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Ok Dude so weed is not Legal Why not? It is just a plant and it is natural. Legalize WEED :)
Posted by:Ryan Carlile | May 14, 2007 1:34:54 PM
yeee
leagalize it
the native americans found it..all it is is a plant that fucks you up a bit..
who gives a fuck if ppl wanna get high..i mean..i c if they do it while they're driving or in public..thats not cool..but like, if ur chillin at home or some shit, who cares? you only live once, and if u wanna be trippin balls the whole time, why should anyone else give a fuck?
im just sayin this shit cuz Ryan Carlile started it..
Posted by:Michael Vargas | May 14, 2007 3:01:21 PM
I don't want to send you a video rant, but here is one for you. It may be a little more than a 30 second read...but...
Is this the most f**ked up thing ever, or is it just me?
Cymbalta. It's a drug to treat depression. It is marketed with this warning (if you've seen the commercial you may be familiar):
"Patients starting therapy should be observed closely for worsening depression symptoms, suicidal thoughts or behavior, or unusual changes in behavior."
So......
You take this magic little happy pill. It will "relieve your depression symptoms", BUT it may make you suicidal? Uhhh...isn't suicide, or shouldn't it be, considered a symptom of depression?
In any case, if you take Cymbalta, you will be - what? - more likely to smile while you slit your wrists in the bathtub?
Lovely.
Now the clincher: This drug is marketed to (supposedly) target major depression.
"How Cymbalta Works
Cymbalta offers relief for the emotional and physical symptoms associated with depression. It may help restore the balance of two naturally-occurring chemicals in the brain and body that experts believe are related to major depressive disorder." (Source: Cymbalta.com)
What the f**k? It will do all this great stuff - cure your chemical imbalance so you will always smile like you just got layed - but it will not get rid of your suicidal tendencies. In fact, it may just make them worse.
WOW! What a miracle drug! Let's get everyone on a prescription.
Posted by:Jay | May 14, 2007 4:19:02 PM
I Hate Presidente Gorge Bush
El es un racist
Mexico used to own Tejas
Posted by:Alexis | May 14, 2007 4:59:33 PM
hell yeah legalize dumb ass bush is probaly smoking weed right now. he just wants it all form himself. let us have some bush you weed hog. he probaly has a weed farm down in south america. its all natural. so legalize weed what do i care.
Posted by:go fuck your self bush | May 14, 2007 5:01:51 PM
dude i can rant bout one of my friends better than Carlos can!!!!!!!!!! id be like, my friend is so fat when we be runnin in gym everyone be on da floor cause his tities are huge and hit ppl!!!! and id like ask him what his bra size is!!!!! lol!!!
Posted by:Ted | May 14, 2007 7:10:57 PM
Hmm, weed??
weel I think it should be either legalized, or then just illegalize ciarettes...
Cigarettes kills like weed does, but atleast WEED gives an effect of happiness, and u notice it while smoking.
What do cigarettes do? they help you get rid of stress or what?? I don't know because I've lost track of whose depressed from what and whose not depressed. So if people are allowed to get cancer from cigarettes, let them get it from weed too, atleast they are happy while getting sick. Cigarettes don't do shit for nobody, all it is is addicting, and most kids out there start smokin it because they think that they are cool for doing it...
But WTF is so bad about weed???? tell me?
btw I hate the smoke of weed and cigarettes, I don't smoke at all, but I HATE nonsense EVEN MORE!!!
Posted by:Abno | May 14, 2007 7:17:28 PM
i'm under age so i can't send a video but here's a rant i thought of:
video games
i love to play video games but the parents need to wise up about them. there should be a class to parent on what to buy for there kids. there is a reason for the rating system. it's so inocint little jacob that is 10 years old doesn't become horny after playing dead or alive. it's r for restricted not r for responcible. clerks at stores should ask if they have children and how old they are. parents who buy over aged games for children are r for retarded.
what do you think?
Posted by:kingdomhearts adict | May 14, 2007 7:59:43 PM
YOU SUCK, CARLOS MENCIA, now let me tell you why. There are very few people on tv that i dislike and even fewer that i HATE, so congratulations, you are one of the select few. First of all, let me express that I am in AWE that you are able to stay on tv as long as you have. I personally don't know one person who likes your show. You humor is idiotic and cover up the fac racist. You try tot that you have nothing funny to say with bigoted jokes and then rebuke your critics with idiot interpretations of your "freedom of speech". Let me tell you something: freedom of speech doesn't mean you have the right to say whatever you want even if you offend other people. Freedom of speech means that you have the right to express your political views and rally support for alternative ideas. It does NOT mean you get to go on TV and say whatever offensive, half baked comments you can think up. All what your 'humor' does is remind people of all of the dated racial prejudices that have plagued our society for centuries. Good job for being one of the foremost personalities on television reversing any progress people have made towards ending racism.
Posted by:Jose Ramirez | May 15, 2007 12:22:03 AM
Aw, Carlos doesn't suck, now take it back before you hurt someones feelings. There are always people like this, just because you take things too seriously~~ Oh my gosh, you hate him! Is it the end of the world yet? =P
If you think his "offensive, half baked comments" are that bad, then why not get your own TV show and state it? Have fun with that! Anyway, most comedians make racial comments, etc. If you can't laugh at yourself, then don't watch comedy shows.
We HAVE made progress in ending racism, and we still have a long way to go. You never know if it will end, or continue. You have one life, so don't take everything too seriously or personally.
~Live, Laugh, Love~
Posted by:Toast | May 15, 2007 1:35:55 PM
I'm onto you Mr. Mencia.
When your special, "No Strings Attached" came out, I thought it was odd that you made some of the same arguments I have been making for years. Odd, but not remarkable.
After a year of watching Mind of Mencia, it is quite obvious that you have bugged my home and are using my material for your own personal gain.
I was mad, but my wife pointed out that your success with my material actually means my views have much wider acceptance in this country than they do in my home town. Maybe I should move?
Anyway
You are a man after my own heart and mind, keep doing what you do, and maybe together we can erase some of the ignorance that drives us both to rant.
The "Real" Carlos Mencia
Posted by:Scooter Marett | May 15, 2007 1:45:23 PM
I don't want to rant, but I'll start with advertising: It's not what ads say but what they don't say:
We've all heard "A Diamond is Forever." What they don't say: "A Diamond is HERS Forever."
"50 per cent of all cars that come into AAMCO don't need a new transmission"...But we sell them one anyway.
"Best of Geraldo" - Isn't that an oxymoron?
