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It's that time of year again. Time to select the nominations for the 2nd Annual Dee-Dee-Dee Awards! Here are this years categories:
CELEBRI-DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR
DEE-DEE-DEE RATED MOVIE
NATIONAL DEE-DEE-DEE NEWS STORY OF THE YEAR
POLITICAL DEE-DEE-DEE OF THE YEAR
SMALL TOWN/LOCAL DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR
The award season has begun. So now I open it up it to you. I will be posting stories "For Your Consideration" but feel free to post people or stories you think should win a Dee-Dee-Dee Award! Especially the "Local Dee-Dee-Dee of the year." If something happened in your hometown that made the news, please let me know!
The nominations will be announced April 29th on this blog after Sunday's show.
- D. Luck -
Comments
tour show comes on to late.my moms a bicth and will not let me watch it.
Posted by:josh payne | Apr 12, 2007 11:59:17 AM
tour show comes on to late.my moms a bicth and will not let me watch it.
Posted by:josh payne | Apr 12, 2007 11:59:22 AM
Brinity Spears will win the CELEBRI-DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR award decause she shaved her hair!! how retarded was that?!
Posted by:justin | Apr 12, 2007 12:42:27 PM
a guy in my class room walked in smoking marajuna in front of the teacher and was talking to her and as i get a better look at the guy and here him better he was calling her a bitch he was also wearing acid patches on his head after all of the acid patches were done he finally came to when the cops arrested him and he pissed his pants i really think that deserves a award of some kind to not just be so high to go to school like that but to just do that
Posted by:Mike-The-Monster | Apr 12, 2007 1:10:21 PM
ok carlos do this
1.go to www.google.com
2.click on "maps"
3.click on get directions
4.type "New York" in the first box
5.type "London" in the second box
6.click on "get directions" then
7.scroll down to step #23
the CELEBRI-DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR that by far is Britany Spears
the DEE-DEE-DEE RATED MOVIE of year should be The Inconvenit Truth the movie Al Gore Made
the NATIONAL DEE-DEE-DEE NEWS STORY OF THE YEAR should be the duke case that the boys were found innocent after almost 6 months when they first got the charges
the POLITICAL DEE-DEE-DEE OF THE YEAR should be Hilary Cunton you know who i'm talking about the little muff diver she is
and i already think you know who i think should win the SMALL TOWN/LOCAL DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR
Sin, Sin,
Mike the Monster
Posted by:Mike-The-Monster | Apr 12, 2007 3:58:54 PM
A pack of genetically altered coyotes escaped from the military and are now running around our street. True story!!! It was in the Absury Park Press.so..now the military is...DEE DEE DEE
Posted by:Val K. | Apr 12, 2007 5:41:04 PM
Al Sharpton and those idiots who follow him, DEE DEE DEE
Posted by:Neal | Apr 12, 2007 6:49:41 PM
Britney Spears is definetly a DEE DEE DEEEE!!! Can't wait to see the new episode on Sunday!!! :) U RULE CARLOS!!!
Posted by:Ashley | Apr 12, 2007 7:24:59 PM
Britney Spears is a definate DEE DEE DEE. She's fu***ng crazy stupid!!!
Posted by:Susan | Apr 12, 2007 11:44:33 PM
I don't have anything to nominate in any of those categories... but I think there should be one for Most Dee-Dee-Dee TV Show. Survivor Fiji should be renamed Survivor Dee-Dee-Dee! Who cares if there are a lot of ethnicities on it... Dee-Dee-Dees are Dee-Dee-Dees, no matter what the race! This show has white Dee-Dee-Dees, black Dee-Dee-Dees, Latino Dee-Dee-Dees, and (surprise!) even Asian Dee-Dee-Dees. I'd tell you about all the STUPID things some of the contestants have done on that season, but that'd be way too many to list here, and I'd probably run out of room.
Posted by:Waitohooru | Apr 13, 2007 6:08:16 AM
Everyone thought that brokeback mountain was a good movie. I thought it sucked. who wants to see two cakes doin the freaky deaky dance. Can you make a new catagory called the gayest movie ever award. dee dee deeeeeeeeeee
Posted by:peter hilburn | Apr 13, 2007 10:57:42 AM
I think for the political dee dee dee award should go to Dick Cheney for shooting his freind.
Posted by:curtis | Apr 13, 2007 12:05:25 PM
guess what carlos I see kids right next to me who are doing calculator games in their heads for time! dededede and one is asian and one is white dee deeed deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee deeeeeedeeeee they're retarded!!!!! hahhahhahaa they have calculators for that hahahahah there is fire on the water and water on the fire which is ^&* way of telling to get the F^&* out of NEW ORLEANNSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahaha
Posted by:playerhater | Apr 13, 2007 2:32:25 PM
i think that the dee dee dee rated movie is war of the worlds because the whole movie was retarted not to mention that tom cruise saved the world thats bull shit he couldnt save anything.
Posted by:Anthony | Apr 13, 2007 3:07:19 PM
The CelebriDee Dee Dee was Briney sprears how could it be any other.
The Dee Dee Dee rated movie is Are we done yet its just another suckish sequil.
The Dee Dee Dee news the lady who got her back broken from a drunk guy.
The political Dee Dee Dee is Chenney it has to be.
