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Posted by:Leslie | May 4, 2007 1:17:41 PM
Will you even come to Alaska?
Yes we are a red state, i think, which ever one the republicans are i forget.
But there are a lot of us up here who really want to be entertained and dont have a stick up our ass.
At least not with out lubing up first.
Posted by:Andrew Shook | May 4, 2007 1:43:55 PM
Omg. I haven't laughed that hard all day. This video just totally made my day.
Posted by:Sarah | May 4, 2007 2:18:17 PM
Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Chris Rock, these are great comedians. Ned Holness is just a no talent hack. Fifty years from now people will still remember great comedians. Will anyone remember Ned Holness? I highly doubt it. Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Mr. Holness just like Millie Vanillie and Vanilla Ice once did. Eventually you will be exposed for the hack that you are and your modern day menstrual show will be cancelled.
Posted by:casey | May 4, 2007 3:20:45 PM
Hi Carlos;
Please do a skit about the local Police, The ones in my area are total asses. Personally the need to believe in reincarnation, that way when the die the can come back as flies, so at least then they would have a purpose in life....THEY COULD EAT THE DOG SHIT OFF MY FRONT LAWN!!!AND PRESIDENT BUSH COULD JOIN THEM!!!
From a concerned Vietnam Vet
Posted by:John B. Lassus | May 4, 2007 3:49:53 PM
do you acctually no y whities do their cuzins? if not would u like to? its not a straight answer but it's a personal theory i've thought of
Posted by:Aubrey | May 4, 2007 5:09:05 PM
My daughter's kindergarden sent home a letter saying that "de-de-dee" (or however it is properly spelled) is not appropiate and students will recieve penalities for saying it. This was from Walter Shade Elementary School in West Carrollton Ohio. My older daughter has said that several students at her school (Harry Russell West Carrollton Ohio) have had recess taken away for using "beep" around the school. Appearently the students decided to say "What the beep?" and "Beep you!" instead of swearing. This was meant to avoid punnishment but didnt work. Thought you would like to know.
Posted by:Robert Totten | May 4, 2007 5:14:04 PM
white people are afraid to speak their minds because white people take stuff too far. The word "Freedom" for example. one word, not even a sentence, led to the French revolution. also, you even say white people take racism too far. we may have fought for freedom of speech, but we also fought for acceptance in the Civil War.
Posted by:Alex. | May 4, 2007 6:56:04 PM
Horrible comedian. This man should be taken out of his misery in some way, shape, or form. Do us all a favor and end this horrid piece of fucking trash.
Posted by:Dave | May 4, 2007 7:04:28 PM
Hey I think Dave up there needs to join a circle jerk..Im sure a few guys out there could use a pivot man:-)
Posted by:lil beaners mommy | May 4, 2007 7:09:55 PM
carlos i'm a beaner to and i'm asking you who would win in a fight blackperson or a beaner
Posted by:jesse R. | May 4, 2007 7:13:14 PM
Hey Carlos. I love your work, and am a big fan of yours. You may remember me from Colorado Springs on April 28th, the kid who got the free photo and you said "You owe me an A." Well, I did get the A. Anyway, I have something you should show on your show. It's on youtube, and this is the link. I know you will love this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq6j8_NIgk4 Have fun watching this, and I hope you use it on your show.
Posted by:Ockenbock | May 4, 2007 9:22:02 PM
hay carlos i was wondering if yuo had a myspace if so then could u add my piz
p.s. ur hella funny
Posted by:jon | May 4, 2007 10:19:32 PM
dear carlos, i hope you saw the trial of paris hilton, if you did can you make fun of her on your next show, she would be a great dee dee dee example.
Posted by:david | May 4, 2007 10:59:06 PM
My husband and I were having a discussion last night after your show. We have come to a crazy theory....
Blacks are afraid of whites because we usually end up schizophrenic and homicidal.
Whites are afraid of blacks because they speak Ebonics and we don't understand it.
Whites hate Mexicans because they "steal" our work (in all actuality, white people are just too lazy to do it, so screw them)
Oriental people hate blacks because...??