Hormel used to sponsor a NASCAR with the name "Spam" on it. How ironic, because one good crash and the driver would be Minced Meat in a Can.
One of the drug companies is doing a study on a drug for schizophenia and they actually start their commecial by saying "Do you or someone you know suffer from schizophrenia?"
A Technical School has their spokesperson saying "Attending this school is a family tradition, even my son Tony, always the wild one, now has a career in Criminal Justice." ...Does this mean he's doing 20 to Life?
Have you every heard of the Japanese Cellist Yo Yo Ma? If he was black would his name be Yo Ma Ma?
Why do they call it Ball Room Dancing when they all wear such tight pants? Especially that Mario Lopez.
Who are the Virgin Islands trying to kid with that name? They're right next to Peurto Rico!!!
Thank You
Posted by:Chris Reulbach | May 15, 2007 2:03:23 PM
the thing that pisses me off the most is when i walk into wal-mart. whenever i walk in, i always have to walk in the exit because people are too fucking stupid to realize you exit out of the exit and enter in the enter doors. thats why it says exit and enter over the stupid fucking doors!
Posted by:johnny clutch | May 15, 2007 3:04:46 PM
Your show is great because it is all true and makes sense if your not stupid. I dont own a video camera so i was wondering if this would count.
I was at my little sisters after school powerpoint presentaion that her and her first grade class had been working on. Now at the end of the presentation one of the Mothers was asking questions. So after a while the teacher cut in and said what a shame it would be that next year children that were in pre-k through 2nd would not get computers because they had learned so much. Now these are first graders. so of course next year they would be in a second grade. The women who had been asking questions stands up and asks if that means her child would be in compuetrs next year. So the teacher retorted(this is hilarious)that no, your kid is so special that we are going to let him go into computers and not let the other kids in his class.
Heres another funny one, My friends grandpa is great. he is a hilarious because he understands what he is saying and it still sounds stupid. For instance, a couple of days ago his son said that one day the ciggarettes are gonna kill him. So Grandpa retorts, no son it isn't gonna be the bigarettes and the tabocco, its only if you eat the white bit that you hold it kills you. This may not sound so funny but he is hilarious.
I hate stupid people when they think their funny. I mean their just sitting their and they say something like your mom is so fat that she eats McDonalds. and the they start cracking up.
Now last of all Jose, up thier. Freedom of speech means you ca say what you want. Go read the declaration. You have no right telling carlos what to do. Sucks for you if you have no sense of humor and are just ticked because your friends think carlos is funnier than you.
Thanks for your time carlos
Posted by:Adam Marriott | May 15, 2007 6:07:47 PM
Hi im dan and im 16. In my travels with my dad i keep seeing gas stations with the most misleading names. I saw a usa/us gas, American gas, the states gas, Gas of america, and my favorite, Home country gas. Every single one owned by...Der da der...Habeeb. They need to call gas stations by there real names. For instance, How about...our prices suck gas, We dont speak english gas, And as my grandmom said...bush stole this gas.
Posted by:Dan S. | May 15, 2007 7:36:39 PM
What the fucks with the war, I mean didn't bush say that we were done over there. I mean the bastard was like, "We are going to pull out of Iraq." This idiot is like...Dededee. Bush is a douche. Just make up your mind say if we are going to pull out or not...I mean it's like when a virgin is having sex for the first time, "Should I pull out now, I feel like we should, but I just can't." He wants the money and oil just as much as virgin wants pussy. We are the strongest country in the world...Well we were and now that bush is over there we are turning into a third world country. Idiot. Come on and make up your mind or we will impeach your ass douche.
Posted by:John Martinez | May 15, 2007 7:40:16 PM
I hate everyone thinking they are gonna be a big rapper, making money, and having all the girls they want. Thats all bullshit with what the fuck they rap about. These fuckers live in the suburbs. I see these videos try to show these guys having nice houses expensive cars they go bankrupt on. And the fact rap has gone down hill turning to shit day and day. The good rap was the old school shit, with today it fuckin sucks, and thats my rant, i will post another one
Posted by:Michael Torres | May 15, 2007 7:40:45 PM
Lookie here beaner, I'm so white, I could hide in sour creme... I see alot of those fuckin' black dumbasses starting trouble for no reason, always in packs, yes there are other groups that start trouble too, but not like the blacks, black people are the only ones that would bring a gun or a knife to a fist fight. Because of this, I can't live normally, I got an extra eye surgecly implanted in the back of my head to see whats goin on behind me. Why the fuck did they stay here? America finally set them free, but they just stayed here, aparently the steryotype is true, they are so fuckin' lazy they don't even wanna go back to their shitty continent... Seriously, lazy assholes can't take tests, they have to rob, what the shit!?!!! I'm afraid of getting into a fight with them because I always feel like I'm going to start eating away at his/her innards after he/she is unconcious, but if they live, I'm afraid I'd end up like Daniel from American History X. I'm friggin' serious, people should take a test to get into this country and to stay in this country, that includes you Bush and your 10g of cocaine in the soul of your shoe. Watch, after this is implemented, the population will drop so low, we'll be stealing people from Europe or Canada...
Also, there are two kinds of black people N werd and Black people, difference? N Word: What I described above, Black People: Just like well educated white people... but... brown.
So on that note, please replace "Black" with the N word in my first paragraph.
Posted by:Annonymous. I love games! | May 15, 2007 7:43:04 PM
Yes legalizing weed should be done simply cause after all it is harmless, more so then alcohol. Think about it, both alcohol and weed are anti-depresants but which one can be fatal if taken too much.....only alcohol. Gov't says that weed is a drug, well so is alcohol once you have consumed more than a certain amount (also it can be considered a controlled substance), the only difference is weed wont kill you, now or ever. Who has ever heard of a weed over dose or weed poisining, no one I know. If anything alcohol should be illegalized and weed legalized. All I ever want to do when i get high is have fun, enjoy myself and relax, with alcohol I get violent and black out. Tell me who has ever had a hang over from weed??? How many weed related incidents have we seen or heard of??? If ever there was an incident when weed was detected in a persons system after an accident then it's probably weed smoked from an earlier time and only because weed lasts in your body system for about 4-6 weeks, in other words, that weed was from days maybe even weeks ago. Furthermore, a weed high generally only lasts about 3 hours then you're back to normal or you are having a good nights sleep. We should all get together and set up some kind of group to help supporters vote to legalize marijuana.