Posted by:Eric | Apr 13, 2007 3:35:23 PM
Hay Carlos
I got a cool story I need to tell you for the Local DEE DEE DEE of the year.
Im a 15 year old boy and I live in Henderson, just south of Las Vegas, Nevada. So my mom and dad decided to take my sister and I to see fremont street, the one with the mega screen over head were they play concerts and stuff. While we were there a fucking Hocker! comes up to my dad and said, right in front of my mom,"hay baby cheeks you looking for a good time tonight?"
So Im thinking " Holy Shit my mom is gona fucking kick this blond bitch's ass!
But the music was so loud that only my dad and I heard her.
So my dad said "Excuse me!" as if he did'nt hear her.
So with her blond brain working at full copasity she shouted at the top of her lungs "I SAID DO YOU WANA GO SOMEWHERE AND FUCK ONE OFF!!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This time my mom heard her and so did my 8 year old sister.
So my dad said " What the fuck do you think your doing talking like that infront of my daughter!"
So in her brilliance she said, "Alright" then turning to me she said, "What about you little guy, looken for some fun?"
At this point my mom Punched her so fucking hard in the face my mom broke a bone in her hand, let alone that sluts face!
The reason Im dissing a prostitute is because once the police came and she was arrested, she admited to being HIV positive!
But really Carlos, you should make this bitch the Local DEE DEE DEE of the year, because even though prostitution is legal on the strip, she still got arested for doing the one thing blonds know how to do vrey good, wrong!
Peace out Carlos :)
Posted by:Steven Levanduski | Apr 13, 2007 3:40:49 PM
ok all of mine
celebrity briney spears if u dont think thats right u would hav to be a dee dee dee yourself
movie- war of the worlds cause of tom cruise
political- cheney cause hes an idiot and shot his friend in the face
local- it was a while ago but this lady her dog froze and she thought to unfreeze him was to put him in the microave. A microave heat from inside out so she killed the dog and she was depressed DEE DEE DEE
Posted by:Anthony | Apr 13, 2007 3:51:37 PM
hey Steven Levanduski learn how to spell hooker you Dee Dee Dee
Posted by:Eric | Apr 13, 2007 3:57:25 PM
Celebrity: Britney Spears........enough said.
Movie: Kazaam. Everybody knows that Shaq can't act,......EVERYBODY!!!
Posted by:Andy | Apr 13, 2007 5:05:33 PM
There have been many Dee-Dee-Dees this year but one definetly stands out the most- Britney Spears. That dumb, drunk, crack head shaved her damn head and that's not the only head she shaved (ha ha ha). That's one of the f***ing stupidest publicity stunts I've ever seen.
Posted by:JT | Apr 13, 2007 5:56:00 PM
celeb- lindsay lohan shes fukin like 16 and smoking and drinking and shit and now shes in rehab
movie- are we done yet iz ice cube doin community service or some shit
political- al sharpton hes a fukin racist dick
local- im not tryin to being religost but sum jew got hit by a car trying to get a dollar in rockaway ny
Posted by:Sean | Apr 13, 2007 6:14:05 PM
first of all carlos cant wait to see my first mind of mencia as a 20 year old. my bday was the 12th. oik now for my awards
CELEBRI-DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR: britney for shaving her head to avoid drug testing, or anna nicole smith for dying while birkhead was alive
DEE-DEE-DEE RATED MOVIE: all of em except 300,onlygood one out so far. id say Blades of Glory
NATIONAL DEE-DEE-DEE NEWS STORY OF THE YEAR: Still in Iraq
POLITICAL DEE-DEE-DEE OF THE YEAR: Bush for saying "i miss the days when my ratings were 30% and Cheney shot people" (oh no Homeland security will now arrest me for that) ;)
SMALL TOWN/LOCAL DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR: the high school kids who pretend their ghetto and get into fights like they think campus security cant see them De De DEEE!
Posted by:Briseis Cozakas | Apr 13, 2007 7:23:53 PM
Hey Carlos, what is with you deleting all of my comments? So much for speaking your mind. Did it hurt you feelings that I pointed out only hack comics need a catchphrase crutch to help them stand?
Posted by:Josh | Apr 13, 2007 10:36:12 PM
HEY CARLOS I GOT A THEORY THAT WHEN U SEE A WHITE PERSON RUNNING ITS BECAUSE HES DOIN SOME EXCERSISE, WHEN U SEE A BLACK GUY RUNNIN ITS BECAUSE HE JACKED A CAR STERIO, OK NOW IF U SEE A BEANER RUNNING ITS BECAUSE HES TRYING TO HIDE FROM IMIGRATION!
Posted by:GINNA | Apr 13, 2007 10:47:30 PM
carlos when i was growing up and adults asked DUH" what do you want to be when you grow up?" the common answer was doctor nurse fireman. My reply was always I WANT TO BE A COMEDIAN. Now take that from a 12 year old girl in 1980. people were as expected no you want to be a doctor blablablabla.anyway in nut shell it didnt work out that way. im still funny as hell but not on stage.
my opinion YOU ROCK STAY COOL STAY FUNNY AND ALWAYS BELIEVE IN THE LAUGH.
THANKS
CYNDI
Posted by:CYNDI | Apr 13, 2007 11:07:29 PM
It's that time of year again. Time to select the nominations for the 2nd Annual Dee-Dee-Dee Awards! Here are this years categories: 
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