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Hey, this is Carlos Mencia just wanting to wish everybody out there a Happy Memorial Day. Also wanted to give a shout out to all the military veterans who have served this country, especially the men and women currently overseas right now. It's people like you that make this country great, and I respect what you're doing. Without you guys, we'd all be speaking English accents right now and have really bad teeth. We love you, and wish you and your families all the best.
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The show is a riot - your brother is an ugly chick by the way. Think what your show is missing is a country boy to show the whiter side of things. Like the discrimination of the white people who are now becoming the minority in this country.You seem to have an idea of white people but not the whole grasp of us yet. You need to get in the white pysche and figure it out.
Posted by:Jim Gadoua | May 27, 2007 9:41:33 PM
ni99a i luv ur show!!!!
call me 1219 512 ....
my email is danny_fuentes12@yahoo.com
and i have tons of jokes u can use holla at me bro
Posted by:danny fuentes | May 27, 2007 9:49:07 PM
Dude if you want him to use your jokes just go on stage and do them cause if there any good Carlos will just steal them anyway
Posted by:Shaun Smith | May 28, 2007 12:36:13 PM
Awesome show!
Not many people know this but there are actually words/lyrics to TAPS.
In honor of the all those who died for us...
...I thought I might share this.
"Day is done, gone the sun
from the lakes, from the hills, from the sky
all is well, safely rest
God is nigh.
Fading light, dims the sight
and a star gems the sky gleaming bright,
from afar, drawing nigh
falls the night
Thanks and praise, for our days
'neath the sun, 'neath the stars, 'neath the sky
as we go, this we know
God is nigh"
Posted by:Meluny | May 28, 2007 3:55:17 PM
Hey carlos... Ur show is kick ass!! dont listen 2 these ass wholes and change anything ur shows hilarious. Tell ur brother he really need to get a (YOB) haha!
Posted by:David | May 28, 2007 4:26:26 PM
Dude your show is one of the best COMDEY shows hands down,anytime it comes on im always sittin thier watching it no matter what else I have to do.
I hope your show stays on along time cause like I said "your show is one of the best COMDEY shows hands down"
Posted by:Collin "RAZOR" | May 28, 2007 8:57:47 PM
one trick pony
Posted by:lol | May 28, 2007 9:01:17 PM
Hey Shaun Smith, you suck. The whole "He steals jokes." thing is getting really old. If he steals jokes, prove it and/or stop watching the show. By the way stop replying to the blog if you hate him so much. You know what keep replying so people like me can make fun of your retarded ass.
Posted by:hugh | May 29, 2007 5:37:09 AM
hey hugh, u stincken white trash, if u think ur so tough, why would u make fun of smith's retarded ass (yes, he is very retarded) why don't u just whup him like i whupped u and Mrs. Mencia whuped carlos. Im black and still getting darker, yes thats how ghetto i am
Posted by:andy ansari | May 29, 2007 1:20:04 PM
Sheeeesh dudes settle down! Carlos is funnier by far than anyone else on the scene and I started watching Lenny Bruce in San Francisco. Carlos is a breath of fresh air.....
love ya baby!
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Posted by:gigi schaumburg | May 29, 2007 9:07:06 PM
what a moron. the best he can come up with is a british "bad teeth" joke. wow. this is why carlos will never reach the status of a true comedian(think jerry seinfeld, dave chappelle). keep stealing, it doesn't matter. carlos is going down in history as one of the worst.
Posted by:sem | May 30, 2007 3:03:21 AM
Hey Ansari I may be southern but I am not white trash. Yes, there is a difference between the two and I for one am tired of people getting them mixed up so i will explain. Southern is an accent. White trash is on Cops.
Posted by:hugh | May 30, 2007 5:05:26 AM
White Trash = pale skinned niggaz
As Carlos knows, every race has its shining stars and its heaps of crap. The problem with whites is that their heaps of crap want to be heaps of crap from another race. Talk about a lack of cultural identity.
Posted by:Dr. B | May 30, 2007 10:13:48 AM
Comedian Jackie Mason's Happy Memorial Day
take a look. it's so funny to see this guy get mad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl1qDKzwryQ
Posted by:Gary Baugh | May 30, 2007 4:20:01 PM
hey Dr. B, thank you. finally someone gets it right. Ansari I don't care if you are black or not and if you were really "ghetto" you wouldn't have to say so
Posted by:hugh | May 31, 2007 4:47:08 AM
Someone asked me what a MILF was and I was wondering if you had the lyrics to Carlosaurus's MILF song
Posted by:Clayton | May 31, 2007 1:08:27 PM
hey carlos I think you need to look up the god damn deffanition of retarted because your using it wrong. My sister is mentaly retarted and its shit like that that pisses me off
Posted by:jesse | May 31, 2007 5:15:52 PM
well it sucks to be u.hey jesse if u aint laughing u aint living
Posted by:kim | May 31, 2007 10:31:44 PM
Your a moron who steals jokes..
Posted by:Mencia_Is_Homo | Nov 7, 2007 9:01:43 PM
Hey carlos...i want to know what you think of electoral colleges?
p.s. i love your show...
Posted by:crystal | Dec 18, 2007 8:10:19 PM
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