Posted by:Andres | May 15, 2007 7:47:32 PM
lol! Weed! I think they should legalize WEED. awwwwwwwwwww. FUCK they should even poot it in gas staions. YO corlose my name is Joseph Flowers and im 12 years old see ya later. beener nater!!! :0 P.S hey my brother Josh Nelson thinks your a rasest Bick. I dont eevn know what the hell a bick is but im sick of him saying shit about you. I think your awsome but he does not. should I tell him to go Fuck is homeless piece of shit ass? P.S.S please if you put this on your show then please leave out the sware words. cuzz my mom will bitch slap me sidewase. pease man and remember veva la beaner.
Posted by:Joseph | May 15, 2007 7:56:48 PM
yo corlose fuck it if i get in trouble put it up if ya wana
veva la beaner
Posted by:Joseph | May 15, 2007 7:59:30 PM
I have two bones to pick. The people responding above me are for the most part retards. Apparently no one that wants to legalize it has ever learned what economics is. Secondly, I am a guero in San Antonio. Why, in the virgin Mary's name do mexicans stop at yield signs? It makes no sense. The on ramp means get on and merge, not do 20 and stop at the end of the ramp. No estacionamiento cabrones.
Posted by:Jeff Reinsfelder | May 15, 2007 8:08:11 PM
I don't have a video thing to send for so you can rant so here it is:
I'm 16 and as you know I am in high school and there is a few things I've realized.For example white bitches complain to much. Most of them say "oh my boyfriend cheated on me and gave me AIDS" me in that situation I would say: "1. I am 16 do you think I care? 2. Could you not touch my food I'm not getting what have. 3. Your a slut and 4. why in the hell are you talking to me when you know I dont fucking care" Dont get me wrong I am white too but only half so the beaner part of me is looking at that couch bag with the wallet in full view. "hey man could I have a dollar?" Another thing I've realized is this girl that sits with me in lunch. I called her a bitch thinking she would shut up. But little did I know that she would come up to me and say: "I know I am a bitch and I am sorry for that but could you not call me that name" I'm like what the fuck. It like a crack head telling a random person on the street that he or she is a crack head apologizing for it then a few minuets later asking for crack. What the hell is with people. I cant stress it enough when people bitch to me all I wanted was a dollar. Another I have realized. Beaners wont admit that they are beaners. They say "no I am from El Salvador or from Hondurus, I'm no mexican" hey wet back you cant deny the truth. Even I admit I am a beaner. Whats to complain about when you stop to rest by a store and people hand you money. Finally someone gave me a dollar!
Posted by:Patience Johnson | May 15, 2007 8:51:06 PM
mira jose ramirez may you should stop being so stuped and not take thing to seriusly firts of all carlos give the funny view of the thing he talks about and and freedom of speech its about speaking your mind you stuped idiot and you said that you hate carlos but you problabli said that so he can read your mail in his show you fucking fagget ass stuped muther fucker now i'm DOMINICAN and i personally think that mencia show it's the greatest and so do many people so JOSE RAMIREZ why don't you go and fuck your self. oh and you problabli mad because you ain't laughtin PUSSY .
Posted by:VIRGILIO PENA | May 15, 2007 10:17:37 PM
The guy before me had a comment about a prescription drug so i decided to copy and paste a blog that i wrote in here about another prescription drug. if you like the following type www.myspace.com/cuatdrak into your browser and check out my others.
Lipozene
Current mood: shifting blame
comedy central is a popular channel at de la casa and the lipozene (a 'miracle' weight loss pill) commercial is a popular commercial on said popular channel. i hate that commercial. i want it gone. so i figured out how to go about it using logic which is a luxury that i, a guy, has. the company has got to fold under. that means take away the need for them. in the commercial, old lady barbie said this, 'it's not your fault'. there it is. i have to find out whose fault it is. who's been sitting on the couch, feeding their face, and reaping the rewards of the countless hours that YOU spend at the gym while YOU pile on THEIR pounds? well, i know whose fault it is. the same guy that can make a hummer full of people appear out of thin air, walk on water, and pull a supermodel out of a bag. chris angel, the mindfreak. that's who it is. the guy has been eating for like two hundred million in between shows and with the use of his magic passing the pounds on to YOU while he stays fit. so it's not YOUR fault that the hours at the gym that you fat people undoubtedly spend aren't paying off. it's chris angel's. so now i got to take him out. YOU will undoubtedly finally get the stellar body that you've been working SO hard for and lipozene will finally fall and i can enjoy comedy central the way it was intended before the days of lipozene. and if i'm wrong and it's not chris angel, don't worry. i'm sure it still isn't your fault. just need to find out whose laying around, eating shitloads of food all day, and passing the pounds on to you while you're hard at it at the gym.
Posted by:Cole | May 15, 2007 10:20:09 PM
Ok people I don't know what u think about politics but i Hate Presidente Gorge Bush but that is just my opinion ooohh and i still think we should leagalize Weed ;)
Posted by:Ryan Carlile | May 16, 2007 1:46:41 PM
DEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEE!!!!
DEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Posted by:DEEDEEDEE! | May 16, 2007 2:21:40 PM
I think people should be allowd to smoke pot when ever they want to.
DEE DEE DEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:To-To | May 16, 2007 2:40:15 PM
can I rant about people who are so stupid they submit typed rants to a VIDEO CONTEST?
While I'm on the subject... Holy sh*t, people! Spelling and grammar are not that damn hard!
Your english teacher drinks, and it's your fault.
Posted by:Wait til you see my video on his show | May 16, 2007 3:02:22 PM
Carlos ur mom is like a vaccum cleaner first she sucks and blows then she gets laid back in the closet.
Posted by:yo mom | May 17, 2007 7:43:32 AM
hay Carlos
i just wnt to say something about the comments Jose Ramirez made. Jose what the fuck are you so di di di that you can't see that Carlos is showing us the stupidity in racism.you seem to be the most racist of all if you can't see that. Maby your problem is you can't handal your own racism!
get a fucking life and grow up please.you put people back a few centuries.
