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I'm Accountant Mencia and I'm here to give you financial advise to prevent the American people from being stupid with their money!! Today I want to focus on bottled water. What the hell is wrong with you? The Amercian people spend an estimated $9.3 billion dollars on bottled water. When did we have to start paying for.....water? Now if we were a third world country, where the only water source had a dead wilderbeast floating in it...that's one thing. But this is America. We have tap water that comes free into our house that's perfectly good to drink, and yet we go to the store and buy cases of bottled water. That's freaking retarded. What's next...we're gonna buy cans of air to breathe? Run to the market holding our breath until we can crack open a six pack of oxygen? And I know some of you are going, "But Carlos, it's the only way to drink pure clean water." Oh really? Then read this and then tell me you feel the same way. Bottled Water Story Looks like two of the biggest types of bottled water, Aquafina and Dasani, were forced to reveal their source. Guess what...it's made from purified tap water. That's right, their factory consists of a worker a sink, and a Brita filter. That's it. And for those of you still going, "But I'm scared to drink from the tap." Get over it. I bet you have no problem eating McDonald's and nobody knows what the hell's in a Big Mac. So save yourself some damn money, stop being such a pussy and drink from the freaking tap.
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Hmmm who knows actually were the water comes from I mean those companies say they use tap water but heck it could be water from the toilet your right bottle water sucks!
Posted by:Shannon14 | Aug 2, 2007 10:57:44 AM
and all this talk about "Spring water",,,yeah, and what people dont want u to know it theres a cople in the midwest, sitting in their bathtub, and filling the bottles up... COME ON PEOPLE GET REAL!!!!
Posted by:KC | Aug 2, 2007 11:45:40 AM
Man you never know.
Posted by:Shannon14 | Aug 2, 2007 11:53:35 AM
Ha ha ha, there is more to Aquafina than tap water and a filter! Why do you think it tastes so much better than tap? (Sorry, Carlos, the water tastes HORRIBLE where I live!!!)
Posted by:Toby | Aug 2, 2007 12:08:18 PM
im not drinking water that i can smell the chlorine in
Posted by:pj | Aug 3, 2007 5:39:10 AM
Trying to do the world good by telling the "retards" to not drink bottled water? What do you care what people spend their money on. I can't fuckin believe your show is still on the air. This fact should be labeled as the 9th wonder of the world. Good luck thinking up your own "edgy" jokes.
Posted by:lulz | Aug 3, 2007 5:46:47 PM
Your the damn retard (lulz)!
Your a opinion is your opinion and your opinion is gay! Leave Carlos the fuck alone you fucking gay ass Rogan supporter.
It's just Carlos' fucking opinion and it smarter than yours retard!
Lulz you need to go kill yourself.
Fucking homless fagget!
Posted by:Shannon14 | Aug 4, 2007 9:50:34 AM
God Shannon, You sound more uneducated than lulz did. Good job.
Posted by:Tiffany | Aug 5, 2007 7:00:23 PM
Carlos has some pretty true opinions and we all know about them because he's not a conservative pussy. bottled water tastes like shit anyway.
Posted by:Jessie | Aug 5, 2007 7:35:18 PM
Tiffany for your information I am highly educated. I am just a freshman people. Get off my fucking back!
Damn! >:( i am very intelegent but i cuss when i'm pissed. So fuck u! I am not uneduacated you're ass is! you are yelling and dissing on a freshman and if you don't have anything better to do then you need to get a life! so set the record straight i am intelegint but what he said about Carlos wasn't cool. and I had to say something about it. So go ahead say what you want to about me I did what I had to do and i did what i felt was right. And I have so much cofeidence in myself that i know what ever u people or anyone else says about me is not true because u don't know me but i know me and i know i'm not stupid. so there's nothing u can say that will bring my confeidnce down. so set the record straight i'm not retarded and that was my opinion and u should respect that because there is freedom of speech in america, 1st ammendment look it up!
Posted by:Shannon14 | Aug 6, 2007 11:40:33 AM
To Shannon:
I'm going into tenth grade, and I have to say this. Fuck you. You are an idiot, no matter what you think. You can't even spell the entire word "you" out and yet you try harder words like "confidence" and "intelligent", fucking those up as well. You may think we don't know you, but how do you know we aren't stalking you every minute? People are people, and no matter what someone says, we're all just a fucking cycle of idiocy. You can tell yourself whatever you have to to get through the day. And that's not really confidence, it's just a cover up of that dumb ass little pussie who knows she's wrong but just doesn't want to admit it.