We haven't figured this one out yet. Any suggestions?
Posted by:Amy | May 5, 2007 7:08:36 AM
Hey Carlos why doesn't Joseph try stand-up.Hes funny too.
Posted by:Ozcar | May 5, 2007 7:27:44 AM
hi, Carlos de de de i love your show and i am smarter than a wetback.
Posted by:nick | May 5, 2007 10:27:40 AM
DUDE IM 12 I WATCH UR SHOW EVERY NIGHT...
AND BY THE WAY UR SONG ROCK!!!LIKE THE DEE DEE DEE SONGAND THE RAP SONG!!!
Posted by:LETSROCK657 | May 5, 2007 12:31:46 PM
HI CARLOS ITS LETSROCK657
DO U SK8 BOARD?? IF U DID THAT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SEE LOL!!! AND DUDE UR BOTHER JOSEPH HE CANT SAY V LOL TELL HIM I SAID THAT PLEEEZ!!!
Posted by:LETSROCK657 | May 5, 2007 12:38:12 PM
Hey,Carlos I know that you usually talk about very funny thing but, something serious is going on. It's called RSD and you get so much pain you can't stand for the door bell to ring even. I have this also and It's accouring alot and it's been around since the civil war. But, it's not well known to find out more about RSD type it in in your search engine millions of things will pop up.
Posted by:Anna Maria Contreras | May 5, 2007 1:37:04 PM
Anna maria contreras carlos has RSD what is it i would like to know more about RSD so.... write me back ok??
letsrock657
Posted by:LETSROCK657 | May 5, 2007 2:56:29 PM
for evyone who said carlos suck u suck!!carlos is so funny and u could not do any better so STFU!!!YOU DEE DEE DEES like ANONYMOUS,MY SISTER
LETSROCK657
Posted by:LETSROCK657 | May 5, 2007 3:05:38 PM
Do you believe that Walmart out run government and became the most powerful abiotic factor for poor homo sapiens?
"Oriental people hate blacks because...??"
I'm Asian and I think I can answer this question Amy...
We don't hate blacks... we just jealous...
because all the chakra goes into our brains instead of our penis...
Posted by:Mgccl | May 5, 2007 4:12:23 PM
Why do white people always brag about having big 'stuff' if they have the smallest thing ever.
Posted by:nancy | May 5, 2007 8:03:28 PM
Dear Ned,
Yes we've all visited your Wikipedia page and know thats your name.
My friends went on a spring break trip to Mexico and brought me back, among other things, a parasite.
This is what I get for being a poor ass puerto-rican with no life.
How should I get back at them?
Posted by:Tu Madre. | May 5, 2007 8:04:08 PM
OMG YOUR SHOW IS AWESOME! IM WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW....PEOPLE SAY DUR DUR DUR..I SAY NOW YOU STUPID BEANERS! ITS DEE DEE DEE!
Posted by:Morgan | May 5, 2007 8:05:39 PM
Carlos, I have been watching your show for a while now, and decided to do some research. I noticed that there are many people accusing you of "stealing" jokes. Now the question is, when ever I decide to tell a simple knock-knock joke or blonde joke do I have to say "Copyright a billion years ago, by some old guy" if so, fuck that.
Posted by:Kevin | May 5, 2007 8:13:07 PM
I really agree about what you said about how white people cant tell a black joke without having to say oops im sorry. thats bullshit. I tell black jokes all the time and I have a black friend. but those fuckin jackasses who knife white people because they said a black joke like: (what is the difference between a black man and bigfoot...Bigfoot has been spotted.
or how is a bench better than a black man...a bench can support a family)THEY NEED TO LIGHTEN UP!
Posted by:bILL | May 5, 2007 8:21:33 PM
hey, carlos i have an ideo for you i think you shouls do a show obout serbs, croats, and bosnjaks, and about the war and how they hate each other hahaha i think it would be funny do some reaserch and you could find somthing really funny about us serbs and make fun of the stupid croats hahahahha
long live serbia
P.S. YOU ARE A LEGEND
Posted by:marko | May 5, 2007 8:35:31 PM
what would the advanteges of jumping the border INTO mexico be?!?
