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RANT SUBMISSIONS: "HIRE A FREAKING NANNY"

May 24, 2007 AT 10:42AM | Comments (10)

Great work on the competition! Check out another rant - that  just might be the winner!
Carlos has been watching them all - and he laughed at this one. There's still time...

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Hey this one goes for Carlos Mencia

If you are not maxican stop acting like one and stop telling jokes about mexicans why don't you tell jokes about hondurenos since thats where you came from.

Posted by:Horacio | May 24, 2007 6:13:58 PM

horacio learn how to f*ckin spell mexican.

Posted by:brat | May 25, 2007 2:25:37 PM

horacio suck my dick hes mexican im mexican ur mom is polish and ur dads a woman

Posted by:i dont give a f*** | May 26, 2007 8:35:53 PM

Horacio let me give you a little lesson about mencia before you put your foot in you mouth aging. Mencia was born in Honduras but his Mother is MEXICAN so their for that makes him mexican also. as for been calling us wetback and beaners i dont know if you do but all latino not just mexicans are beaners and wetbacks. PENDEJO.

Posted by:Olmedo | May 29, 2007 9:49:38 AM

carlos mencia might be the biggest fag alive. all he does is rant on mexicans... his real name isn't even carlos mencia... it's ned holness... NED!! it doesn't get any whiter than that. stop trying to make yourself sound more mexican than you really are. his jokes suck and he has NO creativity what so ever. NED HOLNESS- your show is painful to watch because you are such an awful comedian. how you got a show and money will forever boggle my mind. by the way i am from montana and hearing your "JOKE" about from "when you were in montana" was a perfect example of your inaccurate profiling. your skits suck, your show sucks, and most of all, YOU SUCK AT WHAT YOU DO!!!

Posted by:fuck you mencia | May 31, 2007 12:57:10 AM

Hey this goes to you fuck you mencia He might have a "white" name but his mother that is Mexican gave that to him is real name is Ned Mencia thats whats on his birth certificate the holness last name is his dads but his mom didnt want to give him that last name. You just hateing because he must of dised you poor montana. GET OVER IT. And stop talking out your ass your talk with nothing to back up what you say you need to do some research on people before you talk. OH yeah and listen here stupid white is just a skin color it not a race their are hispanics that are white their are africans that are white their are asians that are white. White is just a color Ignorant. So Mencia is not white if you havent noticed. pssss HIS BROWN.

Posted by:Olmedo | Jun 1, 2007 10:58:41 AM

As a former Marine who served so that Carlos can say what he wants, when he wants, I appreciate his humor. He pokes fun at everyone and holds all of us up to the light of day. If you can't take it, go somewhere else, Horacio. However, I got on this section to comment on the Rant by the young lady about hiring a nanny. It was the absolute best of all the rants submitted. Like Carlos, she held the stupidity of the people whose daughter was kidnapped up to the same ridicule that Carlos is so good at. If she didn't win the contest, she surely should have.

Posted by:Bob | Jun 1, 2007 1:14:40 PM

Horacio, ur an asshole. get a life u worthless piece of S**t. he's a beaner so if you don't like, go f**k yourself!!!

Posted by:Jessie | Jun 9, 2007 10:08:13 AM

pretty good but i rele dont think it should b the winner it has a very good point which most lack and its funny which others lack but i duno jus not enough rant in it

Posted by:aaron addison | Jun 21, 2007 6:32:38 PM

HE STEALS JOKES!!!!! WHAT ABOUT THAT SHIT?

Posted by:FUCKIN FRAUD | Aug 31, 2007 10:05:31 AM

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