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Ok Dude so weed is not Legal Why not? It is just a plant and it is natural. Legalize WEED :)
Posted by:Ryan Carlile | May 14, 2007 1:34:54 PM
yeee
leagalize it
the native americans found it..all it is is a plant that fucks you up a bit..
who gives a fuck if ppl wanna get high..i mean..i c if they do it while they're driving or in public..thats not cool..but like, if ur chillin at home or some shit, who cares? you only live once, and if u wanna be trippin balls the whole time, why should anyone else give a fuck?
im just sayin this shit cuz Ryan Carlile started it..
Posted by:Michael Vargas | May 14, 2007 3:01:21 PM
I don't want to send you a video rant, but here is one for you. It may be a little more than a 30 second read...but...
Is this the most f**ked up thing ever, or is it just me?
Cymbalta. It's a drug to treat depression. It is marketed with this warning (if you've seen the commercial you may be familiar):
"Patients starting therapy should be observed closely for worsening depression symptoms, suicidal thoughts or behavior, or unusual changes in behavior."
So......
You take this magic little happy pill. It will "relieve your depression symptoms", BUT it may make you suicidal? Uhhh...isn't suicide, or shouldn't it be, considered a symptom of depression?
In any case, if you take Cymbalta, you will be - what? - more likely to smile while you slit your wrists in the bathtub?
Lovely.
Now the clincher: This drug is marketed to (supposedly) target major depression.
"How Cymbalta Works
Cymbalta offers relief for the emotional and physical symptoms associated with depression. It may help restore the balance of two naturally-occurring chemicals in the brain and body that experts believe are related to major depressive disorder." (Source: Cymbalta.com)
What the f**k? It will do all this great stuff - cure your chemical imbalance so you will always smile like you just got layed - but it will not get rid of your suicidal tendencies. In fact, it may just make them worse.
WOW! What a miracle drug! Let's get everyone on a prescription.
Posted by:Jay | May 14, 2007 4:19:02 PM
I Hate Presidente Gorge Bush
El es un racist
Mexico used to own Tejas
Posted by:Alexis | May 14, 2007 4:59:33 PM
hell yeah legalize dumb ass bush is probaly smoking weed right now. he just wants it all form himself. let us have some bush you weed hog. he probaly has a weed farm down in south america. its all natural. so legalize weed what do i care.
Posted by:go fuck your self bush | May 14, 2007 5:01:51 PM
dude i can rant bout one of my friends better than Carlos can!!!!!!!!!! id be like, my friend is so fat when we be runnin in gym everyone be on da floor cause his tities are huge and hit ppl!!!! and id like ask him what his bra size is!!!!! lol!!!
Posted by:Ted | May 14, 2007 7:10:57 PM
Hmm, weed??
weel I think it should be either legalized, or then just illegalize ciarettes...
Cigarettes kills like weed does, but atleast WEED gives an effect of happiness, and u notice it while smoking.
What do cigarettes do? they help you get rid of stress or what?? I don't know because I've lost track of whose depressed from what and whose not depressed. So if people are allowed to get cancer from cigarettes, let them get it from weed too, atleast they are happy while getting sick. Cigarettes don't do shit for nobody, all it is is addicting, and most kids out there start smokin it because they think that they are cool for doing it...
But WTF is so bad about weed???? tell me?
btw I hate the smoke of weed and cigarettes, I don't smoke at all, but I HATE nonsense EVEN MORE!!!
Posted by:Abno | May 14, 2007 7:17:28 PM
i'm under age so i can't send a video but here's a rant i thought of:
video games
i love to play video games but the parents need to wise up about them. there should be a class to parent on what to buy for there kids. there is a reason for the rating system. it's so inocint little jacob that is 10 years old doesn't become horny after playing dead or alive. it's r for restricted not r for responcible. clerks at stores should ask if they have children and how old they are. parents who buy over aged games for children are r for retarded.
what do you think?
Posted by:kingdomhearts adict | May 14, 2007 7:59:43 PM
YOU SUCK, CARLOS MENCIA, now let me tell you why. There are very few people on tv that i dislike and even fewer that i HATE, so congratulations, you are one of the select few. First of all, let me express that I am in AWE that you are able to stay on tv as long as you have. I personally don't know one person who likes your show. You humor is idiotic and cover up the fac racist. You try tot that you have nothing funny to say with bigoted jokes and then rebuke your critics with idiot interpretations of your "freedom of speech". Let me tell you something: freedom of speech doesn't mean you have the right to say whatever you want even if you offend other people. Freedom of speech means that you have the right to express your political views and rally support for alternative ideas. It does NOT mean you get to go on TV and say whatever offensive, half baked comments you can think up. All what your 'humor' does is remind people of all of the dated racial prejudices that have plagued our society for centuries. Good job for being one of the foremost personalities on television reversing any progress people have made towards ending racism.
