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Warning: We May Have a Black President!

August 31, 2007 AT 09:44AM | Comments (28)

I was watching the democratic debates on MSNBC, and my friend turned to me and said, "Obama is a great candidate. Too bad he's not going to win. He's black.There will never be a black President." I was like, that's freaking retarded. What does the fact that he's black have anything to do with it? He couldn't do any worse than George Bush, and he's white. Either way, the fact is there's a good chance that come next November we could be swearing in the first black President of the United States, and for some reason that terrifies a lot of people. What are they so afraid of? Could it be this...

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carlos mencia is not funnny and all his jokes are stolen if you can laugh at him you are ether under 13 or fucking retarded and the only reasone people watch you is because dave chapeal is gone. so mencia is you see this i want you to know that your ruining enviroment worst than co2 polution. grow up. i'm ritch bitch ..

Posted by:stop acting like dave chapeal | Aug 31, 2007 3:27:18 PM

the stupid ass above is RETARTED he has no sence of humor

Posted by:nancy | Aug 31, 2007 3:50:20 PM

Listen you dumb ass Dave Chappelle had nothing to do with Carlos at all! He is not a thief and he doesn't steal jokes so just shut your fag ass up. And your nothing but a dumb ass because you can't even spell "Chappelle" so just shut the fuck up!
And leave Carlos alone ass hat!

Posted by:Shannon14 | Aug 31, 2007 4:10:22 PM

Thank you carlos for adressing the stupid paranoia that most americans have. Honestly anyone that is afraid of a black president is simply racist.Plus as you said the only thing worse than the bush andminastration and it's fuck ups is cheney trying to act like he gives a shit about his nation. Well just to say thank you carlos and please keep fucking up racist ideas we love you for it any ways.---if any jackass swears im white they're wrong yeah im mexican wassup

Posted by:Saintmp3 | Sep 1, 2007 1:37:53 PM

Thank you carlos for adressing the stupid paranoia that most americans have. Honestly anyone that is afraid of a black president is simply racist.Plus as you said the only thing worse than the bush andminastration and it's fuck ups is cheney trying to act like he gives a shit about his nation. Well just to say thank you carlos and please keep fucking up racist ideas we love you for it any ways.---if any jackass swears im white they're wrong yeah im mexican wassup

Posted by:Saintmp3 | Sep 1, 2007 1:38:24 PM

lets score Mr. stop acting .. Errors: Spelling:either,reason, Chappelle, worse, environment, pollution,rich 7@-5= -35
'so mencia is you see this' What the fuck are you talking about? -20;
co2 polution -10 Your Carbon dioxide is polluted? Punctuation and usage: 3@-5= -15
SCORE: 20=F YOU ARE DEE DEE DEE. (or under 13)Either way the society of people with IQs over 60 forbids you from watching Mencia
ever again. Please refrain from posting on this website in the future.

Posted by:grlgladiator | Sep 1, 2007 1:39:47 PM

Do you think 'stop acting like chapeal' is black? Hey, his comment is first. What?

Posted by:grlgladiator | Sep 1, 2007 1:42:49 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbAFZNzR6Es
I agree with Shannon And as for "Stop acting like chapeal" you need to go back to kindergarden cause you cant spell. if your gonna diss somebosy at least spell it right.

Posted by:Anonymous | Sep 1, 2007 2:16:30 PM

I bet you the guy at the top is white because he is saying that carlos sucks when carlos is a beaner and sometimes says good stuff about black people, besides, he's rich, he's definitly white.

Posted by:the guy at the top sucks | Sep 1, 2007 2:20:48 PM

Chappelle already did a skit like this... Mencia sucks he isn't even Mexican his name is Ned and hes German...

Posted by:guy | Sep 1, 2007 7:20:13 PM

Adressing the actual topic of your blog; personally I could not care one way or the other if our new president is male/female, black, purple, blue, white, or brown. All that should matter is how well they would hold office. Obama I am sorry yo say would not do a good job. The man has almost no experiance, and has named his college aged followers the "o generation". I mean how full of himself can he get bfore he starts top float away?

Posted by:Lyndsay | Sep 1, 2007 7:54:50 PM

I am sorry for all my errors above, I am tired :^/

Posted by:Lyndsay | Sep 1, 2007 7:56:41 PM

I agree with you Shannon and as for the president issue I think a black president would be cool, but what about a black vice president and a beaner as a president?!
That's right I went there!
Carlos Mencia for president and
Shannon 14 (a.k.a Shannon Peterson) for vice president! You to both rock!

