many many people hated.
National Dee Dee Dee news story goes to it's new and not from America a Japanenese news crew starts a fight in there studio and they air it on live T.V. I don't watch the News much anyways theat why I pick this.
Political Dee Dee Dee award goes to New Jersey Goverernor Corzine for being front seat without a seat belt going 91 MPH in a SUV with a state trooper that crashes.
Local Dee Dee Dee of the year goes to Cho Seung-Hui for that VT collage shooting for one girl that stood him up, but the only reason I nominated him was the fact all the people he kill and injuried was not one was that girl I mean if your going to shoot someone then kill yourself kill the person your upset with don't kill any more inicent people come on dumbass.
I want to give my own Dee Dee Dee award out.
Not the MVP but the DDD for Dee Dee Dee award for the stupidest sports player that is an award that he should add and I think it would go to Adam (PacMan) Jones he's goted at least 10 police reports in 2 years he got into that Las Vegas Strip Club shooting with his friends and got most of the blame, suspened for a whole season of football and is getting fined too and more but done typing okay I'm done.
Posted by:Matt_Freak | Apr 18, 2007 2:25:22 PM
That news story is not new forgot to put not new.
Posted by:Matt_Freak | Apr 18, 2007 2:27:02 PM
the kids at my school say dee dee dee all the time but they dont know whats its from, do you think its okay for them to say it?
Posted by:Julien | Apr 18, 2007 6:25:11 PM
i think the dee dee dee movie of all time is date movie its wasnt funny at all it was soooooooo retarded!
Posted by:Julien | Apr 18, 2007 6:40:06 PM
HEY CARLOS,I HEARD ON THE NEWS WHERE THEY ARE GOING TO RECALL THESE MAGNET TOY THINGS,AND NOW THE PARENTS ARE GOING TO SUE THE FACTORYS "BECAUSE THEIR CHILDREN CHOKED AND THEN DIED ON THESE TOYS".PLEASE GIVE THESE DEE DEE DEE PARENTS AN AWARD,OR EITHER TALK ABOUT IT ON THE "WHY THE F**K IS THIS NEWS" PART OF YOUR SHOW.BECAUSE ITS THESE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT FUEL YOU,RIGHT?THANKS CARLOS.
Posted by:Alex Chuber | Apr 19, 2007 3:18:35 PM
HEY Adam Lander,WHY DONT YOU SHUT THE F**K UP.AT LEAST CARLOS IS DOING SOMETHING WITH HIS LIFE.WHAT JOB COULD A WHITE BOY LIKE YOU HAVE BETTER THAN CARLOS',HUH?
Posted by:Alex Chuber | Apr 19, 2007 3:37:16 PM
OH AND CARLOS TALK ABOUT THIS TOO."OH THIS IS JUST A REPLACEMENT FOR CHAPELLE'S SHOW" LISTEN PEOPLE IF MIND OF MENCIA IS A "REPLACEMENT" FOR CHAPELLE'S SHOW,THEN THAT MEANS THE TWO SHOWS ARE THE SAME F**KIN THING,RIGHT?YES I AGREE TOO,BRITNEY SPEARS IS A DEE DEE DEE.
Posted by:Alex Chuber | Apr 19, 2007 3:45:58 PM
call it political dee dee dee or local dee dee dee, either way these politicians are idiots, all 8 of them, and deserve an award for it.... hmmmm perhaps they shouldnt print numbers from their roll-a-dex.
(courtsy of news24.com) An effort to provide constituents with a hotline number that helps track the location of sexual predators backfired for a group of Long Island politicians when they mistakenly listed a telephone number that connects callers to a sex chat line. "Hey there, sexy guy," a sultry recorded female voice is heard telling callers. "welcome to an exciting new way to go live, one on one, with hot horny girls waiting right now to talk to you." That's not what Nassau county legislator Peter J Schmitt and seven colleagues intended when they sent out postcards to constituents "Apparently there was an error in the phone number," Ed Ward, a spokesperson for the lawmakers told Newsday newspaper for a story Wednesday. The politicians advertised a "1-800" toll free number when it should have been "1-888,"
Damn now why couldnt they do that here... that way I would have a legitimate excuse for those expensive phone bills.
Posted by:Jake | Apr 20, 2007 9:32:20 AM
whats your point jake?do you like the mind of mencia show or not?who or what do you think should get the dee dee dee award?its that simple,ok?
Posted by:Alex Chuber | Apr 20, 2007 7:35:28 PM
i agree with you Waitohooru sence when does a penguin go surfing?why cant we have movies that COULD have been based on true storys?
