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Coming soon to the big screen is Die Hard IV - also known as Live Free or Die Hard. I love this series, and if you're like me you can't wait until it comes out. But won't stop me from talking about. I read this story on the internet and it really pissed me off. They announced that the film is going to be rated PG-13. Are 
you freaking kidding me? All the other ones were rated R. This is bullshit. How can you rate a movie PG-13 when it's big catch phrase is Yippee Kay-Yeah Motherfucker! That phrase alone is worth the R rating. What is he gonna say, YippeKay-Yeah Mellon-farmer? Mother Banger? Mother Teresa?
If you guys have any better replacements - let me know.
Why do they do this, so 13 year old kids can go? It's not they care about it. When the first one came out they weren't even born. I've invested time into the series.
Then I did a little research and learned that PG-13 movies are allowed one curse word. Hmmm! I wonder what word that will be? Maybe the one that's on the God Damn Billboards. Then I started thinking..Holy shit...that's the only curse word in the movie? What's McClaine going to yell when he gets thrown through a glass window, or gets shot, "Oh Fudgeroonies!" or "Oh, fiddle sticks!" (BAD GUY) Did you just say, Fiddle sticks?" (MCLAINE) "Yeah. I only get one curse word and I don't get to say it until the final seen. If I don't say it...the fans will kill me."
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sup carlos, hey your right man you cant make the first 3 movies in a series rated R and then make the forth PG-13. What the hell is that about what kind of dumbass's will change the rating to a movie by that much. Rated R means if your 17 or under u need an adult PG-13 you gotta be 13 thats a difference of 4 years! whoever set the rating on this thing had to have failed third grade math
Posted by:Steven | Jun 22, 2007 7:57:09 PM
Wha zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! Or he may get shot and say "Oh fruitypebbles!" Ok this crap about a movie that has had its rated changed....."its bull shit" I mean come on why the hell would they change it right?
that guy who did it must be a real "Dededeee" But i think they did that so younger people can see it, no bull shit i always go to the thearther and watch rated r movies and iam 15 lol...ok you know what Carlos, i think there ganna change the rating back to R cuse in some movies i seen that acually happen, but why? why the hell they post on the internet rated pg-13? Well this is why........DEDEDEEEEEE thats why! they asume that the moive is ok for pg-13 but when they test it out and watch it there ganna see that there movie is supose to be rated R!!!But Carlos if the movie dosent change its rated then that means the movie isent ganna be as good as the other ones...there problaly ganna say yippee kay- yeah mother freaker!!!!Change the fuck to freak............."Oh freak!" hey whata freaks your problem eh cabron!" or freak you beach!"
Posted by:Joshua Paz | Jun 22, 2007 11:22:43 PM
Whata hell is going on with the police eh? One time there where a bunch of gang bangers in front ata corner if a store called bubus and they where wakling all suspiscouis about it and on of em starts makeing trouble..so my friends mom calls the police and reports whats happening.
....But the police never came!! i swear to god carlos they came an hour later!!! and we were stuck at the gasoline staion for that long and the acualy got in a fight with some other gang!!no shoot out though thank god but los pendejos left after 30 minutes...where the fuck the police went? eh
Shit they where problamy drinking coffe and eating dounuts.
Posted by:Joshua Paz | Jun 22, 2007 11:33:55 PM
JOKE ABOUT OUR RACES AND WHY GOD MADE US THIS COLOR
OK CARLOS I HOPE THIS IS FUNNY...in the beiging god made earth ok after he made humans. Ok while he made humans he made them just like the gingerbread man..and adam and eav came out whiter then sour cream. After that, god countined to make people...one mistake he did was on some of the humans he forgot top shape there eyes and they came out looking pinched and thats how chines people where made...one day god put some in the oven to make them and god was really tired so he took a rest...but he rested to much so the humans started to burn a little and all the humans got up and ran and trid climbing over the oven and they all made it out..well half burned..and thats how the latinos where made..thats why we r so good at crossing and climbing over the border. Another time god forgot about pair of humans he put in the oven but this time he closed the oven really tight...and the humans were burnnig and they where smokeing and god smelled the burn he ran to the oven and he saw the humans jumping and jumping and running all over the inside the oven..until one of the humans fianlly jumped high inof to lossen up the door of the oven and out they cam running all burned and crispy dark black....and thats how the blacks where made,,thats why they are so good at jumping and running..lol...wow i never really thought that god would do so meany misstakes and make him self look like a dededeeeeeee...