Posted by:lucy | May 17, 2007 4:24:34 PM
Everyone seems to want to rant about marijuana, let me enlighten you. First lets do a little research. Marijuana first became illegal in 1937 under the marijuana tax act. It stated you could buy and sell marijuana as long as you had a tax stamp, problem was you had to possess the weed to get the stamp and in which case they arrested you for not having a stamp. This law was passed because the southern border states banned together to keep immigrants(beaners) from coming into the country and selling it to make a living. This was the law until the late sixties-early seventies in which that law was done away with and they classified it as a schedule-2 narcotic, still keeping it illegal. Now let me tell you why all of this. It has to do with marijuanas counterpart, hemp. Hemp can be converted into a biomass which can be converted into fuel, to run your car, heat your home, etc. It can be used to make any quality of paper in less than 90 days (trees take ten years). You can make a resin based plastic from it. So if you legalize marijuana you have to legalize hemp. The oil, paper, and plastic industry would have a shit fit. No more beautiful campaign contruibutions. It's all political bullshit, our country is going to hell. If you really wanna make a difference do some research, get hemp legalized and quit your whiny little bitching. You know what pisses me off is people bitching about other people. Who gives a shit what he said or what she did, if your so fucking offended then go fuck yourself. Freedom of speech does mean you can say whatever the fuck you want and for the person who wanted to bitch about black people, fuckin grow a pair, anonymous my ass. If your gonna call somebody a nigger, then don't use the "N-word" call them a nigger and sign your name, It's people like you that give white people a bad name, if you wanna be racist, be racist don't be a little bitch. I don't think anyone has the right to judge anybody, and i don't think I'm better or anyone else is better, but if your gonna be you be you. Everybody wanna run they mouth like they know somethin, when they don't know jack. And Carlos, I think your spin on racism is exactly what this country needs, shake it up you little beaner. You know what else puts my undies in a bunch is that white people ain't got no balls. You can get on tv and say cracker this, beaner that, chinq this and nigger that, and you make no apologies. White people are so stupid they make fun of rednecks, then say I'm proud to be a redneck. Well I'm here to say stop fucking calling me white, if every other race can get pissed then i can too, from now on i am caucASSion. Get it, got it, good.
LOVE YOU CARLOS
Posted by:Brian | May 17, 2007 4:43:58 PM
Yo' Carlos, I just got done watching your show with "Beanerman" like every good Super-Hero, There's always a kick-ass side kick to back him up. You should make a new Beanerman skit with his side-kick "Wetback Willie"
Posted by:Washington Rebel | May 17, 2007 10:05:06 PM
Yo' Carlos, I just got done watching your show with "Beanerman" like every good Super-Hero, There's always a kick-ass side kick to back him up. You should make a new Beanerman skit with his side-kick "Wetback Willie"
Posted by:Washington Rebel | May 17, 2007 10:05:06 PM
My rant: "Blame America first" Rhetoric
This really pisses me off. What country are we in? I'm not discussing what foreigners do in this category, because frankly, outlanders do NOT matter. Any American who thinks America is to blame for the world's problems should move out. We did not invite 9/11! Those Knuckle-dragging, bearded refugees from the Arabian Nights hijacked our planes and rammed them into our buildings, and killed 3000 people.
These morons who blame America's support for Israel are no better. Can you say "Anti-Semitism", boys and girls? Gee, Guys, is this not what Hitler was doing? And speaking of Old Adolf, I'm sick and tired to all get out about people comparing our President to Hitler. If our President was anything like Hitler, you would not be on the air, comparing him to Hitler. You would pop off, and he would send someone to make sure you never did so again. We do not live in a dictatorship (And keeping Hillary out, we never will) And our President is NOT Hitler!
Posted by:Daniel E. Ragsdale | May 17, 2007 10:16:14 PM
Why Hasnt Bush been impeached?
He has committed obvious war crimes,and stolen from the common man. He helped in the creation of the worst set of laws in the history of our once great nation. He is nothing more than a common idiot, a buffoon in the most important job of the whole country! What kind of Retard Nation would trust an average joe with a record as president? He has only derailed everything he's touched so far, and it took Bush himself six years to realize he's unfit. Notice how he's laying low again? Thank Fucking GOD
Posted by:INRI | May 18, 2007 12:17:46 AM
Finally, I've found you! Can I rant? I've been doing it to Bush and Clinton for years. I'm so Quasi, I'm the damn "Bush Fly!" I led the Revolution that wasn't Televised. Can I rant? Pat Buchanan used the word "Tar Baby" and this was a guy on Crossfire. Their damn symbol was "The Well" and Imus got fired for "Nappy". Free Imus because there are no Miss America's on that Basketball team. Opie and Anthony got suspended for talking in space. If they could hear what I say in my bedroom, I'd be in Gitmo forever. I'm a Black man with a big mouth and a small penis. Both loaded and they shoot off easily. Lisa Lamponelli is my kind of chick! She loves dark meat and chicken. She makes me proud to be Black. I'm so crazy that I made the list. Can you say "Dick Cheney on TV?"
Posted by:Cecil Jones | May 18, 2007 1:46:27 AM
Hey Carlos, I couldn't leave the site without giving you a taste of what I do. This is called "Amexica". It's beautiful for Hispanic guys that look for work each day. For illegals seeking amnesty, George Bush just cleared the way. Amexica, Amexica who stole this land from me? There's terror in our neighborhoods from sea to shining sea. Amexica, Amexica, I will not work for free. There's terror in our neighborhood from sea to shining sea.//I hoped you liked it. This is America and we don't take Pesos, Euros or Yen! Can I rant? I sweat when I eat! We could get real crazy. This is where I throw down the mic and thank my Mom!
Posted by:Cecil Jones | May 18, 2007 1:58:03 AM
this show is bitchin and my name is shi-thead my bros name is toprameneesha and my other brothers name is usnavy
Posted by:alex #1 OG | May 18, 2007 5:44:42 AM
"yeee
leagalize it
the native americans found it..all it is is a plant that fucks you up a bit..
who gives a fuck if ppl wanna get high..i mean..i c if they do it while they're driving or in public..thats not cool..but like, if ur chillin at home or some shit, who cares? you only live once, and if u wanna be trippin balls the whole time, why should anyone else gives a fuck?"
All right.
1. People DON'T use things like this responsibly. Has your mom or dad ever given you a little leverage, to see how you would handle something? like a Ant farm, when you want a puppy, to see if you would be responsible with the ant farm. Think of Cigarettes, and alcohol like that. Do you HONESTLY think you can say that the "child" of america is behaving responsibly? Nooooo!!
According to the NHTSA, There were 16,885 alcohol-related fatalities in 2005 – 39 percent of the total traffic fatalities for the year. 16 THOUSAND deaths... just because of ONE drug (and yes, alcohol IS a drug) and that's ONE part of the drug fatality total-just the traffic portion of it!! and now you want to legalize ANOTHER drug?!
2. you said it's natural...but..
2A it's natural. Woo-fuckidy-hoo. do you use deoderant? you're going against naturality! body odor is natural! do you...brush your teeth? you're going against naturality! Now, seriously, is naturality the best course of action?