Posted by:Alex Chuber | Apr 20, 2007 7:48:50 PM
I HAVE ANOTHER AWARD I WANT TO GO TO SOMEBODY ELSE.THE DAMN TOLL FREE CALL PEOPLE.I GET ABOUT 4,5, OR 6 CALLS A DAY FROM THEM TRYIN TO GET MY DADS PERSONAL INFO FOR NOTHING.I TELL THEM AGAIN AND AGAIN TO PUT US ON THE DO NOT CALL LIST BUT THEY DONT LISTEN.THEY TOLD ME THEY HAVE A SYSTEM THAT CALLS NUMBERS AT RANDOM.I BET I CAN THINK OF A GOOD PLACE THEY COULD STICK THAT SYSTEM.
Posted by:Alex Chuber | Apr 22, 2007 10:40:45 AM
The celebradee dee dee of the year is don imus for insulting those rutgers basketball players Everyone knows that if you insult the black people Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will be on your ass.
Posted by:THe EMANN | Apr 22, 2007 8:19:40 PM
Britney Spears will win the celebri-dee-dee-dee because she is a giant dumbass. Bush will win political-dee-dee-dee because he is the biggest dipshit thats ever been president :)
Posted by:Kelsey | Apr 23, 2007 4:04:51 AM
Hey carlos. I got a small town DEE DEE DEE for you. I was reading an article on yahoo finance about on the Bill introduced by Sen. Schumer to have the government bail out families facing foreclosure due subprime mortgages. (Yahoo Article URL:http://finance.yahoo.com/expert/article/moneyhappy/29826.) Most people who read the article gave it article 5 stars because this article makes a lot of sense. Only about 2 or 3 people gave it one star. Well I read the comment from one guy who gave the article one star. The comment was so bad I think I got dumber just by reading it. Heres are his EXACT words:
"I feel it time to make those that prosper by taken advantage of others
like me should be held accontable for there bad deeds. The bank gave me
a loan to buy a new house but did not inform me as to why my bill go up
all the time. They said it could go up some but I do not remember them
telling me how much it would really be. I also have other bills to pay
also in addition to the house loan bill. I do not think they consider
this too much. This is not fair and I feel I should be compensated for
this. I pay taxes to the goverment when I buy things so I think the
goverment should help by paying my house bill now. They don't give me
as much money every month because now I am a working man and I cleaned up
my act. Either that or the bank becasue they have a lot of money from
people like me. I hope Sen. Charles Shumer can fix this situation I am
in because of the bank being decetful and not truthful and fooling me
into agreeing to sign my loan papers."
Need I say more? Hope this guy wins.
Posted by:Wigglypuff | Apr 23, 2007 3:11:02 PM
I have a city dee dee dee for you right here in Baltimore, Maryland. A girl so desperate to see her boyfriend, who has just been sentenced to 30 years in jail, stole the identity of a lawyer just to get a quicky, the CO saw him hitting her from behind and told his superiors who called the law firm and found out that the lawyer she was impersinating was on MATERNITY LEAVE. The dee dee dee girl is now facing 6 months in jail.
Posted by:Dee Dee | Apr 27, 2007 9:58:33 AM
Carlos, I love your show and I hope to see you at the Saroyan Theater in Fresno soon. I love your Dee Dee Dee so much I think I have one for you. Now, you know for some people times can get rough, so rough that sometimes you have to go to extremes to make a buck. Well this guy we know,(I don't know if I should mention a name yet) figures that money is money. He decides to pick up a little hobby. So he makes a few business cards to start with and hires a friend to be his Driver/DJ/Bouncer. The pink business card read "EXOTIC DANCER", with a logo of a lion on the top. Well, O.K., he is going to make a little money performing private shows, nothing wrong with that. A few months later, he comes around and we asked how business was going. He says that business is so good the women even give him food stamps as payment. No cash, all stamps. My boyfriend replies, "What the %*&! Food stamps?" He says "Yeah, sometimes they don't have cash. So they offered food stamps, and I said O.K.!" Stripping for food stamps. Have you ever heard of such a thing Carlos? This guy is no bigger than a chihuaha, full grown, and he started his career as a break dancer with his brother, and they had a DJ, who was his father. The way my boyfriend tells this honestly true story is freaken funny. Carlos I sure would love to hear and see you tell about this story and tell the world what you think. If this is not a winner of the local Dee Dee Dee Award, it is sure close for a runner up. Stripping for food stamps. Oh, the reason why he stopped stripping is because the food stamp program began using food stamp cards that can be swiped like a credit cards. Where would he be able to swipe? The guy does not visit anymore ever since my son asked him about it. Maybe we never should have told my son because, he had to ask, "Did you really strip for food stamps"? At the time my son was only 20 years old, he is 25 now, but we never laughed do hard that day or even that year. To this day, we laugh just as hard as if it just happened last week. And like you say, "If you ain't laughing then you ain't living." Thanks Carlos
Posted by:Victoria Rangel | Apr 28, 2007 12:08:09 AM
Hey Carlos!
