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More Love Song Translations

April 8, 2007 AT 07:30PM | Comments (24)

Now that you've just watched Three 6 Mafia translate love songs into rap, check out some of these other rap translated love songs.

LET’S GET IT ON
Ah, babe, let's get it on
Let's love, baby
Let's get it on, sugar

RAP TRANSLATION
Let’s bang!
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IT’S ALL COMING BACK TO ME (Celine Dion)
But when you touch me like this
And you hold me like that
I just have to admit
That it's all coming back to me

RAP TRANSLATION:
Hands off you crazy whore
Last time we touched, I got a sore.
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SAY IT RIGHT (NELLY FURTADO)
No you don't mean no nothing at all to me
But you got what it takes to set me free

RAP TRANSLATION:
I need some cash to get the abortion.
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JESSE’S GIRL:
You know that I wish that I had Jesse’s girl!

RAP TRANSLATIONS:
I wish I was fucking Ray Ray’s bitch.
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EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE (The Police)
Every move you make, I’ll be watching you.

RAP TRANSLATION:
Bitch, I paid for your breasts, your teeth, and your weave.
You mess with some other dude and I’ll take all that junk back.
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YO! whats up mencia I've got at question. Why dont u make Italian Jokes I'm 75% Italian and frankly I'm a little mad that u dont.

Posted by:Alen | Apr 8, 2007 7:36:58 PM

Why don't the USA buy Mexico?

It would stop the immergration problem, solve the workforce shortage, and fear of deportation.

http://groups.myspace.com/BuyMexico

Just a thought.

Posted by:Superman | Apr 8, 2007 7:44:02 PM

I really love watching your show, and these translations really made me laugh :-)

I was baking sugar cookies while i was watching the show and i was just thinking about how typical white woman i was becoming (kind of sad isn't it?). But that's ok, because the cookies were really really good, and that's what matters!

Posted by:Ali W | Apr 8, 2007 7:44:38 PM

I really love watching your show, and these translations really made me laugh :-)

Posted by:Ali W | Apr 8, 2007 7:44:38 PM

Hey, carlos , why dont you get a good band or band members like Serj Tankian from System of a Down or Avenged Sevenfold? P.S. that was a request not a question.

Posted by:Dylan | Apr 8, 2007 7:45:34 PM

Hey Carlos. I'm a huge fan. I'd send you this in an e-mail, but my laptop has gone deedeedee, so I'm using my wiiwiiwii.

There is a DeviantART fanclub dedicated to you http://minds-of-mencia.deviantart.com I'm a member, of course.

'What do you call a God that is acting retarded?'

'dei-ty-dee!'

Posted by:Fusion Warrior | Apr 8, 2007 7:56:14 PM

Carlos, I must say I do love your show. I especially agree with your view on the v-chip... You try and force people to see the stupidity in our own society using humor (or perhaps I just see it that way).

You've actually been to Missoula, Montana? Obviously just passing through, because I don't see anyone going there on purpose. I was born there, and I hate that city (but not as much as Butte (pronounced "beaut" not "but")) I hate big cities, and yes, Missoula is considered big for Montana. I think it has something like 20,000 people...(seriously big for us)

Anyway, keep up the good work!

Posted by:Melly | Apr 8, 2007 7:57:49 PM

dude, i love the show bro. i love all your albums too. anyway, SCREW POLITICAL CORRECTNESS! u r KING!

Posted by:Jay | Apr 8, 2007 8:53:40 PM

I must say I've been waiting to contact you because you are one of the few comedians that are helping me in my quest to tell white people the truth about their actions and reveal to them their consequences. I thank you and if you ever need help in that or in need of a real master of swordsmanship, please contact me I'll be honored to help you.

Posted by:Master Steven Furgerson | Apr 8, 2007 10:41:29 PM

Ok, I think you're a BRILLIANT Comedian, in fact, I live by many of your concepts when it comes to cruel humorous honesty and the right to free speech, but I have one thing against you. One problem with everything I hear out of your mouth, and it TICKS ME THE F*** OFF! So here it is;

WHY THE HELL DONT YOU MAKE FUN OF JEWS!? I HEAR JOKES ABOUT EVERYONE UNDER THE FRIGGIN' SUN FROM YOU, AND NOT A SINGLE JOKE ABOUT JEWS! WHATSA MATTAH? YOU CANT PISS OFF YOUR PRODUCERS?! FUCK THEM! YOU'RE CARLOS F'ING MENCIA! ONE DAMNED CONOE JOKE DOESN'T CUT IT! YOU NEED MATERIAL!? FINE! We have steriotypical big nose, we're the OTHER SIDE OF THE MIDDLE EAST FIGHT! (Duh) The JAPS (Jewish American Princesses) Are spoiled wives who cant do a THING in BED or the kitchen. We're CHEAP! We own the media, TAKE YOUR PICK JUST DO SOMETHING!