2B: if you think about it, EVERYTHING is natural. there is no thing on this planet that is not made from natural materials. everything when you come down to it, is made up of DNA, cells, atoms, Etc. there is no such thing as naturality because EVERYTHING is natural
3: Lower Populaces' motor skills, cancer rate, etc.
Marijuana is the buds and leaves of the Cannabis sativa plant. This plant contains more than 400 chemicals, including delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the plant's main psychoactive chemical. THC is known to affect our brain's short-term memory. Additionally, marijuana affects motor coordination, increases your heart rate and raises levels of anxiety. Studies also show that marijuana contains cancer-causing chemicals typically associated with cigarettes. In this article, you will learn about marijuana, why this drug is so popular and what effects it has on your mind and body.
and seriously, should we make heroin available for use? how about crystal meth? why don't we legalize all drugs, JUST TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS. that makes sense! we'll have a drugged up america, fatalities left and right. so, no, we should NOT legalize weed. THanks for playing, now go home, 'cuz you're the weakest link!
Posted by:Neferiel | May 18, 2007 9:12:25 AM
'nother one! i gots another rant vs a previous rant! ^^
"Yes legalizing weed should be done simply cause after all it is harmless, more so then alcohol. Think about it, both alcohol and "weed are anti-depresants but which one can be fatal if taken too much.....only alcohol. Gov't says that weed is a drug, well so is alcohol once you have consumed more than a certain amount (also it can be considered a controlled substance), the only difference is weed wont kill you, now or ever. Who has ever heard of a weed over dose or weed poisining, no one I know. If anything alcohol should be illegalized and weed legalized. All I ever want to do when i get high is have fun, enjoy myself and relax, with alcohol I get violent and black out. Tell me who has ever had a hang over from weed??? How many weed related incidents have we seen or heard of??? If ever there was an incident when weed was detected in a persons system after an accident then it's probably weed smoked from an earlier time and only because weed lasts in your body system for about 4-6 weeks, in other words, that weed was from days maybe even weeks ago. Furthermore, a weed high generally only lasts about 3 hours then you're back to normal or you are having a good nights sleep. We should all get together and set up some kind of group to help supporters vote to legalize marijuana."
1. illegalizing alcohol
I would agree... but that's just going to be history repeating itself. Are you familiar with prohibition? it was the 18th amendment. and i say was, because it was later removed.
At midnight, January 16, 1920, the United States went dry; breweries, distilleries, and saloons were forced to close their doors." that's right. alcohol was BANNED. you'd think it would be a good thing, right? that alcohol banning would mean less drunk accidents, less problems in the world.
it ACTUALLY made: More work for police More drunk accidents and much, much more alcohol poisoning. You see, alcoholics couldn't LIVE without their precious alcohol. so they made secret saloons (speakeasies) where they distilled their own alcohol. only...theyd didn't always know how to do it.. and about half the time ended up poisoning themselves with this.
2. You know, teenagers get drunk all the time right? off parents' liqour stores when they're not home. if the liquor wasn't there they wouldn't. and if it wasn't legal, it wouldn't be there. so WHAT THE HELL do you think is gonna happen if we LEGALIZE marijuana?!!?! Deedeedee!!!!
3. No marijuana OVERDOSING, no.. but What about let's see...
3a: others' deaths as a result of you being high
3b: Brain damage
Should i go on? obviously, marijuana is NOT GOOD or the government wouldn't have BANNED it. there is NO actual decent, factual basis for legalizing marijuana, and making alcohol illegal isn't going to change the fact that marijuana is illegal anyway.
Posted by:Neferiel | May 18, 2007 9:34:23 AM
Just dropped in to give you a gift that you can use. I had a Dream. One day, Blacks would have their own James Bond. Hell yes! Bond drinks, loves women, loves guns, and gambles. The man should have been played by a Brother; but what would his movies have been called? "Diamonds aren't Forever?" They get pawned. "The Man with the Golden Johnson." "Chewyopuzy?" What Black man does that? "Old Finger." Gout gets the Middle and Trigger Finger. "Moon Rock Raker." "The Guy Who Does Me." "Casino Crystal Credit." "Live or Just Die Trying." "Dr. No Herpes." "Thunderballs." "You only die twice." "Let Everyone See That!" Kim K Superstar as a Bond Girl. "A Peepshow Murder." "Die Another Way." Blown away behind bars? "Bond 22 Inches?" "My World is not Enough." "Yesterday didn't happen." "License to Driveby?" Finally, my favorite "From Russia with Ice." What's wrong with Blacks having a Dream? This is what happens when an unemployed Black man's mind falls asleep in front of the TV. Hire a Black man. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Can I rant? Is Oprah fat?
Posted by:Cecil Jones | May 18, 2007 1:04:52 PM
LEGALIZE DAT SHIT MAN WEED ANIT HURT NOBODYYYYYYYYYYY BITCH ASS GOVMENT!!!!! PUFF PUFF PASS MUTHAFUCKA KEEP IT MOVIN BABY!!!!!PEACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by:PIMPIN | May 18, 2007 2:37:13 PM
to jhonny clutch- the fucking Wal-Mart exit doors open up anyway if you walk past them from the outside. why not go through the exits comming in instead of wasting your time walking 2 extra feet opposite of where you need to go?
yeh biotch!!
Posted by:c-note | May 18, 2007 10:19:06 PM
#### ya carlos is alwsome!! we have needed some 1 on TV who speaks his mind. and if you cant handle it like some of you little bitches posting comments on here then DONT watch the DAMN show. Weed has needed to be relegalized for quite some time. i have epilepsey so thats my excuse but on top of that im just a pot head!!!! keep that #### up carlos!!
Posted by:Tina R | May 19, 2007 5:15:58 PM
if i want to mail it in, what address should i use?
Posted by:cody | May 20, 2007 4:22:49 PM
carlos is an insperation to me. so for every little bitch who says he's racist KISS MY WHITE ASS YOU POLE HUMPING M BREEDER!!!!!!!!!! and for another thing you must be a real loser to sit there and read every word that is typed here in front of you. get a life fuck face.
Posted by:tato | May 20, 2007 8:12:33 PM
ok so this isn't a video rant cuz I don't have one of those fancy digital camcorders but you can read it if you want cuz you are just an inspiration,
"ok, so I'm currently out of ranting material and I'm usually never out of rants, ppl say I'm like foamy when I rant, I'll just rant on about how ppl are just stupid for being so concieted, or how some dudes try to pick up on girls by treating them with such disrespect and then expecting the girls to be all like, "yeah, I'll date you". and what's up with these girls that don't get that when a guy breaks up with them and ignores them that it means they don't want anything to do with them. and another thing that pisses me off, when a friend makes plans with you and then they pushes you off to the side for someone else and then they call you later and say they can't make it. and I just love how you can sit there and rip on every race, you are the most hilarious guy on tv, and to all the critics who say you suck, screw `em."
