"Hill-arious" Clinton reminds me of the little engine that could. Remember that story. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. That's how she thinks in regards to the campaign. Oh, how I would LOVE to live in her land. Where anything is possible!

I imagine that Clintonland has streets made of chocolate, unicorns roaming towards a Kool-Aid river and an unlimited supply of lasagna (I think I made her into Garfield). I feel like she wakes up in her fantasy land and gets out of bed to greet her subjects that have gathered around her castle made of cheese. She picks up her crown and walks out the balcony, waving. That's when she hears the shouts, "Obama! Obama! Obama!" Even in Clintonland, Obama gets the nomination.

Hillary, I'm not sure if you've heard it from other people, but I'm going to go ahead and say it. I think you need to give it up. You won Kentucky...but Obama won everywhere else. Sorry. Look, if you give up today....you can wake tomorrow, get a coffee at Starbucks and relax. Then, who knows, maybe in the evening you'll turn on the TV and watch the MIND OF MENCIA SEASON 4 PREMIERE ON COMEDY CENTRAL 10:30/9:30 Central!!!

You don't have to listen to me, I'm just saying.