Posted by:james | May 5, 2007 8:42:00 PM
Wow just saw your latest show where you stuck your head so far up white america's ass in an attempt to save your slumping ratings that I have to say that you should be stripped of your half Hispanic (can not remember what nation your mother's blood line originates from but I know its NOT MEXICO). I do give you props on openly admitting on the show that you were kissing white ass to get more viewers....
I hope you get replaced by Joe Rogan.... I never get enough of him outing you on stage and in interviews about your blatant rips of other comedian's jokes.
I do have to thank you for one thing.... I now ask people if they are a fan of your show, based on that I decide if they are smart intelligent enough for me to hang out with.
Posted by:TheJudge | May 5, 2007 8:47:17 PM
Hey Carlos, thanks for saying what I say. Of course, when a beaner says it , its funny, but when I say it , everybody calls me a racist piece of s***. (P.S., Dee Dee Dee)
Posted by:e-town | May 5, 2007 8:47:40 PM
yeah i got a question for ya.. why don't you do a kind of a .. yo mammas thing from mtv... but instead of random people.. acutally have the races in there or something like that.. i mean my friend and i just Burn people (make fun of them for those who don't own a tv) so great that i acutally have to restrain myself when i see something stupid anymore
Posted by:Kyle | May 5, 2007 8:49:12 PM
hey charlos, sorry if i spelled your name wrong but f*ck it i have been a fan sence the first time i saw your show but i have some questions ........ why dont you make fun of indeans we need to be recognized to you know so if you con will you make an episode for me making fun of indeans please your #1 fun ( and i dont care what anyone else says i am your #1 fan ) Billy Moody p.s. DEE DEE DEE
Posted by:William Moody | May 5, 2007 8:50:13 PM
{{{wonders why people who do not like Carlos would even come to his web site...}}} Don't you guys have better things to do ???
Posted by:ME♥ | May 5, 2007 8:54:05 PM
Whoever that"Anonymous" person is, they can just kiss my ass. You stupid shit head, you have no sense of humor. I don't care if you do or don't like Carlos, but if you don't, don't watch the show and just shut the f*** up!!!
Posted by:e-town | May 5, 2007 8:56:47 PM
yeah im with e-town if you dont like Carlos GET YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE BITCHES !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:DeeDeeDee Kid | May 5, 2007 9:02:29 PM
ok first off u are hillarious man
ok i am a guy and i have long hair and ppl always bug me bout cuttin it. but fuck them!! i refuse to conform to their "idealistic" society where the standard of beauty is fashioned by a 6 inch hunk of plastic mass produced in the millions for little kids(barbie or w/e). so fuck them.... if i wanna be different and show my pollitical standings and what-not then let me be already, ok?!?!
- noah stern
age 13
Posted by:noah | May 5, 2007 9:03:13 PM
my teachers do it to i fucking hate it
Posted by:noah | May 5, 2007 9:05:39 PM
Dear Carlos, I'm watching your show at 11:30 on May 5, 07 on the East Coast. Let me first say that your show is fuckn awsome. Im not suckn up either. Let me just be frank I agree with what you said about white people like me (not KKK). The episode with how white people (crackers) cannot say anything that we what to say without worring about getting jumped or hated upon. Thank you for realizing that. Peace Out
Posted by:Ian Packard | May 5, 2007 9:06:09 PM
dude if Carlos was any funnyer i would piss my pants laghing
Posted by:DeeDeeDee Kid | May 5, 2007 9:09:00 PM
it could be a rerun that i have seen hundreds of times and it will still be funny
Posted by:DeeDeeDee Kid | May 5, 2007 9:11:52 PM
hey carlos, i just thot of someting... blacks have big dicks, asians are the smartest, beaners are the best looters (stereotype olympics), Achmed can make a bomb out of an apple (i have actually seen that done), so what can white people do?
