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The LOOSEST slot in town...

June 4, 2008 AT 11:44AM | Comments (1)

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Hey guys! It's Cristela. You know, after Aaron Spelling's death, I'm sure we all wondered, "How are the Spellings going to make it? Was Tori Spelling's mom, Candy, going to have to take an office job? Can a family REALLY live on a mere $600 million dollars?"

Well, you don't have to worry anymore because Candy Spelling has just hit the jackpot, literally. I read it on TMZ, so it must be credible and true. Turns out that Candy was playing the high limit slot machines and won $180K....

<----Doesn't she look like she needs the money?

Now if that isn't enough to wonder why life isn't fair, this isn't the first time she's hit the jackpot (aside from marrying Aaron Spelling). She actually won $200K at the SAME CASINO (Bellagio-you know, the casino with the water fountain show) a YEAR AGO. WHAT???

Man, she's won more in those two times than I make in about 5 years. I'm happy when I win 5 bucks at the penny Wheel-of-Fortune slot machines. Really, what's next for Dulce (that's Candy in Spanish)? She'll probably go to a garage sale and find the holy grail.

I have to let you go, I need to make some Ramen...and drink some generic soda (Shasta anyone?)

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Ah yes...the Bellagio...where a common person like myself decided to take the kind cocktail waitress up on her offer of a beverage...and then lost another $50 waiting for the bitch to bring me my Corona...and she NEVER came! What a waste! But the fountain show sure rocked!

Oh yeah...and Candy Spelling...what a joke...maybe she'll use the money to inject some more Botox in her already cement-like face!

Posted by:Jama Braden | Jun 9, 2008 3:16:10 PM

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