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Last night Carlos talked about how Americans are not taking advantage of the illegal immigrant workforce in this country. We all know they're willing to do any job to stay here...why does that job always have to be day Laborer or house keeper, when there are so many other jobs they can do? It's time we looked at the bigger picture. Instead of turning them away, why not use them to our advantage...
Carlos had three examples of this - Make-up/Shampoo tester.
Border Crossing Guard
Soldier in the Iraq War
What are some jobs you would hire an illegal immigrant for?
Comments
Thank You for the "Freedom of Speech" lecture. It is about time that someone in the public eye called the Imus firing what it was...a violation of his civil rights. Now if Imus in the Morning was a serious news program, his comment would have been out of place, but in his line of business and with his history, why would anyone be surprised???? America and the networks and their sponsers should grow a set and stop being pushed around by a loud mouth like Al Sharpton OR Jesse Jackson. The college and the coach should back off and let the "team" accept his appology and let them get back to their studies and practicing for next season. Why don't we ask Al Sharpton about his appology to the LaCrosse team, or Tawana Brawley/ And while you are at it why not ask Jesse Jackson about his adultry. If we are to forgive and forget about those incidents let's forgive and forget about Imus. EQUAL TREATMENT FOR EVERYONE !
Posted by:Rita | Apr 30, 2007 5:06:04 PM
"Carlos, my name is Leah M.Labat and I m a Katrina victim from Louisiana and I want to say you are a example of what America should be. After Katrina, bust ass F.E.M.A came in and made our lives a livin' hell. People in New Orleans are afraid of speakin' up against the goverment. That should fuckin' change right now. I went through hell and high water, pain, sufferin', and a ass load of depression;therfore, I'll be damned if I can't say what ever the fuck I wanna say! If this is how America treats it's own people and are a afraid to even speak in their own country, I would rather be prison. Carlos you are the best fuckin' comedian that respects the Freedom of Speech and keep on doin' it. We need more people like you. If you get this and say this on your show, please say to your audience, 'Fuck any of you pussy lickin' sons a bitches that don't say what the fuck you think!'
Thank you, your friend,
Leah M. Labat
P.S: Dee Dee Dee!:p God Bless
Posted by:Leah M. Labat | Apr 30, 2007 6:31:48 PM
I would hire all illegal immigrants for washing my shitty toilet.pet food tester.
drug tester to see if drug is safe. product tester. crash test dummie. personal slave with no pay. steal cars for me. the women immigrants turn them into my sex slave. Go to work for me and do my house work for free. make and cook my food with also no money.
Posted by:jay pinko27 | Apr 30, 2007 7:12:18 PM
Hey Carlos, you need to see this frikin video. I now you gonna like it. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=09b_1177504876
Posted by:Reinaldo Cruz | Apr 30, 2007 8:46:34 PM
Obviously not the place I should be posting this, but I just watched Episode 4 of Season 3 and saw Mario Lopez kiss some guys wife. Was that actually his wife? I mean Carlos did respond like it wasn't staged, so did both the "husband" and "wife". If this really was his wife, what is wrong with that guy? What has happened to the average white guys balls?
Posted by:Blake | May 1, 2007 3:49:36 AM
This is to Brian Shoen, you're an idiot. Do you have any idea how many comedians have different versions of each others jokes? Are you freaking serious? It's a joke, it's designed to make you laugh, if something funny happened back in 1988 and Carlos is bringing it to light again, GOOD! Stop bitching and start laughing.
Posted by:Blake | May 1, 2007 3:55:04 AM
all ya'll hating bitches need to stop hating. dont get mad cause its a beaner thats finaly putting shit straight.i still say carlos is the best and ill never stop supporting his show. his matierials true n straight to the point. so all ya'll dee dee dee's that dont like it can kiss this beaners ass.
Posted by:nicole guerrero | May 1, 2007 11:59:06 AM
I am also a Katrina victim and have to say that hiring immigrants is not a bad idea. If you have ever seen the movie "A Day Without Mexicans" or something like that it illustrates the idea of, well, a day without mexicans. It shows the effect of the huge workforce of illegal immigrants and how they affect our everyday lives. That being said, in New Orleans the immigrants have consistantly given themselves a bad rep by constantly stealing from the people they were employed by. The stealing of tools is not only limited to New Orleans, either. I recently relocated to Oregon and find employers up here constantly bitching about how immigrants steal from them and others they work with.
Posted by:Immi | May 1, 2007 1:06:17 PM
why do people get offened when i say i am a snow chink or snow ninja or snow nigga why cant i say that that tis be what i am and if a job i would hire an illegal immagrant for would be to shine my shoes and wipe my ass jk prolly to make jokes to make me laugh and smack stupid bitches who say i cant talk the way i want to and also people who dont understand what i am talking bout buh bye scjp
Posted by:cj | May 1, 2007 5:19:49 PM
beaners are awesome and anyone who says different can kiss my ass!
Posted by:savannah everett | May 1, 2007 6:57:29 PM
carlos mencia is the god of comedy
Posted by:Tonya Richardson | May 1, 2007 8:04:37 PM
hey carlos lets smoke a b and chill one day. hahahaha n e way u crack me up and u speak the truth love your show ight well ima get out holla later adammannis
Posted by:Adam | May 1, 2007 8:19:09 PM
Carlos, you're not funny, you're an @sshole.
Duh-tah-duh.
Posted by:sim | May 1, 2007 9:38:32 PM
What would I hire an immagrant to do? I would only hire an immagrant to do what ever I was willing to do. I don't see why you would make someone do something you wouldn't do. It's unfair! Immagrants are people to. They desire a lot more respect than what they are given. And for all you people who are bitchen about they are TAKING JOBS AWAY! YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT! You don't want the jobs that they do. That is just an excuse you are using so you can lay your lazy ass on the couch and watch Carlos Mencia. (Which by the way is the best way to spend your day) You want the easy way out. You want everything handed to you. If you guys really wanted a job, than i would see various ethnic groups picking fruit. Just speaking my mind! Love your show Carlos!
