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This past week Apple's CEO Steve Jobs made a very big announcement that upset many people. They were lowering the price of the iPhone $200 making it $399 just ten weeks after they first introduced the product. IPhone Article .
I know many of you are going, "But Carlos, that's bullshit! They can't do that." Of course they can. It's freaking America. They can charge whatever people are willing to pay. And for those first weeks people would of paid a thousand dollars to get there hands on that stupid phone. The way people 
were acting, you'd think Jesus was coming. All I can say now is...what did I tell you! First of all you have to be freaking retarded to spend $600 dollars on a phone and then get pissed when they cut the price. If you have that much money to blow on a PHONE...then what are you crying about. For those of you who bought the phone and didn't have the money...well I have nothing to say to you. At least nothing positive.
I just wish Apple didn't act like such a fruit! Apparently, due to the uprising, they're giving $100 rebates to anyone who bought an iPhone for the original price. Now that's bullshit. If I was the CEO of Apple I wouldn't give you shit. You could cry to me all night. Instead, I would give you a discount on a different apple product. The iTOLD YOU SO! And look it comes in yellow...to match the color of your bus!
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True 2 that! Thnks 4 speaking the truth that is y i watch ur show.
Posted by:Caleigh Gilfillan | Sep 8, 2007 8:49:14 AM
I agree...if you had the $600 required to let the world know that you're a rich impulsive jackass then you should have known that technology out dates itself daily and be handed a coupon for a free bag of i-shut the fuck up. That was the price you paid to be a show-off. Now if you were the idiots who forwent paying the rent to be part of the elite club of retards who couldn't wait to give Steve Jobs over half a grand for a glorified speak n' spell then you should get a coupon for free tattoo on your forehead that says i-dee dee dee! Also these people should be chemically neutered because history repeats itself because dee's breed.
Posted by:Roger | Sep 8, 2007 5:50:56 PM
exactly thats stupid and that happes with alot of technology today and all people wanna do is get the latest stuff to show off like the playstation3 not much of a purpose there u can play more games thats it but people get it and brag o it was 600 dollars fuck show offs they make fun of what i wear to cuz they go to stores like abercombie where the shirts are like 30 dollars fuck u at leas i know how to spend money so to all you show offs out there who think your better cuz u waste away more money FUCK YOU
Posted by:Alf | Sep 9, 2007 10:43:52 AM
Carlos, you are so right. Peace man. Anyway, I am a fan of your show, and I think you have some great ideas about this stuff. I agree with the iphone thing. Look, I saw this in a forum, and I will post it. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How much shit would a moron say if he could cut and paste. I saw the woodchuck thing more times than our leaders have said,"I don't know" or "I don't recall". And that's a fucking lot of times! Look, phone technology dies out after a month. It updates. The iPhone is a good idea, but it has bugs. I don't expect this thing to get a smooth start, but the idea will catch on. Who has seen the Helio Ocean? I personally think that was better. Look, I know it's an iPhone, but come on! It's just a palm-pilot, phone, and iPod all together. I could get all of that for the price they ahve for the iPhone now! Just understand, this is all about social activity. "hey, look I bought an iPhone for $600 dollars!" And then another guy goes,"Deedeedee, they just lowered the price by 1/3." Then the guy who bought the iPhone says,"But I still have an iPhone!" Ok, who heard about the kid who hacked into the iPhone to work for T-Mobile? Or was it Verizon? WHo the hell cares. Anyway, he probably did the best thing ever. He changed the phone service! If you want to sell an iPhone, just make it so all phone services could use it! AT&T isn't the only service, well maybe in Britian, but expanding is the key. If we just bond together, we could all have an iPhone. Except for less than $600. "Goddamnit! Why did I buy an iPhone when it just came out!"
Posted by:Greekie003 | Sep 9, 2007 12:57:22 PM
Judge Carlos, I recommend no mercy on the iDIOTS who went out and bought the iCRAP edition.
When will American Consumers learn. Marketing is the biggest con there is. For example, You see the sandwich on the TV. He tells you, "It's meaty tender fresh!!!" You see about 6lbs of meat, leafy fresh looking vegetables, and small print that you can't read.
The small print says, "YOU IDIOT, if you think this guy lost all this weight eating our overhyped sandwiches, you're just what we are looking for!!!"
You go to the place, order the sandwich and get what... A HUGE piece of bread, 1/1,000 of a lb. of paper thin sliced meat, shredded lettuce from some science experiment, and an idiot behind the counter that does not understand or speak English!!! Voowanmeehldeehl? "What the hell did you just say?"
What is FRESH about this sandwich? The meat doesn't taste fresh, the bread came out of an oven about 15 hours ago. The lettuce, carrots, etc. were sliced years ago. Is the Salt and Pepper Fresh???
iDIOTS with too much money and not enough patience ought to pay the price and learn their lesson the hard way. It's made in China by people who don't care if it is quality made. They just want their $.25 a day so they can buy rice for their family.
The iDON'TCAREINEEDANOTHER$10MHOMECEO orders 10,000 in the first limited production wave to make people lust over the product that he got for $.90 a piece. He ships it to your nearest store who say they purchased it for $595 and are selling it for $600. And everyone tells you those extended service warranties are a rip off...
People it's a crap shoot... For everyone of those electronic devices that work about 4 of them did not work from the factory. After 3 months, half of the ones that did work, now don't. I'm sorry that will be another $300 for a refurbished one!
These people are our friends!!! iCARUMBA
Just because you have the newest iDIOT gadget won't get you the piece of ass you're wanting. What are you a 30 year old with a 3 year old patience level?
Posted by:Jim | Sep 10, 2007 7:49:19 AM
The iphone sucks almost everything at my school has one but me.
Posted by:atlanta chick | Sep 16, 2007 12:20:13 PM
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This past week Apple's CEO Steve Jobs made a very big announcement that upset many people. They were lowering the price of the iPhone $200 making it $399 just ten weeks after they first introduced the product. IPhone Article .
were acting, you'd think Jesus was coming. All I can say now is...what did I tell you! First of all you have to be freaking retarded to spend $600 dollars on a phone and then get pissed when they cut the price. If you have that much money to blow on a PHONE...then what are you crying about. For those of you who bought the phone and didn't have the money...well I have nothing to say to you. At least nothing positive. 
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