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CROSS THE BORDER W/ DAVID LUCKY
CHAPTER TWO
Secret Ninja
I'm sure you're familiar with many of the crazy characters Carlos plays on the show. What you don't realize is that some of the most interesting characters work right here in the office. Turns out one of the sweetest ladies on the staff....is a ninja
Late one night, while working on the script the secret came out. We were shocked. I asked her, "Why don't you tell people about this? Maybe you could be on the show" She became very serious. "I don't want to be on the show! I don't want anyone to know! I mean it! You can't tell anybody!" I promised, hence the woman in the story remains anonymous, but I couldn't help but ask why. She carefully looked around making sure the coast was clear, then leaned in and whispered,"Because, if word got out..." she looked around again, "...I might be challenged!" Honestly I wanted to laugh...but she was so serious about it. Okay, I laughed. "Who would challenge you?" I said. "You'd be surprised, my boy. They come out of the wood work." Again I wanted to laugh but didn't....at least not as hard. I asked her if she could show us a few moves since we were the only ones here. "I can't do that,"she replied. "I have to be wearing my suit!"
So now you know, here in the Production offices of Mind of Mencia walks....a secret Ninja.
Comments
dude thats hilarious. My uncle has a black belt and he lets everybody know.
Posted by:eric thomas | May 3, 2007 6:34:46 AM
u r one funny writer :) I can hardly wait for chapter three!
Posted by:melissa | May 3, 2007 7:07:06 AM
I wish I worked at the Mind of mencia. I guess when you work on a comedy show you must laugh alot. My office is boring., Crazy shit just doesn't happen. Like carlos says if you're not laughing your not living.
Posted by:Scarlett | May 3, 2007 8:48:20 AM
alright dude nice secret ninja and stuff but ive been on the internet for 3 FREAKIN HOURS SEARCHING FOR YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS!!!!!!!!so dude if you get the time please send your email adress to rmdunaway@AOL.com
by the way,im hispanic,not white.
I AM SMARTER THAT A WET BACK!!!!!!!!
(long lives the dee dee dee!!!!!!!!!)
and,can you help us with a show were gonna make,we have good material so uh,yea,everybody has to start somewhere so uh can me and my brother be on your show,im 13 and hes 11.please send us back.
and yes you can put this email on your show if you want.
Posted by:chris and will dunaway | May 3, 2007 12:44:06 PM
The secret of the ninja is a very old and hidden way of living. These fools with there colored belts mean nothing as the only thing a belt is good for is to hold up your pants. Weird Americans always thinking they are all big and bad when really they cant stop fighting each other long enough to actually made a difference without having scandals arise. On top of all that... The US has decided to try and push their laws on other countries. Sorry but the US has no right to try and enforce their laws in my country (Portugal) and I would be one of the first guys shooting the americans out of the water should they every show there dee dee dee faces in my country. Yes I may sound a bit hostal but I have been unfairly attacked and convicted of crimes because 1 my lawyer was an american Dee Dee Dee and 2 because it seems that all police there only wish to threaten people so that they get away with everything. "lets not forget the LA riots"
On final note. I hope to hear something of this blot comment on one of your shows if not... oh well at least your viewers will see.
Posted by:Pedro | May 4, 2007 8:50:18 AM
secert ninjas are suppose to be secret... now everybody is going to know... lol!!
Posted by:Christina | May 4, 2007 10:16:37 AM
You suck. You aren't funny. Quit stealing jokes. I know bags of shit with more talent.
Posted by:Anonymous | May 4, 2007 8:04:16 PM
Hey angry "anonymous" guy, if he sucks then why are you responding to his blog you sorry excuse for a moron? Don't you have the guts to give your name or email? If you are too scared to say who you are when you are ranting then shut up! Hey Carlos keep doing what you are doing and "if you ain't laughin', you ain't livin'."
Posted by:Hugh | May 7, 2007 6:17:31 AM
OK seriously who is it? Krysia? Lucy?
Posted by:gary | May 10, 2007 7:28:36 PM
NO! It's ME!!!!!
Posted by:Secret Ninja | May 25, 2007 2:06:49 PM
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