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Okay, so we now have the best quotes for each new season three episode. Since this week's episode is the best of show, we thought we would vote on the best of quotes. Here are your favorite quotes.
#1. A victim of suicide. How Can you be a victim of something you did
to yourself? Doesn't victim imply that you had nothing to do with it?
Under those rules, I'm a masturbation victim. (EPISODE 7 WINNER)
#2. My cousin, Gisella, has been pregnant for the last ten years. Her vagina is like a clown car. (EPISODE 6 WINNER)
#3. Cause if I let her in my front door, she''ll let me in her back door. (EPISODE 5 WINNER)
#4. This is how much it sucks for white people. In order for you to
hear the things you want to say but can't...you had to tune in to hear
a Beaner say it for you. You're welcome, crackers. (EPISODE 4 WINNER)
#5. "If you're gonna say Dee-Dee-Dee, say it right! It's three syllables.
It's Dee, followed by Dee, followed by Dee!" (EPISODE 3 WINNER)
#6. Saddam is not the only one hung around here!" (EPISODE 2 WINNER)
#7."Your Mom is so hot...I'd bang her in front of my wife."
(EPISODE 1 WINNER)
Comments
Beaner man
Posted by:don | May 20, 2007 11:09:04 PM
very funny!
Posted by:karen | May 21, 2007 9:25:48 AM
distasteful, over the line, culturally offensive in one manner...obliterated conventional wisdom to condone condom & access money in another. Retarded & bad taste, lack of education or minimal class...minimal comprehension of American mores and values are clearly seen in Brown, Black, White, Yellow or Red comics delivering humor, calling it broad based when in fact its debasing... the market place has always had murderers, theives, and other bad people... to appeal to them, is not what we've used the media for...even though a project or few (screen endeavors) have brought them to the forefront--Jack the Ripper & Jeffrey Dahlmer...etc. but as a rule we don't appeal to them. Mencia can always "find" someone willing to go on screen and scream whatever... also, making fun of spiritual may be Hispanic(&Agnostic) but it's not tasteful, either. To get money, attention, people do anything...even the wrong things. They'll say anything anytime for any amount of dimes. Just because young people don't want to learn math, doesn't mean we're not going to stop teaching it. EXILED BY MY HAIRSTYLE so you can further ruin my culture. Gee thanks corporate cat wanna be's. cc. signed tc
Posted by:Tracy Clark | May 21, 2007 12:06:59 PM
put Carlos on telemundo for a while, spread his "style" around... spanish to english, english to spanish, hondoran to mexican. this all around american needs to ambassador his ass showing with the entire latin culture, por favor. sharing mencia's caring, rant and rave his fun for all do adore ... don't change a thing, just put him on another channel...
Posted by:Tracy Clark | May 21, 2007 12:16:58 PM
You complain about it yet you watch it!!! Hes not holding a gun to your head if you don't want to listen...Just. Don't. Listen.
Carlos thank you for a, with lack of a better way to put it, a really great **cking time!! Hilarious as always and always laughing!
Posted by:Amber Applegate | May 21, 2007 12:50:44 PM
If you are going to complain, at least have what you say make sense and use proper punctuation when you do it.
Dee Dee Dee
I appreciate that Carlos doesn't single out one race or culture to make fun of, he makes fun of everyone. He makes fun of you, he makes fun of me, he makes fun of himself.
He reminds us to not take things so seriously and to look at how stupid some things we think are really important are in the big scheme of things.
Posted by:CJDaab | May 21, 2007 2:00:22 PM
Who the hell is Tracy Clark? Do you think that you are the moral authority for the world? Carlos is a comedian. Dee Dee Dee! Get a life will ya? If you don't like it, don't watch it. Better yet, why don't you get a show where you can blab all you want about your stupid ideas.
Posted by:LMounce | May 21, 2007 7:44:41 PM
Aboslutely Fantastic. One of the very few TV Shows I watch, DVR, and watch again! I love it. Whenever I'm Depressed, I put on an episode, and it can always get me to crack a smile. And then by the end, I'm laughin' m'arse off.. Those Quotes ARE some of greatest from those Episodes. ^_^ <3
*****
Hmm..
I Have to say, to This 'TracyClark' Thing ... For Lack of a better term, excuse me, But ya know what? ... Go FUCK yourself.