So here's the deal, you can have your opinion, but we don't have to respect it. Think of it as constructive criticism, learn from the smart ones.
And what the hell does freedom of speech have to do with respecting anything? Stop using what you learned in government to back shit up, it doesn't help in the real world.
So maybe if you pull your deformed head out of your ass, you can see past that little fantasy world your father beat into you and see how retarded you are acting.
One more thing, I just had to quote this one certain thing.
"I am not uneducated you're ass is!"
1. You are being a hypocrite. 'You're' should be 'your' in that sentence. So you just proved that you ARE uneducated.
2. No one's ass can be uneducated. It doesn't have a brain.
And finally, as a real comment to this thing, bottled water is too cold and has a disturbing taste. And if people have a problem with chlorine taste in their tap water, stop fucking complaining. Some people don't even get clean water. They have to deal with all kinds of feces or whatever. So don't take what you have for granted, at least you don't have to worry about yesterday's surprise meat ending up in your drinking water.
Posted by:Danielle | Aug 9, 2007 8:27:25 PM
Listen you can kiss my ass for all you care I said that out of anger i am not stupid and i am going to defend myself over jerks like you and her. And you know what fuck this and fuck you I said what I had to say and I'm threw so go aheaded keep talking your shit I am going to be the smarter one and step down I refuse to stoop to the level of a fag such as yourself. i have enough pride in me to say this. I am not stepping down with my opinion and i am not about to get cyber bullyed by some people i don't even know. so people who want to comment about me go ahead it has no effect on me cause i know the truth about me you don't so go ahead. Cause I know I'm not stupid and if you think i am you are. I have the right to express my opinion on this blog like every one else has so why put me down when all these other people are here huh why me why am i being the victim here? So just to clear it up i am not stupid, so just leave me alone! by the way i don't really have a dad he lives so far away from me and i hardly hear from him so that proves you don't know me.
Attention to any haters:
Just leave me alone damn a couple comments and all this contoverisies can't some one leave a posotive comment for once! damn! >:(
Posted by:Shannon14 | Aug 9, 2007 9:13:39 PM
To Shannon: it's okay just ignore them your not stupid and i'm sure your highly intellegent but people are just going to be people there some that say good things about you and there some that say bad things about you and you just have to let the bad ones go and not get under your skin or reach your heart don't let yourself get mad over people dissing you. The greatest people were dissed at some point. so keep your head up and don't listen to them.
Posted by:TayZonday | Aug 9, 2007 9:19:53 PM
To Shannon: Your right about everything these people shouldn't be dissing on you for your opnion. You may not know me but your going to know me soon I am going to your high school North Atlanta and since we'll be meeting soon I am here to tell you this your opinions do matter but people are going to hate know matter what. and Tay is right everyone at one point gets hurt and or hated on everyone you just have to ignore the bad people and embrace the good. I believe your opnions and maybe someone else will too. and Danielle was totally wrong. that he-she was just bitchin'. You do have to have confedince in your-self and confedience isn't apart of some fantasy world 'cause if you don't have confedence you can't survive. So don't listen to these people. I don't think your stupid i think your smart and beautiful, and who says you have to listen to the hater any way. Everyone has hater you just have to learn to deal. Oh and try and calm down for a 9th grader it seems you have a problem controling anger and you shouldn't lisen and let yourself get angry. So once again ignore them. :)
P.S, : i'm sorry about your dad, he same thing with mine.
P.S.S : I agree with you about the guy hating on Carlos lulz. I hate Joe Rogan! See even the master of comedy was getting hated on CARLOS MENCIA!
Posted by:Understanding Teenager | Aug 9, 2007 9:36:47 PM
To Shannon:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjnvSQuv-H4 don't listen to them.
Posted by:LuisNava15 | Aug 9, 2007 9:47:06 PM
Heh. Doesn't bother you? Lies and slander. I love how you say you are going to step down, but you just keep going and going. Unlike you, I let hateful comments pass me by instead of getting all pissy. The only reason you are the victim is because you're letting yourself be the victim. You just can't let a nasty comment about you go. It's just funny to watch you snap. =] Plus, everyone has their own perspective of stupid, so you're still an idiot. And there's no words you can say to lessen that. It doesn't matter how many times you say you're not, it's not like it's going to change. And that dad thing was a joke. Deal with it. I never even got to meet mine.
