Ok, so I was reading the news today and found one of those stories that seem like they're made up by The Onion.  You have to read it to believe it. Come on! Really?  JetBlue made a passenger on a cross-country flight sit in the bathroom for over 3 hours?   From what I read, the passenger's seat was given to a flight attendant on the flight.  Then the flight experienced turbulence and the passenger had to stay seated in his seat WITH NO SEAT BELT!!!

COME ON!  How many of us haven't spent hours our lives listening to the safety procedures on a plane?  They always talk about how important it is FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS.  How can you turn around and say...."IT'S IMPORTANT FOR EVERYONE TO FASTEN THEIR SEAT BELTS....EXCEPT THE GUY SITTING IN THE TOILET...I'M SURE YOU'LL BE OK!"

Now the passenger is suing for $2 million dollars...which JetBlue said they will gladly pay in travel vouchers that have numerous black-out dates.  Kidding. That's not true. I'm scared to death of flying.  Hate it.  You try to tell me that you’re not going to give me a seat belt and I'll go into straight up Latina mode.  "Oh hell, no.  You are not going to tell me that I am NOT getting a seat belt?  You better give me rope or something before I get crazy up in here!"  Ok, I really don't talk like that, but you get the idea.

SO JETBLUE, I INDUCT YOU INTO A VERY PRESTIGIOUS GROUP OF HONOREES.  A GROUP SO EASY TO GET INTO, YET SO DIFFICULT TO LEAVE!  FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT BECAUSE I'M PRESENTING YOU WITH THE DEE DEE DEE AWARD!