Posted by:Jose Ramirez | May 15, 2007 12:22:03 AM
Aw, Carlos doesn't suck, now take it back before you hurt someones feelings. There are always people like this, just because you take things too seriously~~ Oh my gosh, you hate him! Is it the end of the world yet? =P
If you think his "offensive, half baked comments" are that bad, then why not get your own TV show and state it? Have fun with that! Anyway, most comedians make racial comments, etc. If you can't laugh at yourself, then don't watch comedy shows.
We HAVE made progress in ending racism, and we still have a long way to go. You never know if it will end, or continue. You have one life, so don't take everything too seriously or personally.
~Live, Laugh, Love~
Posted by:Toast | May 15, 2007 1:35:55 PM
I'm onto you Mr. Mencia.
When your special, "No Strings Attached" came out, I thought it was odd that you made some of the same arguments I have been making for years. Odd, but not remarkable.
After a year of watching Mind of Mencia, it is quite obvious that you have bugged my home and are using my material for your own personal gain.
I was mad, but my wife pointed out that your success with my material actually means my views have much wider acceptance in this country than they do in my home town. Maybe I should move?
Anyway
You are a man after my own heart and mind, keep doing what you do, and maybe together we can erase some of the ignorance that drives us both to rant.
The "Real" Carlos Mencia
Posted by:Scooter Marett | May 15, 2007 1:45:23 PM
I don't want to rant, but I'll start with advertising: It's not what ads say but what they don't say:
We've all heard "A Diamond is Forever." What they don't say: "A Diamond is HERS Forever."
"50 per cent of all cars that come into AAMCO don't need a new transmission"...But we sell them one anyway.
"Best of Geraldo" - Isn't that an oxymoron?
Hormel used to sponsor a NASCAR with the name "Spam" on it. How ironic, because one good crash and the driver would be Minced Meat in a Can.
One of the drug companies is doing a study on a drug for schizophenia and they actually start their commecial by saying "Do you or someone you know suffer from schizophrenia?"
A Technical School has their spokesperson saying "Attending this school is a family tradition, even my son Tony, always the wild one, now has a career in Criminal Justice." ...Does this mean he's doing 20 to Life?
Have you every heard of the Japanese Cellist Yo Yo Ma? If he was black would his name be Yo Ma Ma?
Why do they call it Ball Room Dancing when they all wear such tight pants? Especially that Mario Lopez.
Who are the Virgin Islands trying to kid with that name? They're right next to Peurto Rico!!!
Thank You
Posted by:Chris Reulbach | May 15, 2007 2:03:23 PM
the thing that pisses me off the most is when i walk into wal-mart. whenever i walk in, i always have to walk in the exit because people are too fucking stupid to realize you exit out of the exit and enter in the enter doors. thats why it says exit and enter over the stupid fucking doors!
Posted by:johnny clutch | May 15, 2007 3:04:46 PM
Your show is great because it is all true and makes sense if your not stupid. I dont own a video camera so i was wondering if this would count.
I was at my little sisters after school powerpoint presentaion that her and her first grade class had been working on. Now at the end of the presentation one of the Mothers was asking questions. So after a while the teacher cut in and said what a shame it would be that next year children that were in pre-k through 2nd would not get computers because they had learned so much. Now these are first graders. so of course next year they would be in a second grade. The women who had been asking questions stands up and asks if that means her child would be in compuetrs next year. So the teacher retorted(this is hilarious)that no, your kid is so special that we are going to let him go into computers and not let the other kids in his class.
Heres another funny one, My friends grandpa is great. he is a hilarious because he understands what he is saying and it still sounds stupid. For instance, a couple of days ago his son said that one day the ciggarettes are gonna kill him. So Grandpa retorts, no son it isn't gonna be the bigarettes and the tabocco, its only if you eat the white bit that you hold it kills you. This may not sound so funny but he is hilarious.
I hate stupid people when they think their funny. I mean their just sitting their and they say something like your mom is so fat that she eats McDonalds. and the they start cracking up.