Answer: we pay everybody else to do that stuff for us
Posted by:e-town | May 5, 2007 9:16:09 PM
dude i am so PISSED OFF because people always call me and other people gay or a dumb ass when they dont even know you WHAT THE HELL
Posted by:DeeDeeDee Kid | May 5, 2007 9:17:20 PM
true dat e-town
Posted by:DeeDeeDee Kid | May 5, 2007 9:19:22 PM
hey what up well i watch your show all the time and you are good at what you do!also who do you think would win at a fight a white guy or a beaner?????answer and your right kids d know when to say (DEE DEE DEE)i cut my finger on a knife and my kid was there and said (DEE DEE DEE) well any way byezzzzzzz
Posted by:unknown | May 5, 2007 9:20:50 PM
I just read all the other comments. Why the fuck is every body bleeping out the curse words its not like their moms are fuckn reading it or something. or is she? And another thing if you fags hate Carlos so much why do you spend your time bitchn and complaining about his content, On his blog besides, i dont give a shit about what you haters think you fags just dont have taste. like Carlos has taste (no Homo)
Posted by:Ian Packard | May 5, 2007 9:21:36 PM
hey e-town can you see hat i am saying .... im suporting you so if you will let me know you appreseate it ok
Posted by:DeeDeeDee Kid | May 5, 2007 9:23:39 PM
yeah come on you fucking pussy ass bitches do as Calos said speak your mind you dumb ass mother fucking cum suckers
Posted by:DeeDeeDee Kid | May 5, 2007 9:26:44 PM
so are you guys going to stop bleeping the fucking curse words and start speeking your mind
Posted by:DeeDeeDee Kid | May 5, 2007 9:29:49 PM
i cant stand it when ppl call other ppl gay.... as an insult its stupid. u should let ppl be wut they wanna be and do wut/who they wanna do.
so to all u who do use gay as an insult, u better get over ur close minded little god complex havin ass and shut the fuck up
and u better hope i never find any of u in a dark alley
fuck you
Posted by:noah | May 5, 2007 9:33:33 PM
dude DeeDeeDee Kid you fuckn rock
oh yeah fuck Anonymous
Posted by:Ian Packard | May 5, 2007 9:34:38 PM
Have you read the Anal Sex article at www.studentprintz.com, the Lesbian Article should provide some good jokes also.
Posted by:Susan | May 5, 2007 9:36:31 PM
if possible i would love an answer to any if not all of my comments from anyone if u guys have opnions on them
cjipmoknpie@yahoo.com
Posted by:noah | May 5, 2007 9:37:11 PM
holy shit this noah kid is dangerous
and ive started a revolution every one is cursing
i hate the shity password crap i have to go through every time i waht to post something
Posted by:Ian Packard | May 5, 2007 9:39:07 PM
theres a kid in my school and he pisses me off what should i do
Posted by:not saying this kid might kick my ass for saying his name on live air | May 5, 2007 9:43:12 PM
theres a kid in my school and he pisses me off what should i do
Posted by:not saying this kid might kick my ass for saying his name on live air | May 5, 2007 9:43:14 PM
theres a kid in my school and he pisses me off what should i do
Posted by:not saying this kid might kick my ass for saying his name on live air | May 5, 2007 9:43:15 PM
Hey Carlos... you are alwasy bitching that beaners took over the white people's jobs... have you ever thought about that is the damm white people's fault also for giving that job to the beaner... look this is what i am saying... the boss of the construction company tells a white guy, look you are going to do all this work and i am going to pay you 30 bucks an hour... what does the white guy say... fuck this shit... is to hard.... then there is the beaner and the boss wich is white tells the beaner allright jose... do all this work but i am giving you 22 buck cuz you don't have papers... what does the beaner say.... ok...!