Posted by:Hot Beaner that wants Ms. S 14 if you know what I mean | Sep 1, 2007 9:17:04 PM

for those of you who think that inexperience has anything to do with it u r wrong, case in point mr. can't find weapons of mass destruction and mr. can't find a seven foot nine man in the desert hiding in a cave, but yet still have all this technology to find coin on the ground using a satellite from space. come on we have a president who uses the rum bottle as the mock mike for his pre- press conferences. the reason why the unites states of america is afraid of a black president is because things that america has gotten used to and still calls it equal opportunity, will change, that may place not just the black and the white people but all the races on the same level. Mind u i am not black at all, i just haev a level headed mind and I think logically.

Posted by:Logical mind | Sep 2, 2007 2:46:18 AM

Look, nobody but card carrying members of the KKK are afraid of there being a black president. So democrats can just stop saying that, cause it aint true. What scares alot of people is that people say he should be president because they are afraid of being called racist if they say "Obama doesnt have the political experience to be president." And they say "its time for a black president" because they think they are being "progressive". If they best man for the job happens to be black, then so be it. But we shouldn't elect a black guy just because hes black.

Oh and to the retard "logical mind" We can view a coin from space because we had the coordinates for it. They didn't just say, "ok guys, we left a special coin lying around, find it." Its hard to find something when don't have an idea where it is.

Posted by:Dan | Sep 2, 2007 4:03:06 AM

I dont want to be the only one who says this folks, so back me up (WITHOUT FOUL MOUTHS). Back in the 00's 20's and 30's lived a entertainer by the name of Al Jolson. He dressed and covered his face in black make up. It was not right then it is not right now. IF Carlos was a white american and he did this, ... well I guess he wuld be DON IMUS! Look at the replys you have on your post... ask your self Carlos are they helping? I am done.. however, below is what this white cowboy from Arizona thinks...
**********


All I know is what I read on the Internet. Now one of the top Internet searches is for the name "Obama", ILL politician. Now if you have not had time to hear him talk. Make time. From all out ward appearances he sounds honest, sincere and organized which is something the democrats have not had in a while. A triple threat!

Just the other day I was frustrated by the fact that politicians don’t answer questions they defend answers. Most Politicians would not make for good ballroom dancers. Mainly on the account of the key to a good dance team is a person who can lead. Most politicians will work the street corners do a little soft shoe or a song and dance, nothing more than smoke and mirrors. Ohbama on the other hand can move through almost anything with the style and grace of Gene Kelly. Watch out dancing with the stars!


I heard an interview with Mr. Ohbama and it was that it might be too early to run for president. Mainly because he did not have executive experience. In the political world that means “we need a little more time to make you dishonest.”
We don’t need another executive in office. Enron’s Jeffery schilling. Got 24 years in prison for his executive. We would rather go for a NEW experience that just another BAD experience.

Mr. Ohbama is our MR smith goes to Washington in 2008
Might not have the experience but he does have passion and I think folks are looking for a chance to be involved with there government and not just innocent by standers anymore.


Being that I’m from Illinois I would like to see Ohbama in that spot. Just think if everyone keeps on their game in Ill we could have the Cubs and Ohbama all the way! If it goes well the bears might even have a chance. But we would settle for a best 2 out of 3.

Posted by:Will Roberts | Sep 2, 2007 8:09:03 AM

Carlos don't worry about those haters, u doin ur thang and nobody can't stop that man. even i don't kno how the government would be if a black person ran it but i believe they'll run it better

Posted by:Phelps | Sep 2, 2007 4:55:12 PM

You know people always complain who the president is and after he's elected nobody likes the president anyway- i think a black man as president doesn't matter because our government is so screwed up right now- anybody has a chance to improve it...So may the best man/ woman, any race, win the election...so we can have some new president to blame things on..Carlos you are great by the way...Can't wait till you come to Indiana at the end of September..

Posted by:Another average dee dee dee | Sep 2, 2007 8:46:43 PM

HEY PEOPLE I HAD A PROBLEM WITH A LATINO KID LAST SCHOOL YEAR BECUASE HE CLAIMS I CALLED HIM A NIGGER. AND IM SAYING THAT HE IS HISPANIC EVEN IF I DID CALL HIM THAT HE SHOULDNT BE OFFENDED. THEN HE SAYS(IN TRUE LATINO ACCENT)NO0 IM 100% BLACK CRACKA!THEN A FEW DAYS LATER I TELL A HARMLESS MEXICAN JOKE AND SOMEONE SNITCHES ON ME TO HIM AND HE GETS ALL PISSED OFF AND SAYS THAT HES MEXICAN!

ANY IDEAS ON HOW TO DEAL WITH HIM?

