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Yo! This is the one and only Pimp Delicious Luscious talking with you one on one. I'm sick of hearing about how everybody out there wants to Pimp their house or Pimp their ride. Everybody wants to pimp everything except themselves. Well that's why I'm here. You want to see what I'm about - check out my debut on the MInd of Mencia. Now, if you're life needs to be Pimped up - post something and I'm be happy to help you anyway I can.
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pimp me a new man...
Posted by:joanie | May 11, 2007 3:47:15 PM
mencia im sry this is off topic but i know wat ur talking about im tired of poeple running thier mouths about "oh!mencia is wrong! he makes fun of mental people!and nah nah nahnahahah!!! but i got ur back bro and i just want to say i luv ur show and i want for them to shut up sp u can do wat u do
see ya later mencia!!!! and tell delicious i said wwaaaazzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuppppp!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:cody mattox | May 11, 2007 5:31:50 PM
Pimp Daddy D, I'm tired of being "Blackballed." I give my resume to strange employers so they can check my information. They review my credit, work, and criminal records looking for any reason not to hire. You know I can't start until I pee on my hand and get a little in the cup. I can't aim when I'm watched. Some companies will cut my hair looking for marijuana. That ain't right! Complete strangers celebrate my birthday and why do they need to know my damn Mama's maiden name? I feel like a DDD in the DMV. As I waste time giving out free information, my id is stolen and I get "Blackballed" if I complain. What's the point if an "illegal" can get the same job without applying? Everybody screws us; but if I can get a health care plan, I don't want to pay taxes either! I'm perfect. I'm lazy, Black, articulate, and I will "Bang, Bang, Bang!" I would run for President, but you know the rule, "One negro at a time." Oprah already has her boy. Pimp my life so I can be like "Flavo Flav." Every named "Delicious" needs a driver who knows what time it is. I'll wear a codpiece and a grill! Word up!
Posted by:Cecil Jones | May 23, 2007 4:28:44 PM
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