Posted by:outspoken | May 2, 2007 2:06:26 AM
Good idea Carlos use them in Iraq if they survive they become citizens... we'd have like 10 million beaners fighting!
Posted by:Matt | May 2, 2007 3:55:03 PM
How come your real name isn't Carlos Mencia, it's Ned Holness, and how come your not even mexican, your 50 % German, and 50% Honduran. How come you never told anyone that George Lopez choked you out for stealing some of his material. How come your such a fake. How come Comedy Central still airs you. How come you make fun of beaners and your not even Mexican. Some mexican is gonna whoop your ass you racist, talentless piece of crap. Dave Chapelle was way funnier than your ass.
Posted by:Edgar | May 2, 2007 4:16:57 PM
Carlos Mencia, I mean Ned Holness, is a brilliant comedian. How does he come up with such hilarious sketches on his show? BY watching a few episodes I have learned so much about beaners and wetbacks. I have also learned the following: Blacks like chicken, Jews are greedy, Arabs are crazy terrorists, Indians own 7 elevens, and Asians know Kung-Fu and are good at math. Now that's what I call groundbreaking material. Hopefully his viewers will realize that it's ok to use words like beaner, wetback, hell even spic, and they can start using them like they're going out of style. On behalf of all Latinos I would like to thank Ned for helping spread the word that most of us are illegals, and that we're only capable of being gardeners and maids. I pray that some day I can be ashamed of my ethnicity and culture just like Mr. Ned Holness is.
Posted by:Sergio | May 2, 2007 4:43:38 PM
joe rogan is not funny and is very annoying and he a gay flammer. joe rogan is weakass bitch and a big mangina(man verison of a vigina) fuck you all bye!!!!
Posted by:jay pinko | May 3, 2007 8:24:48 PM
I think you should arrange for a Carlos Mencia Ring Tone that rings, "Dee dee dee" every time your cell phone rings. This would allow us true fans to show our love and solidarity. If nothing else, you could make a $1 per fan.
Posted by:David Gibbons | May 3, 2007 10:22:29 PM
The kind of job I would have an immigrant do is my homework because I would`nt be able to do some of the stuff they teach in high school. I would pay them, depending on the grade I get. But if they can`t pass Spanish class for me then it`s vamanos all the way back to Mexico...holmes.
Dee Dee Dee
Posted by:Nathan Horner | May 4, 2007 7:11:55 AM
I'm a junior in highschool who watches the show.Mencia your comedy has inspired me to do comedy of my own eventhough for the most part right now it sucks.Your comedy has also inspired me to turn half of a five page english report on grounds keeping into a joke about illegal immigration.My english teachers gonna pissed off as hell at me but I don't give a rat's ass.Thanks for speaking your mind and keep up the good comedy.
Posted by:Daniel Lee | May 4, 2007 7:21:00 AM
I really feel that people need to quit hating and start playing. that old saying "dont hate the player, hate the game" comes to light. there is only a handful of comedians i enjoy and the numero uno is you carlos. you say the things that need to be said and you are not afraid of what others will think. i like how you are very versatile in ur jokes and say that u will never tell a joke about something or someone that you would not say to their face. you are the best. keep up the great work!
Posted by:Mary Ann | May 4, 2007 8:40:32 AM
Oh spare me!! If don Dumbass made obnoxious comments about LATINA females that cuntbag 'mencia' would on his big fat NUT about it but whatever helps sugarcoat the shit I guess. As for 'apologies' why doesn't the media and the rest of you shits agreeing with 'cuntbag' apologize to Kobe Bryant oh that's right if the accuser is white and the accused black she MUST be telling the truth right?!! Maybe in your little world while you're at it apologize to the Ford Heights 4 and Emmitt Till and the Scottsboro boys and the boys convicted in the Central Park jogging case and Micheal Irvin and the town of Rosewood and all the countless upon countless black men crucified and annihilated because some lying white HO drop a bullshit dime of LIES. And I KNOW none of you are talking shit about Jesse's 'faithfulness' when you bent over backwards to defend sleazbag and 'leading with his briefs' creep Bill Clinton or as he's better known 'slick Willie'. If asshole Mencia is so about having 'the balls' to 'tell it like it is' then why is he such a fucking PUSSY about who he vilifies?!! Good fucking LUCK getting that no-talent shitrag to talk shit about 'white folks' looks like I have more 'balls' than he does I know someobody damn sure does!
Posted by:Lavern Morris | May 4, 2007 9:41:03 AM
you forgot home depot i think your funny the only spanish wors i know are the cuss words and viva los megras i thought that are you smarter then a wetback was so funny
Posted by:greg schneiderhan | May 4, 2007 9:55:48 AM
Hey Lavern, Carlos doesn't do a lot of stuff about white people because no one will get offended by it. He says things to shock you. Me being white, if I were to walk up to you use the word Nigger you would probably try to hit me. But if you were to walk up to me and say Hey Cracker or Honkey or Whitey, I would probably just laugh because most white people don't get offended when someone makes fun of them. That is why Carlos doesn't have a lot of white jokes.
Posted by:Matthew Bleeker | May 4, 2007 10:53:33 AM
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Last night Carlos talked about how Americans are not taking advantage of the illegal immigrant workforce in this country. We all know they're willing to do any job to stay here...why does that job always have to be day Laborer or house keeper, when there are so many other jobs they can do? It's time we looked at the bigger picture. Instead of turning them away, why not use them to our advantage...
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