Posted by:hate it when people play the racial card | Sep 2, 2007 9:48:50 PM

HEY PEOPLE I HAD A PROBLEM WITH A LATINO KID LAST SCHOOL YEAR BECUASE HE CLAIMS I CALLED HIM A NIGGER. AND IM SAYING THAT HE IS HISPANIC EVEN IF I DID CALL HIM THAT HE SHOULDNT BE OFFENDED. THEN HE SAYS(IN TRUE LATINO ACCENT)NO0 IM 100% BLACK CRACKA!THEN A FEW DAYS LATER I TELL A HARMLESS MEXICAN JOKE AND SOMEONE SNITCHES ON ME TO HIM AND HE GETS ALL PISSED OFF AND SAYS THAT HES MEXICAN!
ANY IDEAS ON HOW TO DEAL WITH HIM?
Posted by:hate it when people play the racial card

Listen Dumbass,
The only idea you need is to get your inbred, hood wearing, White small penis complexed, clowning brain out of your mother's pussy.
You are typical Tobacco chewing redneck with who fucks his sister for comfort and gets a blowjob from your mother to crown it all.
You SUCK

Posted by:Dr Boniface Nnakwe | Sep 3, 2007 6:01:07 PM

hey jerk (Dr Boniface Nnakwe) im a tobacco chewing redneck and your the dumbass for generalizing all rednecks with that guy in fact i agree with him people always play the racial card way to much and if you cant see that you are completly blind or maybe youre just plain stupid so tell me what one are you?

Posted by:mike | Sep 3, 2007 7:38:25 PM

hey jerk (Dr Boniface Nnakwe) im a tobacco chewing redneck and your the dumbass for generalizing all rednecks with that guy in fact i agree with him people always play the racial card way to much and if you cant see that you are completly blind or maybe youre just plain stupid so tell me what one are you?
Posted by:mike | Sep 3, 2007 7:38:25 PM

Motherfucker, FUCK YOU.
Georgia State does not have same view of me, son of a bitch

Posted by:Dr Boniface Nnakwe | Sep 3, 2007 9:56:31 PM

The first thing is.. is this country ready for a black president? another question.. is this country ready for a female president? Is this country ready for any president who is not bought by or brought by corporate America, I love Obama's innocence, I was in the Army and underage (17) for the 2000 elcetion, but wouldn't have voted Bush; I voted for the other guy in the last election04; and the next one; 08, I am believing that corporate America is going to win and get there President, I am conservative as far as business goes and own businesses, but liberal in the way I conduct my business, Is the country really ready for a president, that is for the people, once recently apart of the people, the political process is complex, and every good business man knows to bring people to work for you that are smarter than you, I believe Obama is a good way to go, depending on the Executives that who chooses to surround himself with, same thing applies to anyone who running, one more thing, i'm rich bitch, dee de dee

Posted by:A guy who gives a Shit | Sep 4, 2007 12:38:29 PM

The first thing is.. is this country ready for a black president? another question.. is this country ready for a female president? Is this country ready for any president who is not bought by or brought by corporate America, I love Obama's innocence, I was in the Army and underage (17) for the 2000 elcetion, but wouldn't have voted Bush; I voted for the other guy in the last election04; and the next one; 08, I am believing that corporate America is going to win and get there President, I am conservative as far as business goes and own businesses, but liberal in the way I conduct my business, Is the country really ready for a president, that is for the people, once recently apart of the people, the political process is complex, and every good business man knows to bring people to work for you that are smarter than you, I believe Obama is a good way to go, depending on the Executives that who chooses to surround himself with, same thing applies to anyone who running, one more thing, i'm rich bitch, dee de dee

Posted by:A guy who gives a Shit | Sep 4, 2007 12:40:20 PM

thank you mike the problem is they dont get jobs becuase they are black/latino/asian, they dont get the job cause they're not qualified for it. minorities werent given equal rights, they were given BETTER rights. like they can say racist stuff to us but god forbid we say a racist commenet back to them in the heat of the moment cause that would be pollitically incorrect.

p.s. now its whites who need rights, equal rights!

Posted by:hate it when people play the racial card | Sep 5, 2007 3:25:37 PM

fuck u niggers the day theres a black president am goin to shot that mother fuciker like they did to martian luter king so watch ouot you niggers you will die you black cockroaches

Posted by:alvaro2 | Nov 23, 2007 1:28:43 PM

first of all alvaro2 is a fucking psycho and needs to be taken out back and put down. Secondly, this show is absolutely horrible, and I've never met a single person who ever watches it.

Posted by:Frank Templeton | Dec 29, 2007 10:07:26 PM

WE really don't need an obama nigro for president. He doesn't know shit and he went to school in a madrassah.

Posted by:Cletus drags nigros | Jan 5, 2008 8:21:55 PM

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