Now last of all Jose, up thier. Freedom of speech means you ca say what you want. Go read the declaration. You have no right telling carlos what to do. Sucks for you if you have no sense of humor and are just ticked because your friends think carlos is funnier than you.
Thanks for your time carlos
Posted by:Adam Marriott | May 15, 2007 6:07:47 PM
Hi im dan and im 16. In my travels with my dad i keep seeing gas stations with the most misleading names. I saw a usa/us gas, American gas, the states gas, Gas of america, and my favorite, Home country gas. Every single one owned by...Der da der...Habeeb. They need to call gas stations by there real names. For instance, How about...our prices suck gas, We dont speak english gas, And as my grandmom said...bush stole this gas.
Posted by:Dan S. | May 15, 2007 7:36:39 PM
What the fucks with the war, I mean didn't bush say that we were done over there. I mean the bastard was like, "We are going to pull out of Iraq." This idiot is like...Dededee. Bush is a douche. Just make up your mind say if we are going to pull out or not...I mean it's like when a virgin is having sex for the first time, "Should I pull out now, I feel like we should, but I just can't." He wants the money and oil just as much as virgin wants pussy. We are the strongest country in the world...Well we were and now that bush is over there we are turning into a third world country. Idiot. Come on and make up your mind or we will impeach your ass douche.
Posted by:John Martinez | May 15, 2007 7:40:16 PM
I hate everyone thinking they are gonna be a big rapper, making money, and having all the girls they want. Thats all bullshit with what the fuck they rap about. These fuckers live in the suburbs. I see these videos try to show these guys having nice houses expensive cars they go bankrupt on. And the fact rap has gone down hill turning to shit day and day. The good rap was the old school shit, with today it fuckin sucks, and thats my rant, i will post another one
Posted by:Michael Torres | May 15, 2007 7:40:45 PM
Lookie here beaner, I'm so white, I could hide in sour creme... I see alot of those fuckin' black dumbasses starting trouble for no reason, always in packs, yes there are other groups that start trouble too, but not like the blacks, black people are the only ones that would bring a gun or a knife to a fist fight. Because of this, I can't live normally, I got an extra eye surgecly implanted in the back of my head to see whats goin on behind me. Why the fuck did they stay here? America finally set them free, but they just stayed here, aparently the steryotype is true, they are so fuckin' lazy they don't even wanna go back to their shitty continent... Seriously, lazy assholes can't take tests, they have to rob, what the shit!?!!! I'm afraid of getting into a fight with them because I always feel like I'm going to start eating away at his/her innards after he/she is unconcious, but if they live, I'm afraid I'd end up like Daniel from American History X. I'm friggin' serious, people should take a test to get into this country and to stay in this country, that includes you Bush and your 10g of cocaine in the soul of your shoe. Watch, after this is implemented, the population will drop so low, we'll be stealing people from Europe or Canada...
Also, there are two kinds of black people N werd and Black people, difference? N Word: What I described above, Black People: Just like well educated white people... but... brown.
So on that note, please replace "Black" with the N word in my first paragraph.
Posted by:Annonymous. I love games! | May 15, 2007 7:43:04 PM
Yes legalizing weed should be done simply cause after all it is harmless, more so then alcohol. Think about it, both alcohol and weed are anti-depresants but which one can be fatal if taken too much.....only alcohol. Gov't says that weed is a drug, well so is alcohol once you have consumed more than a certain amount (also it can be considered a controlled substance), the only difference is weed wont kill you, now or ever. Who has ever heard of a weed over dose or weed poisining, no one I know. If anything alcohol should be illegalized and weed legalized. All I ever want to do when i get high is have fun, enjoy myself and relax, with alcohol I get violent and black out. Tell me who has ever had a hang over from weed??? How many weed related incidents have we seen or heard of??? If ever there was an incident when weed was detected in a persons system after an accident then it's probably weed smoked from an earlier time and only because weed lasts in your body system for about 4-6 weeks, in other words, that weed was from days maybe even weeks ago. Furthermore, a weed high generally only lasts about 3 hours then you're back to normal or you are having a good nights sleep. We should all get together and set up some kind of group to help supporters vote to legalize marijuana.
Posted by:Andres | May 15, 2007 7:47:32 PM
lol! Weed! I think they should legalize WEED. awwwwwwwwwww. FUCK they should even poot it in gas staions. YO corlose my name is Joseph Flowers and im 12 years old see ya later. beener nater!!! :0 P.S hey my brother Josh Nelson thinks your a rasest Bick. I dont eevn know what the hell a bick is but im sick of him saying shit about you. I think your awsome but he does not. should I tell him to go Fuck is homeless piece of shit ass? P.S.S please if you put this on your show then please leave out the sware words. cuzz my mom will bitch slap me sidewase. pease man and remember veva la beaner.