Posted by:Diego | May 5, 2007 9:45:20 PM
i hate short pll that run tracke and there better then me how do they evey carry that big ass around all day some of them even sk8 board bull sh#t but short pll always give me a good lol!
letsrock657
Posted by:LETSROCK657 | May 5, 2007 9:46:02 PM
i can help, beat the living shit out of him and if you cant for any reason get someone to do it 4 u or just talk to the kid
Posted by:Ian Packard | May 5, 2007 9:46:59 PM
ok dee dee dee kid im speacking my mind
fuck u all the pll that said the carlos suck u pll r cock sucking mother fucking ass hole that have ther onw probmles so shut the fuck u fags!!!!!
this is letsspeaking his mind
ps fuck u
Posted by:LETSROCK657 | May 5, 2007 9:50:32 PM
right on LETSROCK657
Posted by:Ian Packard | May 5, 2007 9:52:51 PM
if any of you wanna talk email me at packardian@yahoo.com
Posted by:Ian Packard | May 5, 2007 9:55:14 PM
does Carlos even read this shit (no Offence)
Posted by:Ian Packard | May 5, 2007 9:56:33 PM
Carlos, you fucking rock!! Finally someone is saying what I have been trying to say for years! Why should we as white people be afraid to tell jokes about beaners, blacks, or asians? As far as having a gay or woman president, why the fuck does it matter as long as they get the job done? Why is everyone always putting peoples personal shit into their professional lives, as long as they do their job who really fucking cares!!!
Posted by:Kimmie Mae | May 5, 2007 9:59:07 PM
did u hop the border? if so. Why? And why are mexican girls are hot when they are teenagers and get fatter and uglier when they turn pregnet? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE TELL ME? O YAY DEE DEE DEE
Posted by:Tico Armo | May 5, 2007 11:24:24 PM
make a skit about some dumb gamers i think some gamers are dumd as hell dee dee dee it not funny to go shoot yourself and think you will have a extra life
Posted by:Antonio Robertson | May 6, 2007 12:48:36 AM
dear Carlos
Me and my friend were wondering if you could play the Dee De Dee
for me on your next show.
Posted by:anthony | May 6, 2007 6:22:42 AM
carlos, because of you i wanna be a comedian when i get older youor show is the shit and that comment about the school screw them who lets there 6 year old kids watch carlos mencia
oh and anynomose he is a dick head he has no life all he does is go on the computer and comment you and say that you steal jokes because hes jelouse of your talent
and the thing you did about the minorities how white people cant say certian jokes you are the funniest person ever
and the comment that letsrock posted a=im with him fuck them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:Billy Hirsch | May 6, 2007 6:56:05 AM
I have only been a fan for over a year that’s when I first saw your show. But I am a fan for life now. You say it the way it is. I only wish I had been able to see you last summer here. You rock. You’re the best thing since the late Sam Kinasen. To anyone who says that Carlos is a thief screw you. Just remember the next time you tell a blond joke at the bar to your friends you are the petty stealing fucking hypocrite.
Posted by:DJ380 | May 6, 2007 7:16:41 AM
Hey Carlose Why is it that Retards ARE SO STUPID?? How do they become Retarded? Please Tell me !!! o and Club carlose was funny AS CRAP!!!!
Posted by:Skylar | May 6, 2007 7:41:43 AM
Hey you should make more jokes about the border
Posted by:Alexis Alanis | May 6, 2007 8:47:46 AM
Dear Carlos have ever been called a raceist and you should start making fun of Bush because that would be funny as hell. seriusly white people are scared to say colored jokes becuase they will get there ass kicked.Your show kicks ass.
Posted by:Alfredo | May 6, 2007 8:58:40 AM
People in Africa and the Middle East have been fighting and killing each other since, well, for as long as they have been around. So why do people think that if we just go over there and blow some stuff up, they will suddenly change?
And can their ever be a clear victory in the war on terror other than, "Hey, nothing has blown up yet, so we won!"
Posted by:Abby | May 6, 2007 10:20:27 AM
this is a topic i think you should bring up on your show:
doctors and how stupid they can be
example if they say tv is bad why do they put one in evey hospital bed room
another topic is why do they have handycap parking spaces infront of roller skating rings?
i'm sure u can get creative
a fan sense season 1, nick reese
ps how did u get so funny and open, alot of the kids at my school think your jokes are crude and mean but i think there great and i think kinda the same way u do, and me being white i have alot of shit to talk about the world
Posted by:nick | May 6, 2007 11:50:41 AM
Why do you make so much fun of mexicans? Aren't you Mexican? And Why are you so damn sweet?
