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Seems like these days. everybody's demanding that we end our dependence on foreign oil, and move towards an alternative energy source. For some people this is because they want a cleaner alternative, one that doesn't hurt the ozone...or dig up Alaska. I can respect that. But most of you aren't worried about how this affects the environment or planet Earth -- just how it affects your wallet. You're so obvious about it too. We have been using gasoline-fueled cars since cars were invented. You never said a damn thing. Then the minute gas prices hit $4 a gallon, you were like..."There's got to be another way. Can't we use electricity?" "How about vegetable oil? Wouldn't that work?" Now everybody is an expert.
Listen, if you think finding an alternative source of energy means less cost for you , you're freaking retarded. This is America. It's about supply and demand. If corn becomes the the new fuel for cars, instead of Exxon Moblie and Chevron, you'd have Orville Redenbacher and Jiffy Pop to deal with. And they'd charge you for even the kernels that come out of your ass. And Mexican restaurants would go out of business. Who would order a $86 tamale plate? I wouldn't care if they are the seasonal green ones.
Look, it doesn't matter if we use gas, corn, electricity...etc. it will never be cheap. They will always try to screw us over. And now you know.
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Posted by:donnie brown | Aug 21, 2007 9:26:49 PM
There is a new drug out that if you eat fat, you fill your toilet bowl with oil. People at the drugs website are complaining about the oil as a horrible side effect. I think it is a great business idea. I'd like to open a fat farm, let them buy meals from me and I will put an oil filter on the toilet. They can take the drug and their colons will convert the fat to ready to run biofuel. Cash would come in from upcharge on some of the best chicken, ribs, and sausage you've ever had and I would also get $2.80 a gallon at my discount pump.
Posted by:Mitch | Aug 22, 2007 9:20:12 PM
stop buying gas from the biggest companies out there like exxon / mobil, buy gas from the small companies and maybe the price of gas will go down once they start losing sales to the small companies just an idea it might work and maybe they will bring gas prices down be smart about it ok ?
Posted by:Edmundo | Aug 23, 2007 7:36:08 PM
do u actually read these... cause if not these people above will prolly fell a dee dee dee coming on
Posted by:Ty | Aug 26, 2007 8:01:42 PM
People are retards. They don't give a shit that other countries are drilling holes in their ground, but if we do it "Oh noes! We cant do that, we have to protect the environment." Look you retards, you cant have it both ways. Sooner or later, if you want cheap gas, we are going to have to ACTUALLY go into Iraq for oil, or we will have to start drilling here.
Posted by:Dan | Sep 2, 2007 4:18:44 AM