Posted by:Joshua Paz | Jun 22, 2007 11:55:25 PM
live free and die hard? come on we all know that LIVING IS HARD AND DIEING IS FREE
living is hard becuse you risk every day of getting your ass shot or if you dont have mnoey or work your fucked up....now on the other hand you have dieing free....any one can die and its free every day you risk of dieing oh you could just jump off a cliff then you would die hard,,,oh i mean really hard!!and you could live free..if you where as rich as bill gates.
Posted by:Joshua Paz | Jun 23, 2007 12:08:52 AM
hey carlos...you think you could mention my name on one of you your shows one day?
i mean i would rea.....haaa fuck this you dont even read and reasponed back to this crap any ways.
Posted by:Joshua Paz | Jun 23, 2007 12:12:43 AM
infact none of the celebreties never reaspone back its just freaken anoyying!!
Posted by:Joshua Paz | Jun 23, 2007 12:14:50 AM
I got one YipeeKay-Yeah Man i wish Demi didn't leave me
Posted by:Jonathan Ramirez | Jun 23, 2007 8:57:18 AM
KFC....who realy made this chiken shit?
Let me tell you something, kfc kenntuy fried chiken has been here since , i dont know but i do know that that white old bastered on kfc box and posters isent really the inventer of this chiken shit.
Frist of all black people are the ones that make good ass chiken so that leaves use with one clue...the inventer the the kfc is probaly black, not white! (black old man) oh yeah this chiken ganna make me rich as a mother fucka! (white old man) Oh how do you make this good ass chiken shit? (black old man) How this chicken is my serect but i can tell you just a few things i put in this, weed and bird shit! (white old man) oh you gotta give me the secret recipie for this! (black old man) Look i cant give you this dame recipe period! (white old man) Liten you negro bastered! i want that chicken recipie now! (black old man) whata fuck you say ya white fire craker! This is my invetion and its all mine, my chicken bitch! (white old man) Ok negro how much you want for it? (black old man) Shiiiit this aint for sail this is ganna make me rich as hell like all them crakers.(white old man)Ok you son of a negro bitch, give it or il shoot the black out of you! (black old man) Oh ok so you wanna shoot me eh? Well how a bout we settle this like real men, put that dmae gun down and take your fists out come on iam funna woop ya old sagy white ass fire cracker!(gun shot- pow pow pow) (white old man) Dumass negro, thinks iam acually ganna fight a black person...hell no i wasent ganna let him kick my ass! Konw this food ganna make me richer haha...And so know you know the real inventer was black but he was killed by that white old bastered and he named it kfc when it should have been named afc- AFRICAN FIRD CHICKEN....our chicken shit is 100% pure african chicken
Posted by:Joshua Paz | Jun 23, 2007 11:32:26 AM
I can't believe they made this movie PG-13. how fucking stupid is that.It is so funny to me that parents get nervous when thier kids hear a curse word in a movie but they could give a shit if thier kids see someone getting shot or blown up as the resolution to a problem.
Posted by:Tyler V | Jun 24, 2007 2:34:18 PM
cursing is allowed in PG-13 movies, but the word fuck can only be said once... so hopefully we will still hear a few shits...
Posted by:Matt | Jun 24, 2007 7:56:24 PM
Are white people have to be such f#@!%! gay pussus
Posted by:carlos | Jun 25, 2007 4:37:14 PM
what the hell is wrong with f#@!$% white people WINE IT COMES TO JOKES THEy look gay
Posted by:anthony | Jun 25, 2007 4:45:03 PM
carlos you are right the crocedile man dizerv to die cause he was tring to have but sex with all the animals that he saw.Me and carlos are f$#@!% mexicans.
Posted by:anthony | Jun 25, 2007 4:52:19 PM
okay there are some bad typers and spellers on the internet. learn how to spell your damn words, no one is ever going to take you seriously when you type words that a three year old couldn't understand. But anyways, I never noticed that PG-13 movies where only allowed one curse word, that made think that there are alot of movies that need to have their ratings changed.
