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New Ask Carlos video! He answers one of the questions many of you wanted to know - "What does his wife think of his jokes?" Enjoy.
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why do you make fun uf retarted people
Posted by:retarted | May 8, 2007 3:32:26 PM
all you ppl suck, mind of mencia should be featured on the next latin kings of comedy..
Posted by:mexecan | May 8, 2007 7:51:14 PM
hey Carlos my name is Mark "IRISH" Matthews from San Antonio, Texas and i watch you show often but never contacted you as i would have liked. im watching an encore of your show with those poems, your brothers on right now, and you hade a good point about white people. im a white IRISHMAN and damn proud of it. i know we ave freedom of speach in this contry and i can honestly say i use it. i would like to thank you for saying that. thank you for speaking you mind and not careing if somebody says anything about it. Thank You! p.s. sorry for not e-mailing this to you, i couldn't find an e-mail spot
Posted by:mark "IRISH" matthews | May 8, 2007 7:56:02 PM
Carlos,
I work in the warrant division of a police department, and my mother decorates cakes for a living, and after watching your episode you put the names on i.e. Usnavy, Toprameneesha, and Shi-thead, it reminded me of some names you might like to hear. Now, I can't give you the full name, but the first name on the warrant was Lemonjello, and my mom called me a few weeks later to let me know that she put Orangejello on a birthday cake. We definately think they are related if not twins.
Thanks for the laughs
Sarah
Posted by:Sarah | May 8, 2007 7:57:48 PM
Hey do you have an Xbox 360
Posted by:nick | May 8, 2007 8:33:05 PM
hello carlos...my name is bubba...im a white dude by the way...lol...well i watch ur show all the time...and i love how u just use ur freedom of speech...u can ask any of my friends and i am the same why...you really know how to put it...lol..
well thanks for great shows...
bub
Posted by:bubba | May 8, 2007 9:05:27 PM
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see how do you like it? Stop stealling jokes and just get this crap off of comedy central. Brett Butler called and wants her act back.
Posted by:Andrew "go ahead and call me jackass" Aiello | May 8, 2007 9:05:40 PM
Hello Carlos. I have something that you might get a kick out of. I'm 17 and in an Anatomy & Physiology class. My teacher in there is great and it is her last year with us. I love her to death, but that isn't why I'm writing to you.
You see we just did our Finals over what have learned this year. Well for the Final we wrote down what we wanted to do for our project. We gave her our ideas and she got them approved and we did them. One group had made a penis and balls from brown mix. They also made the mammary from a female. Their project was over the Reproductive system. Everything about it was labeled correctly and looked really good. They even used, I think, icing for ejaculation. But all of this had been approved and the pictures in the book are worse than that!! But we still got in trouble for it!! I think that is BS!!! Just because one teacher and one parent couldn't take the fact that we know about the reproductive system and what a penis looks like!! That is BS!!
I was wondering what you thought about that. I think you are one of the best people alive because you say what you feel and what you want. I admire that greatly!! Please keep up with what you are doing and I'll be sure to watch your show when I can!
~forever a fan as long as you offend everyone
Brittney
Posted by:Brittney Duncan | May 8, 2007 9:13:29 PM
Carlos RULES im a fan of you carlos people let carlos stay on air thats the only good thing thats on t.v exept south park
Posted by:Roy | May 8, 2007 9:49:16 PM
Okay I just read some more comments and "my low", "bobcat", and "john" you better hope I don't find you little pussy-ass muthfuckas in public because I will personaly track you down go to your house where your mom stays because thats probably where i'll find you little punk'asses hiding in you pajama's with the little booties attached, huggin a blankie, and sucking your thumb,and stomp the shit out of your ugly ass heads for making comments on somebody's blog that you will probably never see in real life. do you even know how hard it is to do stand up comedy, much less run a show. The fact that you would even get on this website to post a comment shows that you are just speaking out of pure jealousy. Let's break that word down There's jeal in other words jelly wich is saying you're probably a fat ass then there's lousy which means God hates you you dumb sons of bitches. say something else on here again I'll track you down and break both your mouths and your hands. because if you didn't know you can do a whole lot on the internet. so in other words SHUT THE FUCK UP! sorry carlos for these ignorant playa haters.
You're unknown homie
Eric V.
Posted by:Eric V. | May 8, 2007 10:40:03 PM
One more for "andrew" you are gonna die a horrible death which will appear on the news so guess what yor famous now BITCH! Burn in hell you yeast-infected blood bubble.
Posted by:Eric V. | May 8, 2007 10:45:30 PM
Carlos,
fuck these people who say u arent funny u goin out there saying what everybody wants to say but they dont have the balls to say it. thank you carlos for haveing the balls.
