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As you saw on the show this week you're an idiot if you don't pay your taxes. Some of you I'm sure were watching the show going..."Oh-oh! I knew I had to do something this week." It's important to pay your taxes but I know if you can't afford a fancy accountant it can be a lot of work. You're in your kitchen surrounded by papers screaming... "W-2? What's a W-2? Can I send in WD-40?" So that's why I'm going to give you a few helpful tips when it comes to deductions.
There is a big difference between what's Deductible vs. what's Non-Deduction. Hope this helps you!
DEDUCTION: You can deduct for each one of your babies
NON DEDUCTION: Each of your baby's Daddys.
DEDUCTION: Company business dinner with clients.
NOT A DEDUCTION: Monkey business meeting w/ your hot secretary.
DEDUCTION: Reforestation, replanting trees.
NOT A DEDUCTION: Rogaine, replanting your hair.
DEDUCTION: Making your office larger for work.
NOT A DEDUCTION: Making your wife's boobs larger
DEDUCTION: Gas to go to business-related meetings.
NOT A DEDUCTION: Gas to go to King Taco at 2am to with your unemployed buddies.
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Posted by:Mike-The-Monster | Apr 17, 2007 12:53:34 PM
Cool I'm first to leave a comment!. I like how you put an out put of how life is. For the proper deduction v. non deduction. That probably didn't make much sense but hay thats what life's about not making sense half the time. Anyhow your show rocks! Keep up with the comedy!
ttyl 1 of your bigger fans.
Posted by:Ashley | Apr 17, 2007 4:45:35 PM
carlos i love how you can find humor in anything; its a gift, a gift you should keep given! I can't wait for yout next tour!
PS: you promised to come back to syracuse, I'll be waiting, me and well...everyone.
Posted by:JJ | Apr 17, 2007 6:49:44 PM
hay carlos hay wanted to thank u man u see im a solder staying at walter reed and was injerd in iraq. for a wile i was down in the dumps about everything and i have to say that u really helped me to see the brighter side to things. well man just wanted to thank u and keep doing what ur doing man.
Posted by:ken | Apr 17, 2007 7:41:08 PM
yo carlos you got a lot of hilariously funny jokes. keep up the de de deeness like that idiot who got to write the first comment. hey dude no one cares. Oh and carlos my 5 year old brother now says de de dee and knows how to use it in a sentence.
Posted by:mango | Apr 17, 2007 7:46:17 PM
Hey, Carlos I have a question I want to ask you, why do I hear all these great jokes about African American’s, Hispanic’s, and middle eastern's but I only hear a handful of white jokes please tell more of them because I know that you have a lot of good ones.
Posted by:Jared | Apr 17, 2007 7:46:48 PM
hate it
Posted by:jkkhkn | Apr 17, 2007 8:01:50 PM
Your right if we didnt pay taxes we would be a sucky country.Instead of illegal comin here we would be goin there.Taxes are somehow a good thing so whoever says no heres what i say, FUCK YOU!!!!!!! i dont want to be a third world country and neither does america.In fact we should be happy we pay taxes.also people that dont think we should pay taxes please stop jacking off and think you assholes
Posted by:jlj | Apr 17, 2007 8:15:32 PM
carlos, u prolly already no this but...some people have actually tried to put those things on their taxes...my mom is an accountant and some people tryed to use some of these excuses to get more money...some 1 acctualy asked her to lie about how much money they spent in the past year so they could get more money back...WTF is wrong with these people...if they didnt spend so much money on stupid sh** they wouldnt have to wory about it...dee3.
love the show carlos..."if you arent laughin, you arnt livin!" ~*carrie*~
Posted by:carrie | Apr 17, 2007 9:01:22 PM
hey, carlos great show i have a comment you khow you always called hispanic people beeners well knews carlos alot of english eat alot of beans i know because i am married to one therefore my kids are double beeners keep up with your great show. ps loved your show about the rappers....