Posted by:Sean Sullivan | May 20, 2007 10:00:39 PM
Today I'm ranting about a serious subject that should concern us all. Anyone can be a victim of "Underage Hoochies and the Parents and Police that Pimp Them." You're in a chatroom looking for something sweet and in walks a babe. You can't confirm her age and she starts talking "Dirty." You know she can't be 14 when she starts talking about "Going Around the World." You are thinking, "Why would her parents teach a 14 year old these things?" Curiosity turns into a meeting and wham! You're the predator! You didn't do anything. Who checks id on line? I'm saying shouldn't we prosecute parents who put their kids in the sewer? How about prosecuting the chatroom for allowing a 14 year old to talk so dirty? I'm joking, but if you get caught by puberty being pimped, you'll wish you laughed. I'm saying, nobody is prosecuting the parents. Somebody should set up a Michael Jackson reverse sting and put that on MSNBC. Imagine Marion Berry or Bill Clinton getting caught like this? Pervert protection protects us all from getting stung. It's not fair! Perverts never hear the Sirens. Protect your kids from parents and police who pimp.
Posted by:Cecil Jones | May 22, 2007 12:01:03 AM
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances"
This is verbatim from the Bill of Rights and there is nothing in here that limits the speech of an individual on behalf of others feelings. People need to get over themselves and realize that if they take offense to words said to them, they are probably reacting to hearing something they dislike about themselves shared in the light of day, so to speak. If you don't like it either change that part of yourself or quit listening to people that "offend" you. The success of the Mind Of Mencia show is obvious the direct result of the majority of the population "getting" what Carlos is saying. I think he is great a makes a great point that the whole reason our country is great is because we can have ideas such as The Mind OF MEncia without being shot, hung, tortured, or just put in jail. Thanks for keeping it real Carlos
Posted by:Leatha Pharr | May 22, 2007 10:55:42 PM
First I'd like to respond to a few of the comments above.
1) Patience Johnson is the whitest sounding name I've ever heard. Beaner my ass.
2) If you're going to call someone a "stupid dumbass" via typing it on a comment board, you should really make sure you're spelling the words "stupid" and "dumbass" correctly. The reason for this should be obvious to anyone reading this who isn't completely retarded.
3) To Mr. Jose Ramirez... Piss off. You're a moron. Freedom of speech means exactly that, freedom of speech. It means being able to say what you want, when you want, and not give a damn about whose feelings it hurts. If we wanted to protect feelings in the constitution we would ban words like nigger, beaner, cracker, gook, heeb, porch monkey, honkey, asshole, fag, dickhead, etc... But that's not American, it's fascist. If I offended anyone by saying this, all I have to say is dry those tears pussy. These words don't hurt unless you let them. If we kept going with this politically correct bullshit, we'd have to ban things like holiday traditions. Jews could get their feelings hurt if they see christmas decorations, the Irish may feel misrepresented with the traditions of Saint Patrick's Day, Valentine's Day can be cruel to those who have no one to celebrate it with, and white people will feel very left out during black history month (not really a holiday, but you catch my drift). Your name is Jose Ramirez which means you're probably hispanic, and I know a lot of hispanic people and they're all Catholic. I've never met a non-Catholic beaner. Do you have any idea how offensive it is for people who believe in different faiths than you to have to see that depressing fucking crucifix around your neck? It would be like, if on every piece of American currency you have, instead of it saying "In God We Trust" it said "There is no God." How offended would you be then? Next time you feel like bashing freedom of speech because you think it offends people, just remenber how many freedoms you enjoy right now which could be construed as "offensive" to other people. I'm offended by the incredible idiocy you showed in that comment, but you have as much right to express your ideas on this comment board as I do.
I had a lot more to say about Jose's comment than I thought, but before I go I'd like to say that humor IS the best way to deal with racism. It shows people how ridiculous it is and that it is not something to be feared, but something to make fun of. There are still racist people out there, but they are the minority now. The vast majority of the population realizes that these people are retarded and are not to be taken seriously. To steal a joke from Dave Chappelle, the day you know racism is over is the day when a black guy can say to a white guy "Hey there you slave-beating honkey son-of-a-bitch" and the white respond with "Hey there you spear-chucking African bastard" and no one be offended.
Posted by:Jason K. | May 23, 2007 11:43:54 AM
Can I do a rant about carlos stealing jokes or maybe you should let Joe Rogan rant...
Oh I forgot Carlos is a pussy and back down like a little girl when Joe called him out!!
Think I'm full of shit?
See for yourself
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2822368
Posted by:Shaun Smith | May 28, 2007 12:21:27 PM
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You can hear more of his rants at www.ranting-gryphon.com and he's got two dvds and a cd for sale. the shows are also archived here: http://2.furvect.com/
Posted by:Radar Nocturn | May 31, 2007 1:34:32 AM
Carlos, I'm still technically challenged but today I want to rant about "TB man." I've got no beef with him because he's a lawyer; I'm mad at the hype. Tell the story. A white attorney traveled against his doctor's orders to get married while carrying a disease showing no signs of illness. Don't hype it trying to form a DDD lynch mob. If a little old lady coughs-TB! She's beat up like that old guy getting his car stolen. School kid from Africa-TB! Token gets broken. I'm saying 1/3 of the world has latent TB. It's a lot like Herpes. Must we scream, "It's not active, it's not active!" I'm mad because they turned it into a reality show. Where in the world is "Steven Tuberculosis." What's worse is America tried to slam the door on his ass to prevent an American from coming home and the back door is wide open. He did what any American would do. He avoided capture to get back in the USA. One more thing. Why is President Bush retracing his trip this week? Is Bush trying to capitalize on all the fear the CDC hype caused? I'm tired of fighting "An Army of One!" I'm bigger than Hogzilla!
Posted by:Cecil Jones | Jun 1, 2007 12:07:11 AM
Hey Ramirez! F@$k-nuggets like you who try to tell us we can't say anything 'offensive' ARE offensive. Carlos makes fun of how people live, you idiots try to tell us HOW to live. Who's the biggot here?
The First Amendment does NOT say anything to the effect of 'unless somebody, anybody, doesn't like what you say'. If it did, your ignorant ass wouldn't ever get to speak at all!