Posted by:Danny | May 6, 2007 2:39:38 PM
ASSHOLE BEANER GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT LIKE JELLO BIAFRA DID!!!
Posted by:Kramer | May 6, 2007 3:42:56 PM
ok shut the fuck up you cock suckin son of a bitch carlos mencia is a damn good comedian and he kicks ass. and all those ppl out there who cant say dee dee dee right and apparentlly cant spell it shut the hell up you dumb retards you guyz are so fuckin stupid...just like carlos said its 3 sylables DEE followed by DEE followed by DEE dumb shits
Posted by:DannyBoi | May 6, 2007 5:13:26 PM
Hi carlos you are so cool i watch your show everyday....i am a DEE DEE DEE you can ask my sister she will back me up on it....even my teachers will....everyone at my school call me puddin cause its my favorite food.....you are the greatest person in the world...you so totaly rock my world...i love you man bye
Posted by:scott | May 6, 2007 5:52:31 PM
Carlos, I have a friend whose cousin is called Ass and another Cambodian family I know is called ABCD. (pronounced Ab-si-dee)
Just wanted to contribute to the list of ridiculous names.
Love your show. No matter what other people say.
Oh, please do more asian jokes. I feel left out.
Posted by:christine | May 6, 2007 7:28:51 PM
Hey Carlos, think you could come up with any jokes for Canadians or Australians? I don't have any, just thinking you might want to try a little something new peace ;)
Posted by:Ty | May 6, 2007 8:07:53 PM
Geez what's with the haters? You'd think they'd have more important things to do! Anyway Carlos, you are one funny guy and your monologues are SO true! One thing I gotta ask is if you weren't a comedian, what would you be instead?
Posted by:Julie | May 6, 2007 8:18:25 PM
just wanna say that mencia is the shit. its funny that people hate on himj for stealing jokes- EVERY COMEDIAN DOES IT. nobody said shit about how Dave Chappelle (also hilarious) had someone who wrote his jokes for him. get over it people. by the way, i love how you still do a bit of standup at the beginning of each show- your skits are good, but your standup is fuckin great. the madder you get, the funnier you are. keep rollin bro, we're with ya.
Posted by:buckleyempire | May 6, 2007 9:14:50 PM
Carlos. My friend doesn't understand why her man still hasn't married her. He has other women join in during sex and wants her to start making pornoes. And just recently she became a stripper so they can have more money. And she complains about how he treats her all the time and she keeps telling me she is going to leave him. Can you please explain why guys marry they're girlfriends not their servants?
Posted by:Tracey Rivas | May 6, 2007 9:16:34 PM
Carlos. My brother is enganged to the navy base slut. She broke the base record for guys slept with within the first 2 months of being there. That was a year ago. Every time they fight or go on break or she's just upset she goes off and cheats on my brother. AND HE KNOWS THIS! but he still believes that she will change. How can I show him that you cannot make a hoe into a house wife?
Posted by:Tracey Rivas | May 6, 2007 9:22:47 PM
Hey Carlos, Bob Barker is retiring from the Price is right-finally! My Family thinks you would be an awesome replacement.
P.S Dee-Dee-Dee, We love your show!!!!
Posted by:R-Tard | May 7, 2007 8:11:57 AM
Hey Carlos I am A BIG fan of your show & love u & I have two questions for you
Did u watch Criss Angel Mindfreak or are you a fan? If so you should have him on ur show or go on his show
It would be so so so effin awsome
& Are you going to do a tour soon if so please come to IL thanks
Posted by:Idette aka Icy | May 7, 2007 9:11:44 AM
your my favorite wetback carlos
Posted by:supercracker | May 7, 2007 9:37:30 AM
Dear Carlos,
Is it true that in a grand plot to populate the United States with Mexicans. Most Mexican restraunts offer a free meal for any guy that knocks up a mexican chick?
