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High Gas Prices? Meet your enemy...the cars that runs on hopes and dreams.

May 16, 2008 AT 12:00AM | Comments (3)
Gasprices In a world where good and evil collide, one must battle to see who will come out on top.  Watch out Shell, Texaco and Chevron stations everywhere.  You are going to have a new enemy in 2010.  I'm letting you know now so that you can prepare your plan of attack.  Who's your new enemy? This guy right here.

That's right, VW is introducing a car that will get about 230 miles a gallon.  Now we can all plan those cross-country road trips we've been planning.  Except there's a catch.  You can't take anything with you because the car is tiny and you can only bring ONE other person along for the ride...and they'll have to sit behind you because that's where the other seat is.  But on the up side, you can pretend that you're in the movie Top Gun starring a pre-couch-hopping Tom Cruise.

But this isn't the only kind of car that will be in the market.  There's also one called the Aptera.  This bad boy is expected to get nearly 300 miles a gallon.  It looks like something out of the Jetsons, which frankly, frightens the hell out of me.  I know that a lot of people might be thinking, "But the Jetsons are cool, I'd love to live in a world like that."  Not me, no thank you.  I'm afraid of heights. All the buildings in the Jetsons appeared to be held up in air by magic.  The Jetsons don't live in a world that's friendly to acrophobia.

But back to the cars, who knows...maybe this is the wave of the future.  With cars that get 2 to 3 hundred miles a gallon, I'm glad that people are trying to make our gallons of gas last longer because let's face it, at the rate we're going, when these cars make their debut, gas MIGHT actually COST 200 dollars a gallon.

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wow dude your like the comidy god how do you do it

does it take time for you to think of the things your going to say on your show???

Posted by:melissa | May 16, 2008 12:59:33 PM

When i First turned on The new Carlos Mencia Stand Up Why he talking like He knows what Indian People when through, and why he have to dog on Mexicans. I mean what race is he. He talking like he White with a tan. I know Indians who's grandmothers still talk about what happened with the land.

Posted by:Jose R. | May 18, 2008 7:13:12 PM

Um definitely Dee Dee Dee on the other 2 comments...but anyhoo... at the rate that gas prices are going up, up and away we will be LUCKY if gas is only $200 a gallon when these "concept" cars come out!

Posted by:Tia | May 24, 2008 11:50:07 AM

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