~Wednesday
Posted by:Wednesday | May 8, 2007 10:49:08 PM
Thank you, finally someone said it, im speaking about the whole white and white pride thing. in fact at a high school near where i live two latino students were kicked out of school for wearing shirts that said BROWN PRIDE on some mexican holiday, no not cinco de mayo, but it wasnt meant to be racist in anyway. but if some white kids had worn WHITE PRIDE shirts it would have been racist. WTF, thanks for puttin it as it is.
oh and for all you how dont like carlos, why you here, why take the time to post something about someone or something you dont like, change the channel, go to another website, or get your head out your own you know what. im white, im not racist, but i hate people like you, HATE!! laterz
Posted by:Chance | May 8, 2007 10:54:07 PM
Big up an Nuff respec Carlos!!! (Jamaican for kudos). I'm a Jamaican girl and i watch your show every week. For those people who hate you and your show so much i have a simple solution: tun off d dam tv or change de channel!! u dum ass. I think you are by far one of the funniest comedian to come along in a long while and i say continue makin $$ and give those dumb ass stroke cuz bad mine a kill dem (bad mind killing them).
Posted by:Jamaican Gal | May 8, 2007 11:27:39 PM
I love your show. And with me being right , you are right about the racism stuff. I live in Oakland, CA and afraid to say anything. I love your jokes and wish I could say them. But like you say if I told the jokes I'm The RACIST. It is very hard for white people to tell a joke or say anything. I wiork in a grocery store and I have rules to follow. When I follow the rules and someone comes into the and doesn't want to follow the rules. I tell that is the policy. Guess who the racist is , Yep me. So keep the jokes coming for me and everyone else. My whole family loves you. P.S. My wife is Black and kids are half.
Posted by:Charles | May 9, 2007 12:50:27 AM
HEY CARLOS i MA A BIG FAN OF YURHS ND PEOPLE SHOULD LET CARLOS STAY i LOVE THA BEANiER JOKES FOR i AM A BEANiER THEY ARE OSO HiLARiOUS THANX FOR SPEAKiNG YURH MiND !
i WATCH YURH SHOWS EVERYDAY EVEN IF THEY ARE THA SAME ONES i WOULD WATCH THA SAME ONE OVER AND OVER AGAiN AND i WOULD STiLL LAUGH AT THE SAME THiNG !
i AM JUST A DUR DUR DUR !
i GOT THAT RiNGTONE !
i JUST LOVE iT !
TE QUiERO MUCHO CARLOS !
PARA SiEMPRE Mi AMiGO !
YOUR GURL PRECiOUS.....
Posted by:PRECiOUS | May 9, 2007 5:39:48 AM
Dear Carlos, .
heyy im Sherry . im 12 years old and im not really suppose to be watching your show becasue my parents say im too young to watch it .. but i do anyway becasue your the funniest freakin guy on tv![ and i dont listen to them because i dont feel like it ] i watch your show everyday its on. even have some eposodes on my computer. when you tell the jokes and then you use big words you say look all the smart people are laughing and all the stupid people are like what thee.. ?? thats when i laugh most. my favorite thing you ever did was are you smarter then a wetback. i love your show so much!! keeping making me laugh.
love,
sherry
Posted by:Sherry G. | May 9, 2007 8:26:22 AM
oh yeah and to everyone who says carlos sucks...
take your head outta your ass. he freakin rockss.
Posted by:Sherry G. | May 9, 2007 8:30:27 AM
what was you doing them 10 years you and your wife was not having kids. I bet you was beat your meat.(man it feels horable when you get caught Jackin off )All you can say is also done ps(what the hell is a URL)
Posted by:Kieon | May 9, 2007 9:54:13 AM
U are by far the best comedian out there. I agree with yo on everything. These fucking DEE DEE DEE's are all acting like you suck and you make fun of people and retarded people . But your not your makeing fun of people that are smart from burth but now are stupider the G. Bush.
Posted by:Ben | May 9, 2007 11:13:45 AM
Carlos Mencia was right on the money about White people not being able to tell any jokes without seeming racist. I am not racist, and am married to a man who is Korean and Polish. I have no problem saying that I am proud to be white. Keep makin me laugh!
Posted by:Melissa V | May 9, 2007 12:19:14 PM
Hey carlos why don't you have a rewind threw the show that way when people miss the first half they can see what they missed and if you don't you might be DE DE De!!!!
Posted by:monster | May 9, 2007 1:22:28 PM
The mental capacity of Mencia fans is utterly astounding. It appears as though my theory of Mencia fans being inbred trailer trash is incredibly accurate.
I am drafting a petition. I will get enough signatures to ensure that this witless and unfunny show will never be allowed on television again.
Please stop, Carlos. Have respect for comedians. Have respect for your people. You're pushing them back a good 1000 years.
Posted by:John | May 9, 2007 2:31:19 PM
carlos i love ur show its funny as hell. and ur right a mexican has 2 come on and do a white guys job b/c they r pussies (white people)... im white and proud of it and im 13 and liv in ohio. sure if i was old enough i would do the same as ur doing now. keep making new shows b/c i need a laugh every once in a while.
Posted by:ben | May 9, 2007 4:20:39 PM
Dear Carlos,I love your show who ever don't like your show can KISS my ASS!!!!!!!!!
I'm a cracker and I am one of your 5 million fans!
Your Fan Always,"ToTo" Felicia S.Slygh
Posted by:To-To | May 9, 2007 4:25:38 PM
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