Hear ye! Hear ye!Judge Carlos is holding an emergency session. Remember the cases are real but the Judge is fake.

This is Judge Carlos, and I'm current on vacation but felt the need to call this emergency session in light of story that was recently releases over the news wire.

Police Officer McSalted
In Union City, Georgia, a McDonald’s employee, Kendra Bull, spent a night in jail and is facing criminal charges because a police officer’s burger was too salty, so salty that he says it made him sick. Bull said she accidentally spilled salt on hamburger meat and told her supervisor and a co-worker, who “tried to thump the salt off.” She even ate a hamburger made from the mix in question on her break, and she was fine.

Hey, Operation Dumbo Cop, the burger didn't make you sick because it had too much salt. It's because it was FAST FOOD! Fast food makes everybody sick. When a triple cheese burger costs $.99, it's not being made by an Iron Chef. It's being made by a cook, who when he screws up, they yell "Aiyee Ron!" 
And I'm sick of everybody messing with fast food cooks. What they are able to pull off is amazing! They take lips and assholes and turn them into Big Macs. I'd like to see Emril Lagasse do that! You can not arrest fast food workers based on the taste of the food. What's next, a ten year sentence because the sandwich didn't look like the picture? The best part is that the cop sent part of the burger into a forensics lab for testing. Fast food law number one - never look at it too carefully. The lab results might find there was too much salt...but they also might not find any meat. And then you'll feel sick all over again!

Unfortunately, I can't rule on the case, I left my gavel at home. I promised my wife that the only thing I'd bang while on vacation was her.  So I leave it to you - what do you think my ruling should be?