Posted by:Danielle | Aug 10, 2007 8:06:00 AM
Who is still sending messages you Danielle. I was playing checkers with this person and then She told me to look at this blog. On bottled water I have to say it is up to the public to choose. You guys want to waste money on bottled water that is your choice. Some people really can't afford to spend the money on it or they do but should not. Carlos love your show.
Posted by:Rathos | Aug 10, 2007 5:36:41 PM
To Danielle :listes who ever u are u better leave this girl alone! It's crackers like u that put me in slavery and i am willing to hunt yo white as down! Where yo ass live bitch so i can come to yo house and stab you and you're whole family!
Posted by:Nigga bout to kill a honkey | Aug 10, 2007 5:55:37 PM
Shannon: Thank you for sticking up for Carlos!At least you had the guts. I totally agree with you. Lulz and Danielle are bitches. Im in ninth grade and I am smarter than them. You rock.
Bitches (lulz,danielle): SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!! you damn transvestites are annoying the hell out of me! Leave Shannon alone!
Posted by:krystle | Aug 10, 2007 7:05:32 PM
To nigga gonna kill a honkey shut the fuck up man. Your not in slavery dumbass because if you was, you wouldnt have internet access. I am mexican so shut the hell up because its always about white or black people.What about mexicans huh? Get over it they didnt put you in slavey. Anyway the only have slaves in third world countries. But i love the show Carlos keep it real.
Posted by:Mexican Prince | Aug 10, 2007 8:03:11 PM
To Krystle: Thank you someone finally frickin' understands were i was coming from with this whole thing, i was just trying to say something to lulz cause what he/she said about Carlos wasn't right and i felt somebody had to say something so i took the liberity upon myself to be the one that said something and now all of a sudden i get tiffany and danielle mistaking it for stupidiy. Anyways thank you. i thought no one undrstood why i got mad in the first place, because lulz said something bad about Carlos. And someone had to say something their probably just mad cause i had the guts to say somethibg about first.
Posted by:Shannon14 | Aug 11, 2007 2:25:09 PM
You go Shannon! Stand up for what is right and lulz yo ass got told! I personally know this person and i knew she wouldn't let you get away with dissing her hero. And as for Danielle and Tiffany they jusy a bunch of b*tches! Danielle just got mad cause you were talking about her girlfriend (Tiffany).
Stay strong Shannon fight the haters.
Posted by:Shannon's Friend | Aug 11, 2007 2:31:23 PM
I think shannon is ok. Bottled water is not all it is cracked up to be. It is mostly just filtered water from the tap. mmmm mmm good. And we pay 1$ or more for it. Are we crazy or what. I do like the water from my tap. The chlorine tastes great and it is less filling. So, all you that are dissing Shannon, come on be nice, after all it isnt her dollar you are using to pay for filtered tap water.
Posted by:doggler | Aug 11, 2007 4:25:29 PM
i think all the beaners should be put in a blender and poured out all over mexicos shitty ass country to make one giant spic enchilada
Posted by:Mike | Aug 11, 2007 8:58:12 PM
Nigger dude: I'm right down the street. Come get me.
Krystal: I'm annoying AND a transexual? Fucking right!
Shannon's friend: You hit it too. I am a total bitch. You're like a fucking psychic.
Posted by:Danielle | Aug 12, 2007 7:11:33 PM
You guys are not right in the head. All of you.
Posted by:snappy | Aug 13, 2007 12:06:21 AM
Who asked you snappy? You aint right in the head neither. Dang so much fighting can't we all just get along?
Posted by:The Texican (don't mess with Texas) | Aug 13, 2007 1:12:29 PM
Mike Your a dumb fuck. I wish that someone would take all you dumb ass rednecks and blend you all up and pour it all over the boondocks and make one giant incest hamburger.
Posted by:Mexican Prince | Aug 15, 2007 8:40:41 PM
Danielle you're a stupid as hoe! How much do you charge for prostituting/striping.
Posted by:A pimp named Slik | Sep 8, 2007 9:21:49 AM
Hmm....How much?
More than you could afford.