Posted by:Joseph | May 15, 2007 7:56:48 PM
yo corlose fuck it if i get in trouble put it up if ya wana
veva la beaner
Posted by:Joseph | May 15, 2007 7:59:30 PM
I have two bones to pick. The people responding above me are for the most part retards. Apparently no one that wants to legalize it has ever learned what economics is. Secondly, I am a guero in San Antonio. Why, in the virgin Mary's name do mexicans stop at yield signs? It makes no sense. The on ramp means get on and merge, not do 20 and stop at the end of the ramp. No estacionamiento cabrones.
Posted by:Jeff Reinsfelder | May 15, 2007 8:08:11 PM
I don't have a video thing to send for so you can rant so here it is:
I'm 16 and as you know I am in high school and there is a few things I've realized.For example white bitches complain to much. Most of them say "oh my boyfriend cheated on me and gave me AIDS" me in that situation I would say: "1. I am 16 do you think I care? 2. Could you not touch my food I'm not getting what have. 3. Your a slut and 4. why in the hell are you talking to me when you know I dont fucking care" Dont get me wrong I am white too but only half so the beaner part of me is looking at that couch bag with the wallet in full view. "hey man could I have a dollar?" Another thing I've realized is this girl that sits with me in lunch. I called her a bitch thinking she would shut up. But little did I know that she would come up to me and say: "I know I am a bitch and I am sorry for that but could you not call me that name" I'm like what the fuck. It like a crack head telling a random person on the street that he or she is a crack head apologizing for it then a few minuets later asking for crack. What the hell is with people. I cant stress it enough when people bitch to me all I wanted was a dollar. Another I have realized. Beaners wont admit that they are beaners. They say "no I am from El Salvador or from Hondurus, I'm no mexican" hey wet back you cant deny the truth. Even I admit I am a beaner. Whats to complain about when you stop to rest by a store and people hand you money. Finally someone gave me a dollar!
Posted by:Patience Johnson | May 15, 2007 8:51:06 PM
mira jose ramirez may you should stop being so stuped and not take thing to seriusly firts of all carlos give the funny view of the thing he talks about and and freedom of speech its about speaking your mind you stuped idiot and you said that you hate carlos but you problabli said that so he can read your mail in his show you fucking fagget ass stuped muther fucker now i'm DOMINICAN and i personally think that mencia show it's the greatest and so do many people so JOSE RAMIREZ why don't you go and fuck your self. oh and you problabli mad because you ain't laughtin PUSSY .
Posted by:VIRGILIO PENA | May 15, 2007 10:17:37 PM
The guy before me had a comment about a prescription drug so i decided to copy and paste a blog that i wrote in here about another prescription drug. if you like the following type www.myspace.com/cuatdrak into your browser and check out my others.
Lipozene
Current mood: shifting blame
comedy central is a popular channel at de la casa and the lipozene (a 'miracle' weight loss pill) commercial is a popular commercial on said popular channel. i hate that commercial. i want it gone. so i figured out how to go about it using logic which is a luxury that i, a guy, has. the company has got to fold under. that means take away the need for them. in the commercial, old lady barbie said this, 'it's not your fault'. there it is. i have to find out whose fault it is. who's been sitting on the couch, feeding their face, and reaping the rewards of the countless hours that YOU spend at the gym while YOU pile on THEIR pounds? well, i know whose fault it is. the same guy that can make a hummer full of people appear out of thin air, walk on water, and pull a supermodel out of a bag. chris angel, the mindfreak. that's who it is. the guy has been eating for like two hundred million in between shows and with the use of his magic passing the pounds on to YOU while he stays fit. so it's not YOUR fault that the hours at the gym that you fat people undoubtedly spend aren't paying off. it's chris angel's. so now i got to take him out. YOU will undoubtedly finally get the stellar body that you've been working SO hard for and lipozene will finally fall and i can enjoy comedy central the way it was intended before the days of lipozene. and if i'm wrong and it's not chris angel, don't worry. i'm sure it still isn't your fault. just need to find out whose laying around, eating shitloads of food all day, and passing the pounds on to you while you're hard at it at the gym.
Posted by:Cole | May 15, 2007 10:20:09 PM
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