I'm such a DEE DEE DEE! I couldn't find the page to give ideas for the DEE DEE DEE awards. I live in Phoenix, AZ and in Scotsdale, a woman who has the fucking last name as my husband and I which is Torrez. This DEE DEE DEE said she saw an image of Jesus in a slice of pizza. Please consider this DEE DEE DEE. and my name is Tammy. Thanks Carlos! I'm looking to hear what you have to say about the Don Imus thing! You rock Carlos!!!
Posted by:Tammy | Apr 28, 2007 3:04:35 PM
Hey Carlos!
I forgot to mention one more thing about the woman who thinks she saw Jesus in her slice of pizza. The owners are such DEE DEE DEES themselves because they actually fucking beleived this DEE DEE DEE!!!
Posted by:Tammy | Apr 28, 2007 3:58:43 PM
Carlos U rock! My husband an I watch ur show all the time. Its just too bad that when u came to El Paso in October my husband lost the tickets to UR show. We missed seeing U!! I still gotta love him, even though he's a little dee dee dee. Drop me a line sometime, Carlos.
Posted by:Lorraine | May 6, 2007 8:41:00 PM
there is this idiot that i know, and he is deedeedee enough to think he is smart if his highest grade is a C, even though his second highest is an F. plus, he uses waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
too many energy drinks, as if his life depended on it. this ass should be the local
Dee-Dee-Dee
Posted by:ben | May 7, 2007 12:09:36 PM
CARLOS,
I remember the first time I tuned into your stand up comdedian show and let me tell you something I was shocked with apsolute disbelief of your your genuine honesty!!!!! I love it, love it, love it!!!!!!!! If only everyone could bring your honestly into their own lives what a difference that would make... Obviously there are many different cultures in our American lives but that's no reason to live like were all alike obviously we are not and that's what makes us American, indivisualized!!!! You are by far the BEST comedian I have ever heard in my 28yrs of life THANK YOU! Mara Eighmy
Posted by:Mara Eighmy | May 13, 2007 7:51:33 PM
Hey Carlos my congrats and appreciation on a grate show I just want to make a remark on all of these idiots how say your show sucks. How arrogant and idiotic can they be they complaining of your show but they “waist” there time watching and even writing a comments about it I think they are full of sh**. If they don’t like the show go do something else instead of complaining. You f***ing rock Carlos and crew keep up the good work
Favorite quote “if you aren’t laughing you aren’t living”
Posted by:daniel | May 23, 2007 7:38:14 PM
ORALE CARLOS DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD SPELL
TEE, TEE, REE LIKE I JUST DID NOT F-N DEE DEE REE? YOU MUST HAVE GONE TO LOS ANGELES UNIFIED. SHAO
BIG KAHUNA ME ESTAS ANIMANDO CARNAL AND FOR YOU NOTHING BUT BEST WISHES.
ASE UN RATO ME DIJI TU CARNAL QUE ERAS THE MUT OF YOUR FAMILY. THAT' WHEN YOUR JEFE TOLD YOUR MOM NO MORE IRA QUE FELLO ESTE CABRON
Posted by:RICA XAVIER | Jun 16, 2007 11:39:48 PM
I think I should win the small town Dee-Dee-Dee of the year because I went in the woods with diarrhea,and if that isn't the worst of it, I crapped all over the woods and wiped with poison ivy and it got all over from my butthole to my penis and balls. I went to the dr. and he said "do you have any on your penis?" I said "on my testacles too."And by the way Carlos, I don't mind if you use my real name below on the DDD Awards
Posted by:Jimmy Frye | Jun 25, 2007 6:16:34 AM
Carlos,for celebriDeeDeeDee of the year pick Paris Hilton for getting her retarded ass in jail.Now she's bitching because she got strip searched.I need a blow***!I masterbate 3x a day.
Posted by:JD Fry | Jun 25, 2007 8:34:25 AM
Just a minor dee dee dee, but have you noticed that not one of the people on here can spell for shit? Ahhhh, american education dollars at their finest! DEE DEE DEE!
Posted by:jamaica @ I'm even CAUCAISIAN | Jun 25, 2007 6:43:28 PM
Hey josh payne, I think your mom is right, go to school, learn how to spell bitch! DEE DEE DEE!!
Posted by:jamaica | Jun 25, 2007 6:48:08 PM
Carlos at my home in Watertown,NY a grope of kids named their gang the pupal flamingos!!
this gang should be nominated because pupal flamingos sounds girlie not tough!!!!
Posted by:Krysta | Aug 23, 2007 12:04:40 PM
It's that time of year again. Time to select the nominations for the 2nd Annual Dee-Dee-Dee Awards! Here are this years categories: 
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