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It's now time to vote on your favorite quote from Episode #304!
Here are this weeks nominees:
#1. You may say a lot of bad things about America, but the black people are not going back to Africa, and the Mexicans aren't going..they're coming.
#2. This is how much it sucks for white people. In order for you to hear the things you want to say but can't...you had to tune in to hear a Beaner say it for you. You're welcome, crackers.
#3. What? You think I'm gay? Would you willing to bet your wife on it? Come on. Just give me five minutes. I'll do all sorts of gay stuff to her. With my big gay tool.
#4. I hate podiums.
#5. Kiss my fat black ass, Jenny Craig. If I want chocolate cake, I'm gonna have real chocolate cake.
#6. When Jesus said "Suffer the little children to come onto me" that is not what he meant, you scumbag pieces of shit.
#7. Because of you, every time I take kids on a field trip they call an Amber Alert.
Comments
I vote for quote #2! It's definitely true! Thank you so much Carlos for saying what some white people have wanted to say for a long time now! I thought we were supposed to be ending all discrimination...not turning the tables around and discriminating white people! My ancestors weren't even in this country when slavery occurred, but I'm still told I owe reparations. Where are the reparations for people of Sicilian, Irish, and Mexican descent?
Posted by:Britt Rattray | Apr 22, 2007 7:40:17 PM
#2...thanks carlos! i agree, why should we feel bad about having light skin.
besides, i like being white. you only have problems with the police if your acting like an asshole.
Posted by:marissa | Apr 22, 2007 7:46:46 PM
Lewis Black or not.... quote #2 is the best one.
Posted by:Crystal | Apr 22, 2007 7:49:43 PM
#4 Was hilarious! Perfect...I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!
Posted by:Claudia | Apr 22, 2007 7:57:39 PM
#3 because that was a funny ass scene and and it was really funny. I wonder if the woman Mario Lopez kissed was really married cause if it was really then LOL and if it was fake then LOL again. Woot Carlos rules.
Posted by:Adley | Apr 22, 2007 8:24:38 PM
#2 because its the truth
Posted by:cindy | Apr 22, 2007 9:35:46 PM
It's a tuff one...as an always-dieting, white, catholic mom who thinks Mario Lopez is sexy as HELL...#'s 1,2,3,5, and 6 were ALL wet-your-pants funny...and right on the money...but i guess i'll go for #2. Thanks Carlos, for help keeping our ears, eyes, hearts and minds open...and full of laffter...Peace!!!
Posted by:Crissy | Apr 22, 2007 10:58:11 PM
#6 Definately that one. That is one of the funniest things i've ever heard!
Posted by:Kevin | Apr 22, 2007 11:03:48 PM
THANK YOU CARLOS
Number 2 just edges out # 1.
Finally, someone funny not suffering from a bad case of PC.
Posted by:Steve | Apr 22, 2007 11:13:23 PM
#3 absolutely. I was hysterical. #1 was great and true, but not as funny.
Posted by:Shari | Apr 23, 2007 12:04:19 AM
they should have the 'Damn you letter V' up there.....best skit of the night
Posted by:jon | Apr 23, 2007 6:42:27 AM
HEY, CARLOS YOUR GREAT. THANKS FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH. because as you know we the white people are not allowed too. #2 rules.
Posted by:wendy | Apr 23, 2007 7:25:51 AM
Well, #5 made me almost roll off the bed laughing (you GO girl!!!) but I gotta agree, #2 is it. From this cracka gal to my fave Beaner dude... Carlos, you ROCK, mijo!!
Posted by:Debbe | Apr 23, 2007 9:13:17 AM
I was laughing so hard at all of them!!!! but i gotta go with number 2, man!!!!
Posted by:ashley | Apr 23, 2007 9:51:03 AM
Yeah sometimes it sucks to be white.
Posted by:Janet | Apr 23, 2007 10:13:10 AM
so hard to choose! they were all funny! i was able to attend the taping of this episode and even the ones that were cut out were funny! but definetely my favorite one was #3! he couldn't b anymore sexier! thx carlos for that special treat for the ladies!
Posted by:yanitza | Apr 23, 2007 10:54:17 AM
Dear Carlos, THANK YOU! what you said in quote #2 is by far the absolute truth. Why is it when ever I comment on a racial issue I am deemed as an ignorant racist bastard? Not only do minorities jump my shit about it, but my caucasian brothers do too. It pisses me off that you had to be the first to say so, but who else would have? Stewart? Colbert? fucking David Spade>? Thank you for looking out for us Honkies, and saying in public what i never could. and your season 3 is better than ever! keep up the great i'm loving it! Peace!
Posted by:mason | Apr 23, 2007 10:54:26 AM
Gotta be a tie of #1 and #2
because those two go hand in hand!!
"African-Americans" are still here and They're not
planning on leaving anytime soon.
And more and more of those Mex-i-canos are coming over,
just listen to voicemail systems when you call major companies...
"press 1 for english and press 2 for spanish."
Hell, even walmart is printing ads in Engllish & Spanish.
America is GREAT, regardless of your race color or creed.
Not too many people nowadays understand that or appreciate it.
So lets hear it for white power & brown power & black power
& yellow power and don't forget native american indian power.
Did i forget anybody?
oh yeah...CARLOS POWER!!!!!!
Posted by:Thomas Peterson | Apr 23, 2007 11:45:51 AM
#2- OMG! LMAO! Definitely stings a little though that it is so true.
Posted by:Mandy | Apr 23, 2007 3:01:02 PM
#1- because it's true.
Posted by:Vanessa | Apr 23, 2007 4:19:49 PM
hey carlos, i'm a 32 year old white mother of 3 married to a mexican(and yes they are all his kids) named Pedro(u can't get a more mexican name then that!) i thought the best skit was ur brother Joseph!!!! my Pedro has the same problem with the letter "v" , it was so hilarious!! love the show, keep up the funny!
Posted by:Christina | Apr 23, 2007 4:34:21 PM
I'm Gonna Have To Vote For #1 Cuz its So Damned True
Posted by:Jess | Apr 24, 2007 12:36:42 PM
6 got my vote....Most definitely!
Posted by:Jo Higgins | Apr 24, 2007 5:51:02 PM
my vote is for no. 2; i happen to be a white fan and love his comedy and ppl think that i have negative thoughts of other people b/c of watching his show.
THANK YOU CARLOS!!!
Posted by:Paul | Apr 24, 2007 6:11:31 PM
haha, #2, definitely.
Posted by:Margaret | Apr 24, 2007 7:46:00 PM
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