Posted by:Dr. B | Jun 1, 2007 9:04:27 AM
Okay, the contest is over; but I couldn't stop until I ranted about America's favorite hot hoochie Paris Hilton. She's way too pretty for jail, but she grabbed a Bible instead of grabbing some young 14 yo kid. If she was a pretty teacher she'd never do time. What's her crime failure to hire a driver or too hot while driving? Maybe Paris should have made a better offer like that girl in Tennessee. Paris shouldn't go to jail if a teacher can give a strip tease or a porn star can pleasure a patrol man. Why should Paris face Bertha behind bars? Why not just give her a bracelet? Paris didn't make Britney go commando or Nicole Richie starve herself. She did a porn and everyone wants to spend a night in Paris. Maybe I'm underestimating her powerful survival skills? Maybe her magic punanny casts a spell over men and women? Does the power of Paris command you? How many people would pay a dollar for a scratch and sniff if they knew the picture was disease free? What the heck is Valtrex?
Posted by:Cecil Jones | Jun 4, 2007 2:54:14 AM
amen to that tato,wit you all the way
Posted by:puff daddy | Jul 18, 2007 12:05:34 PM
because ceceil that spoiled ass rotten bitch needs to do some time and show that bitch she ant all that
Posted by:puff daddy | Jul 18, 2007 12:10:44 PM
rite on puff daddy, wat are we talking about again
Posted by:larry | Jul 20, 2007 9:51:46 PM
remember kids jokes dont kill people missunderstandings do. the more we know the better we grow. ok with that out of the way i start by saAYING bush has never made a good decision in his life an not one did he take responcibility and say. ''i failed to prevent the attack on nine seven eleven ''. i saw a guy in providence with a sign that reads. '' nine eleven was an inside job ok i can beleave that but why didnt the government tell us about any insiders or any others responsible for nine eleven? ill tell you why cause bush an the government are ether too stupid or to hush hush to reveal sertain information. remember when bushes father had hidden doccuments regarding rosswell new mexico which we all know is the center of one of extraterestrial alien activity. well bush covered it up he didnt want anyone to know about his involvment with that if indeed he was. shawn penn said on the show real time. ''bush an all his followers deserve to be put in jail''. i agree with that lets face it there all guilty of crimes and everyone knows it. put all them mother fuckers in prison no bail ether or special treatment or deals of anykind. i would beleave the tooth fairy selling teeth on line for a lot of money. or the ghost of jonny cockrin living in someones closet mabey banging some hot girl at night. i would even belieave a shark eating a guys penis an thinking to himself. '' mmmm tastes like fish sticks''. but never anything bush says. he did not suport victims of 911 or catrina. which is more that enough reson not to suport bush at all. father and son working together in the white house to ruin everything clinton made good. ill bet you that if clinton was still president or some one like him. this fucken war would have ended a lot quicker an faster ill goddamb garantee ya that. next corporations that are bad croocked putting people out of work or hurting must go. besides we have far too many of thouse an casinos as well.
Posted by:patrick wentzell | Jul 31, 2007 2:05:58 PM
in additoin to what ive said there is another matter id like to bring up and that is cencorship. we have to get rid of it comedy central should stop with the beeps already. listen up network people parents are not going to let there children stay up late till ten of eleven at night. and i should know. lot of people may be saying. ''but they will sneak up an whatch anyway''. dont give me this crap ok i dont wanna here it. end sencorship an for the love of cheeseypuffs parents do what ever you have to do to stop them from watching what you dont want them to see on tv. and not just sucky reality shows too got that mom an dad. its not too hard to step in an say no or dowhatever. my next rant is on safty i dont think people should be nagging me about safty. when police make streets sAfe to people to walk durring the day and night fine than you can nag about safty but till that day i dont wanna hear it. i know ill get a lot of flack for this one but if moms have guns an they use them responsibly to protect friends or family members there should be no greef about that after all bears protect there young i rest my cASE. so live love be free and happy cause life is worth living an laughing at just look at the clowns we vote in office not all are funny though.
Posted by:patrickwentzell | Jul 31, 2007 2:28:39 PM
i cannot beleave just because some person ranting about whos your caddy is pissing people off. where was these people when you carlos told us there just movies besides ya dont always have to see a movie to know wheather or not it sucks. come on people are going to make comments on matter what. and wnat is a pussy face? ''hay doctor i have a bad case of pussy face whah should i do?'' ''FIND YOUR SELF A GUY WITH TWO PENISES YA DUMB ASSHOLE'' NOW JET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOSPUITAL NOW AN DONT CALL ME JIM! I HOPE THAT YOU ARE REINCARNATED AS A TEST TUBE SO THAT KNOW ONE WILL EVER HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.'' now one other thing i wanna poke fun at before i wrap up why the motha fucken hell was carrot top so pissed off at the roast of flavor flav if Andy dick can take a joke and a penis up the ass then so should carrot top. he should be use to taking jokes up his ass by know besides carrot top has help people find new way to get high unnoticed and i respeced that a lot.
Posted by:patrickwentzell | Aug 16, 2007 1:19:32 PM
Yea.. ok i was almost gunna read all that bullshit.. Anyways! First off... Jose Your a fucktard Carlos is the best thing since dave. And Freedom of speech is just that Freedom you know like when we moved from england to make this country to be Free to not follow rules and unquestionable control only to reinstate it again on ourselves call it irony. If i want to point at you with my middle finger and utter sounds together coming out like.. FUCK YOU then that's my right. Where is the right that says, because you don't like it everyone else suffers.. That's not a right, that's Bullshit and it's called government! First i have mcdonalds dropping the supersize off the menu and then they go as far to not salt the fucking fries.. Who the fuck are you to say i can't be fat! Next you'll tell me to wear a uniform and mark my skin with a bar code. I didn't start a war over oil and i'm not the one making all the money from the oil and gas industry so obvously it's easy for me to say, Hey we have the know how to make electric cars but will we? Nooo we're making far too much paper trees(money).. But you know what.. when the world has enough and starts fucking picking us off one by one(countries) it doesn't matter how much paper you have because it's all worthless.. America is full of asshats and hippocrits were ppl that do nothing get more credit that ppl who break their backs for everyone else to have what they need to survive like your roads, your houses, EVERYTHING.. You are nothing without someone else, that's why it is.. WE THE PEOPLE!!! DON"T PISS OFF THE PEOPLE!!! You will get stepped on! And guess what! your army.. OUr army is US! go ahead use us against ourselves see how fast you crumble in your own selfishness... on a side note, POT!!! it's a fucking plant who the fuck are you to say i can't period... And it's effects don't make you trip or see shit or be unbalenced anyone who says that is retarded and was like that before they smoked fucking idiots, If you wanna crack down on something make it the man made drugs, not something thats given to us by nature... just like water.. trees... grass... Air... Weed is natural and always will be, lie to everyone as much as you like but as stupid as a mass group of ppl can be they will figure it out eventually and then it doesnt' matter what the fucking "government" says because WE THE PEOPLE make the rules not fucking BUSH and not the fucking pigs.. which reminds me... FUCK YOU GREEDY ASS PEICES OF SHIT, i catch a charge and all i hear out of his mouth to his cop buddies are.. " we gunna get together tonite, drink and smoke abit " Oh so you can smoke freely but yet my 20 dollar bag of weed is gunna cost me 2k after it's all said and done.. IT'S A FUCKING JOKE all they want is money, and they can't tax pot so they keep it illegal and rape you for funds even tho it's proven to have medical uses prolly would solve depression among countless other uses, I mean would you rather cut down all our trees or make paper from weed? Your dollar bill could prove that you care about the earth And how long it supports human life. All i hear is "We need more oil lets pollute the bay" How about find an alternative? Why our government cares about money anyway is beyond me, They above anyone else should no that it holds no value over human life.