Posted by:Danielle | Sep 11, 2007 5:32:26 PM
Oh the temptation is too big to ignore....
I have to say something about this blog...
wow it started with bottled water and then the topic was lost...it all started with the chick who felt the need to actually insult Mr. Mencia, newsflash lady: if you don't like Carlos why are you wasting your time in his website?, then to the "highly educated" freshman who thinks she's the shit and who claims she's confident but yet keeps checking on this blog to see what people have said about her, yeah um grow the fuck up!, then to the other people who actually support her,WTF?! dont't support stupidity, that's one of the main reasons this country can't make any progress when it comes to educating people...it's sad that I, a beaner who wasn't born here, can write better english than she does...and yeah, right about now some people are probably thinking of "the perfect racist comeback that can shut this bitch up", well guess what go ahead say what you have to say because I probably already heard the same thing before and I honestly don't give a fuck...I said what I wanted to say...and to the gangsta wanna-be who is planning a mass murder: yeah I'm from NY and um sorry to burst your bubble but true gangsters/pimps don't sit in front of a computer and cyberbully, they actually do shit and not just talk about it...and to all those who have to say something to me: GO AHEAD AND SAY IT! maybe it will make you feel better about yourself...oh yea and also, I don't think Carlos needs anybody to defend him...do you really think he cares about what people have to say about him? why do you think he has a show in which he openly speaks his mind? dee dee dee because he doesn't give a fuck about what people have to say!!!!!
Posted by:Ms. Fuentes | Sep 11, 2007 8:35:25 PM
To Ms. Fuentes: Shut yo mutha fucking old as up! I hope you die a bloody death! And your talking about people begin on this blog why the hell is yo fat as on here then bitch. And where do you go off talking about a CHILD?
You need to shut up and go kill yourself before I will I am a true gangsta and will kill you! So you better quit talking about people! Or else! You old ass bitch! New York here I Come! >:( I hope Imagration captures you and kills you! You damned wetback ass hoe.
Posted by:Nigga 'bout to kill a wetback | Sep 15, 2007 10:36:43 AM
You know what people it's over, this happened 1 month ago lets just get on with our lives. Stop blogging on this people it's in the past forget about it. Yes, I may agree with the kid but this happend a month ago and people are still on here arguing with each other. This perticular blog isn't who likes or doesn't like Carlos Mencia it's about water people. So if your gonna comment just comment about the water enough of these flames. And for you haters I would have stood up for Mencia too, no one deserves this many hater even Mencia. So guys lets just stop arguing with each other and talk about water.
Posted by:Anonymous | Sep 15, 2007 11:25:22 AM
I agree lets stop these flames.
I never buy water, hell I even drink out the sink nothing wrong with it. Can't knock it 'til you try it. Bottle waters a waste man.
Posted by:Hippie Gal | Sep 15, 2007 11:29:00 AM
I love people. =]
They're so entertaining.
Posted by:Danielle | Sep 22, 2007 4:32:42 PM
I drink water from the garden hose after mowing the lawn. screw bottle water.
Posted by:The Dude | Oct 1, 2007 4:46:01 PM
I'm Accountant Mencia and I'm here to give you financial advise to prevent the American people from being stupid with their money!! Today I want to focus on bottled water. What the hell is wrong with you? The Amercian people spend an estimated $9.3 billion dollars on bottled water. When did we have to start paying for.....water? Now if we were a third world country, where the only water source had a dead wilderbeast floating in it...that's one thing. But this is America. We have tap water that comes free into our house that's perfectly good to drink, and yet we go to the store and buy cases of bottled water. That's freaking retarded. What's next...we're gonna buy cans of air to breathe? Run to the market holding our breath until we can crack open a six pack of oxygen? And I know some of you are going, "But Carlos, it's the only way to drink pure clean water." Oh really? Then read this and then tell me you feel the same way. Bottled Water Story Looks like two of the biggest types of bottled water, Aquafina and Dasani, were forced to reveal their source. Guess what...it's made from purified tap water. That's right, their factory consists of a worker a sink, and a Brita filter. That's it. And for those of you still going, "But I'm scared to drink from the tap." Get over it. I bet you have no problem eating McDonald's and nobody knows what the hell's in a Big Mac. So save yourself some damn money, stop being such a pussy and drink from the freaking tap. 
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