Posted by:Alexander Rosenberg | Apr 9, 2007 12:08:42 AM

For the record, I'M JEWISH (Alexander ROSENBERG)! I feel REALLY left out!

Posted by:Alexander Rosenberg | Apr 9, 2007 12:15:32 AM

and yes, I realize that I misspelled canoe...I'm not a DeeDeeDee, I was just angry...I just had to clarify that. I'm not DDD, I'm OCD hahaha

Posted by:Alexander Rosenberg | Apr 9, 2007 12:22:36 AM

Real funny show. I'm a chicano and I admit that I have kind of disliked your humor in the past. But last night's show was wittier than past shows, or maybe I had a closed mind back then. But I'm beginning to get IT more this time around. I couldn't stop laughing, hating commercials and hating that it had to end as well. Keep on believing in your self and the sky is the limit.

Posted by:johnny | Apr 9, 2007 1:40:36 AM

Hey Carlos,
What's going on? I just wanted to say that i loved the show so much. No matter what kind of mood I am in you can make me laugh my fuckin ass off. I love your show so much that when my man tries to make moves on me for the night I tell him to wait till after the show! Thanks for being so outspoken and using your freedom of speach. Not many people do it, but I do and I'm glad you do. Not enough people have balls to do it.
Keep it real.

Posted by:Courtnie .H. | Apr 9, 2007 5:56:28 AM

Why the hell did Comedy central give you a tv show? I would go head to head and wager that I have funnier skits than your Border Hoppin, taquito eatin, tortilla using for a pillow ass.
Your shit is 3rd grade son, your shit is Pooh bear and Im the big bad fuckin wolf.

Whats the deal? let me know

Mexi-mundo Joshuita

Posted by:Joshua MacCurdy | Apr 9, 2007 11:40:08 AM

Carlos, will you please do a skit about Naomi Campbell. That bitch has gotten away with too much shit for too long! I actually came up with a skit where her houskeeper beats her ass after she hurls "another" phone/ashtray/shoe at her. I wanted you to use it on your show but after you e-mailed me through MySpace, you said you couldn't use outside material. Too bad! 'Cause I'm one of the funniest comedy writers on the face of the Earth!

blog.myspace.com/82472122

Posted by:David Alston | Apr 9, 2007 11:53:22 AM

I want to know why Three 6 Mafia is called Three!! When there is only 2 ppl. lol Also the Three 6 MAfias Album cover "Most Known Unknown" there are 3 ppl and in Season 3's 2nd show there was only 2??? its really confusing. (p.s.-i am not a DEE DEE DEE) lol

Posted by:Big Bri | Apr 10, 2007 5:06:55 AM

Hey Carlos!!! Que onda?! Soy una juera, pero hablo espanol porque estoy casada con un mexicano. Se llama jose, y soy cynthia. Nos te queremos para siempre...Anywho!!!If at all possible, can you e-mail me some lyrics to your dee dee dee song? That would be awesome! Plus, remember to screw anyone who says anything bad about my carlos!!! You are the king of comedy man!!! You are seriously the funniest comedian I have ever heard of and watched! We worship you... (c.h.e.e.r@hotmail.com)

Posted by:Cynthia Olvera | Apr 10, 2007 4:47:48 PM

dude carlos your show is wikked awsome i watch it every day it comes on. These translations are funny as hell. ps. can you hook a cracker up wit some tickets

Posted by:matt | Apr 22, 2007 8:18:12 PM

You are awsome! But where did you get the phrase dee dee dee ?

Posted by:Caitlin Whitenight | Apr 28, 2007 7:20:20 AM

You are awsome! But where did you get the phrase dee dee dee ?

Posted by:Caitlin Whitenight | Apr 28, 2007 7:20:21 AM

I loved seeing you in Tulsa, Ok. That is the hardest I have every laughed in my life. And you are right if a white/cracker said half the things you say we would be called racist.

Thank you from all of us whites.

Posted by:Raenita | May 6, 2007 6:19:35 PM

Carlos,
I love your show and your humor. I love that you tell everyone all about themselves. But my favorite thing is how you give our soldiers their props. As a military mother, i love that alot. Keep up the good work.

Posted by:Melissa Young | May 6, 2007 8:25:16 PM

first of all a big fan of your show . but when ever u give the title of dee dee dee please give it to the rednecks well just the inbreed ones. i was shopping with my mother at a store and i was wearing a shirt which had portugal written on sum dee dee dee redneck came up to me and thought i was mexican please let them all know that mexico starts with a M not a P. now i know not all rednecks are dee dee dee just that imbreed one thank you for entertaining all

Posted by:lisa | May 17, 2007 4:16:51 AM