p.s don't be an idiot and say you would smoke the rope there wouldn't be any thc in it.#$*@#$ Stoners ;) BREED CREATIVITY!! not Greed
Posted by:Dj | Aug 23, 2007 2:14:25 PM
I moved from St. Louis to a shit hole town called St. Francisville go ahead look it up i think its "historic" because it had a train bridge and now its a toll bridge and everytime u wanna cross the border(the state line border)u have to pay 50 cents and i was thinking WOAH if america did that to the mexican border maybe we can make more jobs with that money so they can be here but anywayz thats besides the point. Why im really here sitting in my sisters room, at 11:30 is to say when u go from a big city where u have to look behind ur shoulder everytime a car comes to when ur smoking a joint walkin down the street all u have to do is make sure it dont side burn and also this town has one cop. ONE COP? yea and if they aint good enough he smokes it to! lol but what im sayin this town sux because the only place to buy anything is a convient store that sells bread for 2.50 a loaf to toothpaste for 3 dollars now what the fuck man honestly highway robbery yes i believe so. so im just here to tell you if your moving to a shit hole town bring lots of weed because thats all the people have to do there i mean we have something to do here i think we have like 2 swings? mayb a merry go round and a teeter totter that cant tot when someones teets so love your show carlos i love reading all the comments people leave gives me something to do and god bless mexico
Posted by:T-rev | Aug 31, 2007 9:31:22 PM
fuck the police if they cannot save or protect them fuck them fuckers! why are we suporting them? mabey they should try playing the lottery like everyone eles if they need more suport from civilians. how offten do we here or see them saving people from crimminals? how many goddamb times have we herd about some house getting robbed by burgalars. an police think we should give them more money for doing nothing? this is fucken bullshit! good people are losing jobs an being robbed of what little finance they have it happens an im sick of it!!!!! so the government and our president are evil corruped our police force lazy and greedy no way we support that. not happening and to sure others are aware im spreading the word the only thing people can rely on now is friends and family. so ladies and gentlemen keep your money for yourself dont throw it to the crocked law enforcement agentcies. enough of this shit. oh an bush your time will end motherfucker.
Posted by:patrick wentzell | Oct 22, 2007 5:17:18 PM
yo lessen I think that weed shoud be legel as wel I mean it one was it just a plant .and it way better than alcholl. put the goverment sucks they just dont knew how.to make money off it.also I think it great. and every body shoyd try it. and bush probley IS smokein .and for the deeddeeedeed.thats presendent bush.
Posted by:smokey | Oct 23, 2007 10:47:06 AM
barbara walters is a closet racist. the episode where she had monique on and called her babies critters was uncalled for. and her two coherts were backing her up stating that she didn't mean it bad but everyone's brain was still on that dumbass movie directed by m night shamalama ding dong. you will never see any episode where that bitch is calling a white person's kids critters or anything else for that matter. oh and her friends are just as fucking guilty as her dumb ass. all three should have been slapped especially the blonde and grey headed imperial wizard of the view. the episode happened late july of last year or the year before but for some reason noone that would tolerate that shit didn't see it happen. may all three of them get hemroids the size of melons and herpes the size of silver dollars. merry christmas!
Posted by:allen christ | Feb 3, 2008 1:15:42 PM
hey mencia it sound like you have an uncle tom on your hands with ole ramirez. hey! ramirez freedom of speech is our god damn right fuck stick, so go tell your whining ass story to someone who is really listening or cares for that matter. Grow the fuck up. this is america land of the mencia funny shit that happens. if u don't like it don't watch, its your choice or do you want to argue about whether or not you have the choice dickhead. if you r going to complain about mencia then complain about white comics, black comics etc... that do the same fucking thing and jump on your side know it all.
Posted by:allen christ | Feb 3, 2008 1:26:12 PM
have you ever met someone that is so fuckin stupid that you just cannot understand how they are human and not some form of monkey....
and then you meet thier parents ..... who smoke
and their grandma who smokes
and then you KNOW why weed should never become legal
it depletes your chromosomes people
so your kid will have 3% brain damage that is barely noticable but let it run a few generations and then we will be over run with people who while watching a movie try to tell you about the plot but are so stupid they do not understand what is occuring in the film
it is bad enough right now when kindergarteners answer the question what do you want to do when you grow up? with "i wanna stay home and draw a check like mama does" what does that tell you about the impact we have on the shorties
i dont discriminate i hate everybody equaly but i do have a low tollerance for stupidity
if you want to make a better life that is great no matter who you are it is the american dream im all for some determination but dont come to my job and get all pissy with me and yell "what? ... you dont speak spanish?!" speak american if i ever get to travel better know i will grab a what ever language for dummies book and memorize shit on the journey
want a funny read ? check out the immigration laws for mexico
i love everybody but i wish people wouldnt come over hear and bitch about hating americans
like this racist proffessor at albany st in GA hating black folk
dude if you dont like it change it or leave this is america you have that kind of potential here do what ever in the persuit of your happiness not in the persuit of bringing down everyone around you
pop a few zig zigglers and get over your self
Carlos i love you because you say what everyone else is thinking and you can get away with it .... of course if you were white it wouldnt be like that but hey no hatoraide on this end
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