Posted by:patty | Apr 17, 2007 9:04:22 PM
Hey, I watching the show tonight and I heard you say you were from Honduras. I'm not going to sit here and say "OMG ur fr0m HonduraZ?! ME 2!!" Just to let you know :) I'm not from there, but I went to Honduras about three years ago and am going to go back this July. I'm curious, which area are you from? Catacamas? Tegucigalpa? Rotan? Those are the places I went to last time.
You're completely right.. If we didn't pay taxes, we wouldn't be any better than any third-world country right now. It absolutely insane what some people will do to to get more money or avoid any government dealings. Mr. Carlos Mencia, you keep doing what you do best; telling the truth and telling it loud and proud!
Kat
Posted by:Katzana073187 | Apr 17, 2007 9:53:18 PM
hey carlos I know that you make lots of jokes on latinos but just to remind you that you only talk about mexicans, theres more latinos in the u.s such as dominicans give us a chance to be in your show we pay some taxes too you know. I would like to write some jokes for you. Love your show you're crazy man!
Posted by:Luis Cepeda | Apr 18, 2007 8:43:50 AM
Mr. Mencia,
While I appreciate your views on taxes, I think part of the problem with people not wanting to pay taxes is that people believe the government wastes to much money and that the government is not efficient with these tax dollars. Whether the latter part is true or not, I cannot say as I have not audited nor do I intend to call for an audit. What I can say is that if you want to decrease taxes it is real SIMPLE!!!!!!! Take personal RESPONSIBILITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is not the governments job to take care of YOU!!!!! That is your JOB!!!!!! If more people would take this approach, we would have smaller government, lower taxes, and a healthier economy.
On a second note, I would like your thoughts on Bill O'Reilly
Posted by:Shannon Buie | Apr 18, 2007 11:54:57 AM
Dude,
You are the funniest Mexican I have ever known
Posted by:Karthik Pandian | Apr 18, 2007 8:41:47 PM
LMAO!! thats the truth!!Its about time some body stops complaing about that crap.The only thing I dont like about it is we are giving some dead beat wellfair so they dont have to work like the rest of us
Posted by:amber | Apr 18, 2007 9:22:49 PM
Carlos my friend thinks you should make a show with Dave Chappelle.That would be f***** funny as hell. Everyone would be pissing their pants!!!
Posted by:Hector Roman | Apr 19, 2007 5:20:01 AM
King Taco?! you know where king taco is? dude, trhat's my favorite taco place in LA!
Posted by:Bryan M | Apr 25, 2007 7:45:35 PM
When Are you gonna make fun of blondis?
They are so retarted but hot looking...
Here's a good Joke:It's Called Magic Mirror.
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There was a blond a brunette, and a red-head and they were walking down the street.
A short man came up to them and said: in that castle there is a magic mirror, if u look into the mirror and tell the truth you will be granted any wish you please, but if you lie you will be banished into the mirror forever
The girls went to the castle and the red-head went in first shhe said:
I think I am the prettiest out of the blond and the brunette, she got a pot of silver.
Next the brunette went in she said:
I think I am the smartest out of the red-head and the blond, she got a new car.
The blond went in to try her luck she walked up to the mirror and said:
I think...
She was vanished into the mirror forever.
Posted by:Blade | Apr 27, 2007 9:03:04 PM
Mr. Mencia,
I caught one of your shows where you were explaining about dropping the nuclear devices on Hiroshima & Nagasaki. You said the name of the plane was the Enola Gay & it was named that for the reaming Japan was going to get. Enola spelled backwards is alone, the pilot's wife's name was Gay. Also it should be noted that the bomb over Hiroshima exploded 1000 feet in the air was seen as far away as Greenland. I only mention this because the nuclear devices we have today are at least 100 times more powerful. Be afraid, be very afraid.
thanks
shannon
Posted by:shannon buie | Oct 30, 2007 3:49:38 PM
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