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Indian Jones and the Kingdom of Cristela's Skull (CAUTION: SPOILERS)

May 23, 2008 AT 10:00AM | Comments (6)

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I saw it!  That's right!  I saw it!  This is Cristela and  I have to admit, Wednesday was a very Indiana Jones themed day for me. It started by me watching Indiana Holmes on my friend's show, Mind of Mencia.  Then I went to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull at THE MIDNIGHT SHOWING here in LA at the Cinerama Dome.  I'm that person, yes.  I watched Star Wars at the midnight shows and I was definitely going to be there for this one.  My friend David got the tickets.  We decided to meet at the theatre (<-----British spelling, intellectual much?)  When I arrived, I was surprised to see SO MANY PEOPLE wearing brown fedoras.  It reminds me of the Harry Potter viewings.

I liked the movie. It was fun.  People can be critical of it, but come on, it's Indiana Jones.  Just be happy they made a new one; they didn't have to. Enjoy it.  In fact, I liked it so much that I decided to break down the movie for you.  Here it is:

Movie starts.
Insert credits.
Indiana Jones makes his 1st appearance.
ACTION SCENE HAPPENS WHERE HE'S IN TROUBLE.
Indiana Jones survives and talks to characters that will reveal something.
Insert plot.
ACTION SCENE AFTER PLOT IS REVEALED WHERE HE'S IN TROUBLE.
Indiana Jones survives and talks to characters about what his next move is.
Picture of plane traveling.
Indiana Jones arrives with character.
They go on an archaeological mission.
They find old stuff needed for plot.
ACTION SCENE WHERE HE'S IN TROUBLE.
ACTION SCENE WHERE HE'S IN TROUBLE.
MORE ACTION (<------LONG SCENE)
Then stuff happens and in the end, it's kinda resolved.

Boom!  You can go see the movie, I recommend it.  But, I wrote out the movie so that people that are saving up to buy a tank of gas or a bag of rice don't feel like they need to go to see it now.  This is my effort to save the economy.  You're welcome.

Comments

I went to see the movie and liked it. It was nice to see Kara again, and Harrison Ford. I really liked Cate Blanchette as the evil nemesis. She looked GOOD as a brunette. The Germans in the previous movies were so hackneyed!
The ending computer graphics were absolute dynamite!

Posted by:daringtexan | May 24, 2008 11:49:00 AM

hi im a 13 year old boy named chad and i was just wanting to no (really wish carlos reads this)y do u go to a small town like billings montana and not to put on a show in the capital of west virgina. i would really like it if i could see u in a show cause all we get over here is wwe and maybe kathy giffin.o by the way everyone in the state is talking about your show and the stand up show u just did. hope u get this and the way im asking this is kind of fagish but im not one hope to see u in real life bye

Posted by:chad | May 25, 2008 6:43:36 PM

Carlos,

Get the American Latino population to vote. We are stronger in numbers. join the movement that votolatino is doing.

Posted by:Unite Us Tv | May 25, 2008 7:00:54 PM

hey carlos,

whats up with all this picking on AFGHANISTAN now?

lol

show rocks man!

Posted by:AJ | May 25, 2008 10:03:11 PM

So, it's just like all the other Indy movies! Sweet! I can;t wait to see it. We Netflixed all the other 3, so we're ready. We just have to get the cash to get to the theatre.

Posted by:El Caucexican | Jun 1, 2008 5:57:56 AM

CARLOS, you should take your shoes and socks off... stand on the rim of a dried-up piss covered toilet bowl and dive off head first. Suck on a toothbrush you stankbreathe bitch... lookin' like you brush ya teeth wit mustard n shit.

Posted by:Gr33zy | Jun 3, 2008 12:50:19 PM

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