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Quote of the Year (PART ONE)

June 12, 2007 AT 10:05AM | Comments (2)

Vote for your favorite quote of the year!

Below I have listed the best quotes from each episode.
I know you love voting for things, American idol fans - so what are you waiting for.

307ti #1. A victim of suicide. How Can you be a victim of something you did to yourself? Doesn't victim imply that you had nothing to do with it? Under those rules, I'm a masturbation victim. (EPISODE 7 WINNER)


Carlitam #2. My cousin, Gisella, has been pregnant for the last ten years. Her vagina is like a clown car. (EPISODE 6 WINNER)



Club_carlosti #3. Cause if I let her in my front door, she''ll let me in her back door. (EPISODE 5 WINNER)



14epsidoe_4ti #4. This is how much it sucks for white people. In order for you to hear the things you want to say but can't...you had to tune in to hear a Beaner say it for you. You're welcome, crackers. (EPISODE 4 WINNER)


Episode_3m #5. "If you're gonna say Dee-Dee-Dee, say it right! It's three syllables.
      It's Dee, followed by Dee, followed by Dee!" (EPISODE 3 WINNER)



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#6. Saddam is not the only one hung around here!" (EPISODE 2 WINNER)


          




Carlosaurti_2 #7."Your Mom is so hot...I'd bang her in front of my wife."
                                            (EPISODE 1 WINNER)

Comments

Hey you wetback son of a bitch.....we thought you were cancelled....glad to know you will be back in July......you are the funniest son of a bitch I have ever seen...and on a more serious note...comedy like yours is what it takes to end hate.....hey we are all a bunch of dee dee dees just trying to get by....your awesome dude....

Posted by:Jamie Tipton | Jun 13, 2007 5:58:02 PM

"This is how much it sucks for white people." Carlos, I still laugh my happy white cracked ass off about that one. Seems the funniest things you can say are the ones that strike closest to home. Keep tellin the truth.

Posted by:Michael Kelly | Jun 15, 2007 5:10:11 PM

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