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CASE - “ARKANSAS DAD SUES LIBRARY OVER LESBIAN BOOK”
JUDGE CARLOS
A Christian conservative father is suing a Arkansas public library because his two teenage sons were“accidently” exposed to Lesbianism in a bok called “The Whole Lesbian Sex Book” while looking for military books. He claims his sons we’re greatly disturbed by their discovery and apparently underwent many sleepless nights as a result. Yeah, but it wasn’t because of the lesbianism. It was their permanent erection. This father wanted his two teenage sons to read about military stuff instead of panooche? When they end up with their big, shiny helmet in some dude's foxhole, he's going to wish they looked at naked women instead.
GHOST OF JOHNNIE COCHRAN
Watching lesbian sex will not keep you from heaven.
If it did, there’s no way I would have been let in.
JUDGE CARLOS
Rules in favor of the library, and orders them to stock the shelf with lesbian literature.
Anything that makes dudes in Arkansas to open a book, is okay by me.
Comments
You can't sue a library for having a book! I don't give a shit where in the library the book was, or who was reading it who shouldn't. If you go into a library and get pissed off that your kid found a book about something you don't agree with, make them give the fucking book back to the library and let it go. Don't sue the God-damn library because it did its job - which was to have books that anyone could read at any time. I support Carlos' ruling on the case and hope the courts did too. I mean fuck man who cares if two teenage boys found a book about lesbianism. They probably know all about everything they want to know about lesbians from porn sites.
Posted by:Jew-Boy | Jul 15, 2007 9:56:02 PM
hey,carlos i am 10 and i watch ur show and i am just wondering why do i hear my mom's bed rocking when her bofriend is here?
Posted by:Sydney | Jul 16, 2007 12:38:23 AM
I find it if funny when they say "accidently" exposed. If you pick up a book that has the word "Lesbian" on it and you read it thats not an accident. Are we going to start suing every place now just because we see something in it we might not like? Its bullshit.
Posted by:Dawn Erickson | Jul 16, 2007 12:28:39 PM
It is soooo obvious that the boys were not 'accidently' doing anything. When I was at the mall two girls were making out. None of the boy were going 'ewww!!! Look away!!'. No, they were staring. And drueling. Staring and drueling...
Posted by:Angelina | Jul 16, 2007 4:46:46 PM
Hands down the worst show/comedian in the history of television/comedy. Carlos Mencia does for comedy what the holocaust did for the jews, except the holocaust wasn't as brutal, it made more sense, and was slightly less of a crime against humanity.
Carlos Mencia's jokes have no range outside of weak observations about race, nor do they contain an ounce of originality. When I talk about the show being a horrendous atrocity, I'm not reffering to the show being overly racist, in fact that has almost nothing to do with it. It's the constructs of the jokes themselves. They're pitiful attempts at humor. They lack any kind of intelligence whatsoever, so little in fact, that his comedy is barely one notch above a clown slipping on a banana peel. 80% of his jokes don't even have a punch line, they are just stereotypes examined to the point of obscurity.
The following paragraph is specifically for Carlos...
Yelling a joke doesn't make it funnier. Doing little twitches while telling a joke doesn't make it funnier. Pointing at the camera or various people in the audience doesn't make it funnier. Laughing hysterically at your own jokes doesn't make them funnier. Relying on stereotypes for 99.8% of your material doesn't make you funnier. Having your own show doesn't make you funny. Your not funny, nor are you by any means a respected comedian, but rather, you are a commercialized joke, a fat vulture feeding on the remains of the Chappelle show. Perhaps when you take the time to construct a joke coherently, rather than fall back on "in-yo-face"-it y, will you truly know what it means to be a comedian.
What's that you say, Carlos speaks the truth? He's brave for saying what we're all thinking and people just need to lighten up? Well then I have good news for all you Mencia fans: We can all be Carlos Mencia! Its easier than you think. Just take a sterotypical topic (like Asian drivers, Black people eating watermelon, or mexicans mowing lawns) and yell it while doing a little dance.
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED ASIANS CAN'T DRIVE!!! DEE DEE DEE!!!!
See? Wasn't that easy? I hope there are enough time slots and paychecks at Comedy Central for all of us.
Mind of Mencia's abnormal success is a dark glimpse into the comedic mind of the American majority (although we all know tv rating systems are inaccurate). To put it simply, it is simplistic, it is comedy (dare I even use that word to describe it) that requires no thinking, intelligence, or taste. The next time you laugh at his quote-unquote "jokes", ask yourself why your laughing. Is it content that is essentially clever and humorous, or is it an exploitation of obvious stereotypes that any person with half a brain can concieve?
Posted by:Mind of Mencia Sucks | Jul 16, 2007 9:01:03 PM
Hands down the worst show/comedian in the history of television/comedy. Carlos Mencia does for comedy what the holocaust did for the jews, except the holocaust wasn't as brutal, it made more sense, and was slightly less of a crime against humanity.