Posted by:billy-mutha-fuckin-bob | Jun 25, 2007 6:48:43 PM
Helloooo Carlos. Personally when I found out there was a Die Hard 4 coming out, I went "aww Sh#t....not another one." I do think dumbing it down to PG-13 is a touch much though. The character's whole persona is geared around the cowboy line, and when ya take that little sarcastic line away, it's well....another tired save the girl action flick. Yippy-Ki-Yea Mother Fluffer...Mother Plucker?? Nope, it doesn't work.
Posted by:Beth | Jun 25, 2007 8:30:28 PM
NED carlos mencia STEALS ALL HIS JOKES FROM OTHER COMICS. MENCIA WAS ALWAYS AN ANNOYING LITTLE BITCH. BUT I FOUND A VIDEO ONLINE THAT PROVES NOT ONLY THAT HES A LITTLE BITCH BUT ALSO THAT HE
STEALS
ALL
HIS
JOKES
FROM OTHER COMICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:BAES1 | Jun 25, 2007 9:09:20 PM
lol hahaha
I know man. If its pg 13. you already know its ganna have a lot of restrictions for older audiences. Man I actually wanted to see it but.. Im not too sure now lol
Posted by:SJ | Jun 26, 2007 4:26:22 PM
Yo Carlos. I'm 13 years old and I have Been seeing Rated-R Movies since I was ten. From a teen's perspective, PG-13 movies don't have meaning anymore. Its basically a Rated-R movie with more F-words. If you hear it once, what the hell difference does it make if you hear it twice?!?
F**k (thats edgy)
F**k F**k (OH MY GOD!!! THATS RATED-R MAN YOU CANT SHOW THAT MAAAAN!!!!)
It doesn't make sense
Posted by:Steven | Jun 28, 2007 4:53:12 PM
Yo Carlos. I'm 13 years old and I have Been seeing Rated-R Movies since I was ten. From a teen's perspective, PG-13 movies don't have meaning anymore. Its basically a Rated-R movie with more F-words. If you hear it once, what the hell difference does it make if you hear it twice?!?
F**k (thats edgy)
F**k F**k (OH MY GOD!!! THATS RATED-R MAN YOU CANT SHOW THAT MAAAAN!!!!)
It doesn't make sense
Posted by:Steven | Jun 28, 2007 4:54:51 PM
fuck the rate ratings ppl dont learn to say ass fuck bitch or shit from movies. i learned most of those at religous school.oh and those whiny bitchs that keep calling Carlos a theif,go have an threesome with Joe Rogan and mel gibson.
Posted by:Howie | Jul 4, 2007 12:30:18 AM
Carlos: You were much better before going over the top with insulting all peoples. Your language and routines have lost much of their humor. I am sorry to tell you this but it is how I feel. I am a guy who likes comedy, especially stand up.
Posted by:Drmcar | Jul 7, 2007 7:22:52 PM
So Carlos, I'm 13 and your right- I'm totally not interested in this movie. And this whole curse- thing reminds me of going into 6th grade. Everyone was always saying f*** and they were like, "hey, we're big- bad middle- schoolers now. We can curse 'cause we're cool!"
I actually heard you can get away with three F- words in a PG13 movie.
Posted by:Angelina | Jul 12, 2007 8:22:01 PM
Hey Carlos, about the whole "Letting you know if we have a better replacement thing," I have one. How about he just doesn't say anything and shoots the mother-fucking idiot. And I thought they could say teh F word twice before R rated? And one last thing, R-rated movies mean jack shit when you have a 19 year old sister who buys a lot of the most kick-ass R-rated movies all the time when they come out on DVD.
Posted by:Jew-Boy | Jul 15, 2007 9:43:00 PM
giving this movie a pg-13 rating is like giving "300" a G rating.
Posted by:Nnamdi Odoazu | Aug 23, 2007 4:43:26 PM
you freaking kidding me? All the other ones were rated R. This is bullshit. How can you rate a movie PG-13 when it's big catch phrase is Yippee Kay-Yeah Motherfucker! That phrase alone is worth the R rating. What is he gonna say, YippeKay-Yeah Mellon-farmer? Mother Banger? Mother Teresa? 
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