Posted by:Danny | May 7, 2007 1:39:43 PM
hey carlos I will answer the question about why rednecks bamg there cusin its because they dont any and there cusin is a slut so why do beaners where pointed boots?
Posted by:jusitin richman | May 7, 2007 2:16:24 PM
hey carlos
do yo play the voice of the mexican who hangs out with oscer on the proud family
Posted by:tomsteez | May 7, 2007 2:45:13 PM
hey carlos,
you are so funny me and my cuz adam watch your show every wednesday what is being mexican like. I wish i was mexican.
Posted by:zach | May 7, 2007 4:23:53 PM
carlos Iwas watching hbo half hour comedy tour and you said you would suck your own dick thats gross but Ilove your show
Posted by:tomsteez | May 7, 2007 4:33:50 PM
carlos why are mexicans so fertile
Posted by:dee dee dee | May 7, 2007 4:42:57 PM
Carlos,
I know enough Spanish to get me by, but there are certain terms you use on your show that I am not familiar with. Do you have a list of definitions for the terms you use, because gringa's like me would like to know some of the definitions. Especially the insults. Thanks.
Posted by:maggig117 | May 7, 2007 5:14:29 PM
ha, that wuz funny. but i always wanted to know what is Carlos' favorite food place
Posted by:Bryan M. | May 7, 2007 6:36:28 PM
Carlos, You know what you should do is to give Joseph your brother the show for one episode as the host he could be really funny?
Posted by:dee dee dee 23 | May 7, 2007 7:23:15 PM
I know that you been to the Big Island for a vacation. So I was wondering why don't you come down to Hawaii for a show?
Posted by:Jaimie | May 7, 2007 10:43:19 PM
hey carlos how in the hell do you do what you do man the shit is funny as hell.
Posted by:carl fulda | May 8, 2007 7:34:48 AM
Carlos, hey I just wanted to say that I LOVE YOUR SHOW! Everything you say is the truth and the only reason people get pissed is because they just can't handle the truth. I do have a question. Where do you get those shirts that you wear on the show? I would really like to know where to get one, let me know. Love ya, beaner!
Posted by:Tina | May 8, 2007 7:53:26 AM
LMAO, by far the best comedian in a long time. :)
ThankZZZZ
Posted by:Pamie | May 8, 2007 10:22:06 AM
Carlos, You are the greatest comedian!! I have been turning my family on to you and we all sit around and laugh so hard it's great. I love your show. Keep the laughs coming. Thanks for the humor and making my problems go away, well at least for a while.
Posted by:Holly | May 9, 2007 1:22:37 PM
hey im a white kid from south lake texas and i have a freind from mexico at my school and the coachs gave him a OCS (bad) for not saying the pledge HES FROM MEXICO HE DOSENT HAVE TOOO isnt that wrong?
Posted by:miles manley | May 10, 2007 8:24:12 PM
Hey carlos it's me, Latin Alliance I just want to let you know that all those comments you make tords our southern brother are wrong. You should put more positive things out there for us the mexican and stop catering to all those sweepies.You should show how mexicans contribute to this country
P.S. Freedom is golden no boarder patroling, the land you stand on is stolen.
Posted by:Ponce | May 23, 2007 11:57:31 PM
RAZA KEEP RUNING
Posted by:Ponce | May 24, 2007 12:09:43 AM
What do you think of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owSbLJ2oPIM
Posted by:mikey | Jun 12, 2007 10:44:12 AM
dear carlos,
i think that you are so funny i wacth your t.v show all the time i even have you on dvd so i just wanted to say keep up the good work.email me Christne_emma_edwards@yahoo.com
Christne Edwards
Posted by:christne | Jun 16, 2007 11:24:41 AM
im trying to find one certian comic. the only things about him that i can remember was that it was comedy central special all him on it. it air somtime after 9/11 becouse he was talking about terroist on planes. he white male,tall,slim, and i belive he had blond hair but i could be wrong. the whole time i was craking up. thanks
Posted by:shawn | Jan 27, 2008 10:32:57 PM
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