Carlos Mencia's jokes have no range outside of weak observations about race, nor do they contain an ounce of originality. When I talk about the show being a horrendous atrocity, I'm not reffering to the show being overly racist, in fact that has almost nothing to do with it. It's the constructs of the jokes themselves. They're pitiful attempts at humor. They lack any kind of intelligence whatsoever, so little in fact, that his comedy is barely one notch above a clown slipping on a banana peel. 80% of his jokes don't even have a punch line, they are just stereotypes examined to the point of obscurity.
The following paragraph is specifically for Carlos...
Yelling a joke doesn't make it funnier. Doing little twitches while telling a joke doesn't make it funnier. Pointing at the camera or various people in the audience doesn't make it funnier. Laughing hysterically at your own jokes doesn't make them funnier. Relying on stereotypes for 99.8% of your material doesn't make you funnier. Having your own show doesn't make you funny. Your not funny, nor are you by any means a respected comedian, but rather, you are a commercialized joke, a fat vulture feeding on the remains of the Chappelle show. Perhaps when you take the time to construct a joke coherently, rather than fall back on "in-yo-face"-it y, will you truly know what it means to be a comedian.
What's that you say, Carlos speaks the truth? He's brave for saying what we're all thinking and people just need to lighten up? Well then I have good news for all you Mencia fans: We can all be Carlos Mencia! Its easier than you think. Just take a sterotypical topic (like Asian drivers, Black people eating watermelon, or mexicans mowing lawns) and yell it while doing a little dance.
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED ASIANS CAN'T DRIVE!!! DEE DEE DEE!!!!
See? Wasn't that easy? I hope there are enough time slots and paychecks at Comedy Central for all of us.
Mind of Mencia's abnormal success is a dark glimpse into the comedic mind of the American majority (although we all know tv rating systems are inaccurate). To put it simply, it is simplistic, it is comedy (dare I even use that word to describe it) that requires no thinking, intelligence, or taste. The next time you laugh at his quote-unquote "jokes", ask yourself why your laughing. Is it content that is essentially clever and humorous, or is it an exploitation of obvious stereotypes that any person with half a brain can concieve?
Posted by:Mind of Mencia Sucks | Jul 16, 2007 9:01:28 PM
u is so funny i watched dat yesterday i watch u every sunday and my sisters
Posted by:jazmine | Jul 16, 2007 9:57:47 PM
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude holy shit man that episode is the tits. fuck da da ppl who hatin'
Posted by:husko | Jul 16, 2007 10:11:19 PM
What's eating "Mind of Mencia Sucks"?
None of those poorly expressed criticisms were of any relevance to this segment. Does this joker even watch the show?
By the way, where can I get a copy of that book? It sounds highly educational...
Posted by:lauralawstudent | Jul 17, 2007 1:48:48 AM
...the holocaust wasn't as brutal, it made more sense...you are absolutely insane. He is killing with humor, not torture and gas. My god, get off your pedestal and appreciate the diversion from everyday hypocrosy and stupidity. I am ashamed you are part of my species...
Posted by:laupneaj | Jul 17, 2007 2:06:52 AM
*As stated above by Judge Carlos*
"Anything that makes dudes in Arkansas to open a book, is okay by me."
Dude, I couldn't agree more.
Posted by:Mark | Jul 18, 2007 5:33:40 AM
*As stated above by Judge Carlos*
"Anything that makes dudes in Arkansas to open a book, is okay by me."
Dude, I couldn't agree more.
Posted by:Mark | Jul 18, 2007 5:34:08 AM
*As stated above by Judge Carlos*
"Anything that makes dudes in Arkansas to open a book, is okay by me."
Dude, I couldn't agree more.
Posted by:Mark | Jul 18, 2007 5:34:18 AM
I want to know what carlos thinks about the difference between "lesbian" and "bi"
I hear a lot of opinions on the subject a lot of people think you can only be lesbian or straight, there's no such thing as "bi". Being "Bi" myself, I find it quite amusing.
Posted by:Tanya | Jul 19, 2007 9:10:21 PM
Who ever wrote "mind of mencia sucks" SHUT THE FUCK UP. You dont like the show big deal, go cut your wrists or something. Majority of people like the show or it would have been canceled you dumbass. And yes yelling a joke does make it funnier. Dont hate on Carlos because he made it. You Know what it doesnt matter what u think u piece of ass juice.
Posted by:Roberto Mexican Prince | Jul 19, 2007 11:29:25 PM
Hey Sydney, bad news your mom doesn't have a boyfriend its really her "girlfriend." Your mom is a certified muff diver, but hey i just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to gieco.
Posted by:Robert Mexican Prince | Jul 19, 2007 11:33:31 PM
Wanna see a donkey show?
Posted by:Roberto Mexican Prince | Jul 19, 2007 11:34:32 PM
ur just jealous cuz ur sons were reading a lesbian book instead of you finding it first!! lesbians are hot and you know it!! oh and by the way whoever roberto mexican prince is ur comments r hilarious!!
Posted by:melissa | Mar 27, 2008 9:32:59 AM
How is this guy still on TV? He's not funny and the only people that like him are white trash. The guy is doing infomercials for a product called the "belly burner". That just screams white trash and proves my point.
http://digg.com/comedy/Carlos_Mencia_BellyBurner_2
Posted by:CarlosSUX | Jun 12, 2008 12:50:30 AM
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