Just because he doesn't appeal to YOU, doesn't give YOU the RIGHT to go around saying he's distasteful. As if you were the majority of his viewers. Don't watch it if you don't like it. Maybe if you lightend up a little and learned to laugh and not take everything so seriously. You'd enjoy life a little more. (Not to mention live longer. Stress Kills.)
Posted by:Mega N. | May 21, 2007 8:20:27 PM
Carlos is funny as hell,what else do i nead to say to get the point across? Not a thing.If you ar3 not one of those easily offended people then you will always be on the floor laughing after listening to him for 30 minutes
Posted by:dan beyerlein | May 21, 2007 10:43:34 PM
Dear all carlos haters,
SHUT THE FUC* UP, if you don't like carlos don't watch him, but to be honest we all need to be a little more like carlos. If we are all afraid to hold back what we want to say cause were afrid to hurt someone we're gonna get stepped on. People say "oh well he only says bad stuff about everyone" uh thats good, if you dont say anything bad about someone its not gonna get better because they dont realize its bad.
Oh and for all the fat people who hate carlos because he took away you hadnicap plackers, you should be thanking him he just helped you live longer.
(well thats all I have to say except Carlos if you get anymore hate mail send it to me ill straighten them out)
signed Tyler Gammons 15 yearold
Posted by:Tyler gammons | May 22, 2007 4:17:26 AM
Oh and DO NOT GET ONTO CARLOS for talking about how $hi**y the world is because you know what it is SHITTY!
Posted by:Tyler gammons | May 22, 2007 4:22:09 AM
I don't know what's happened to people lately, but it seems that no one can make a comment anymore without getting nasty & personal. Tracy, you're wrong. Carlos Mencia & comedians like him are what makes this country great.
Posted by:Yolande Webster | May 22, 2007 5:48:13 AM
Carlos, tu eres el mejor siempre adelante!
Posted by:Claudia // Tampa, Fl. | May 22, 2007 10:37:42 AM
hey tracy clark, you complain too much! if you really wanted to rant then why don't you make it less than thirty seconds, tape it, and send it in and you might do well. if you don't have the intestinal fortitude (i.e. guts) to send it in then shut up.
Posted by:hugh | May 24, 2007 5:04:29 AM
by the way i almost forgot. tracy clark's first made as much sence as a drunk reciting the tax code in greek. think before you speak retard!
Posted by:hugh | May 24, 2007 5:09:51 AM
#6 was the best.
And Carlos? You rock! Love your show. I watch seasons 1 and 2 of Mind of Mencia on DVD, like, almost everyday. Keep it up.
Posted by:Sarah R. | May 30, 2007 12:25:31 PM
uhh... # 2, to all carlos haters...
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
FUCKIN RETARDS
Posted by:Bryan M. | May 30, 2007 7:50:46 PM
Oh my fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkking god your such a fucking no good fucking beaner-ass mexican that should be doing my tiling!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from:bobbygorlick@yahoo.com
p.s you fucking beaner
Posted by:Robert Gorlick | Jun 1, 2007 3:19:36 PM
Oh my fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkking god your such a fucking no good fucking beaner-ass mexican that should be doing my tiling!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from:bobbygorlick@yahoo.com
p.s you fucking beaner
Posted by:Robert Gorlick | Jun 1, 2007 3:19:39 PM
Oh my fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkking god your such a fucking no good fucking beaner-ass mexican that should be doing my tiling!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from:bobbygorlick@yahoo.com
p.s you fucking beaner
Posted by:Robert Gorlick | Jun 1, 2007 3:19:43 PM
hey gorlick shut up, burn the swastica in your garage, and do your own tiling you sorry excuse for a retard.
Posted by:hugh | Jun 4, 2007 5:20:24 AM
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#1. A victim of suicide. How Can you be a victim of something you did
to yourself? Doesn't victim imply that you had nothing to do with it?
Under those rules, I'm a masturbation victim. (EPISODE 7 WINNER)
#2. My cousin, Gisella, has been pregnant for the last ten years. Her vagina is like a clown car. (EPISODE 6 WINNER)
#3. Cause if I let her in my front door, she''ll let me in her back door. (EPISODE 5 WINNER)
#4. This is how much it sucks for white people. In order for you to
hear the things you want to say but can't...you had to tune in to hear
a Beaner say it for you. You're welcome, crackers. (EPISODE 4 WINNER)
#5. "If you're gonna say Dee-Dee-Dee, say it right! It's three syllables. 
#7."Your Mom is so hot...I'd bang her in front of my wife." 
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