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A letter to the guy who stole my iPhone...

July 14, 2008 AT 11:55AM | Comments (4)

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You suck. Plain and simple.

And I know that people might think that I'm being sexist..."How do you know it's a guy?" Because there were only men around when it was taken. Now back to my letter:

Dear A-hole,

You "found" my phone and decided to keep it. You're a jerk.

I'm not bothered by the fact that my phone is gone; it's a material thing, they can always be replaced. What I'm mad about is the fact that you have a part of me with you and it's creepy. Plain and simple.

I have pictures, phone number and emails from friends and family. Now you're treating my phone like a f@#$-ing toy. I logged into my email yesterday only to find that YOU had erased all my emails tracing back to June 25th. Fortunately, they were still in the trash and could be recovered.

When you do some a-holish like you just did, you don't think. I had to change my password on a lot of stuff. I cancelled the F@#$-ing thing, it's not like you can set it up yourself. I reported it stolen. I guess you have a new ipod. Big whoop. Till you buy a cable to hook it up and clear it, I hope you enjoy listening to Boston and The Shins. Dick.

-Cristela

I feel so disgusted with this person. Who does that? Why are people so dishonest nowadays? My boyfriend found an ipod on the sidewalk near the apartment and decided to put up a sign telling people he had found it because he felt bad for that person. "That sucks; they probably think this is gone forever." Within a day, he got a call from the girl that had dropped it. He gave it back to her and she was sooo thankful. It made me realize what a good guy he is. I mean, it seems that nowadays, no one is willing to do that. But really, that's what life is all about. I believe in karma...and that my friends, is something you cannot steal.

P.S. I tried getting a new phone yesterday and waited in line for hours...and ended up NOT getting a phone because the line was sooo long. And the manager that the Apple store at the Sherman Oaks mall was a b i t c h.

Comments

That sucks! I hope Karma is real and about to bring the hammer to that guy!

Posted by:StantonMD | Jul 14, 2008 7:36:36 PM

Let me get this straight: A guy steals your IPHONE and you find it creepy, as if they guy know has a part of you, and try to insult the guy. I would maybe really reread what you just wrote because it sounds like you need to maybe unplug for a while. Of course, the dude is still a dick and yet you give him the props to put him on a blog? that is a bit crazy.

Posted by:Trepe | Jul 18, 2008 4:34:44 AM

I hafta agree with Trepe on this one. Yes, it does suck that your phone was ganked. Unless the guy knew you personally, I'm not sure why you are freaked out about the invasion of privacy. You said yourself he deleted the e-mails. Obviously he just wanted the phone and could give a crap about what was in it. He doesn't sound like a stalker. So you are without a cell phone, and have a hard time getting a new one thanks to the new iphone coming out (zippedy do dah to the iphone).

Hope you atleast feel better for ranting on the blog. Good chance is the guy doesn't subscribe to this blog, so never will read it. Unfortunately, stealing is as old as time itself. Even if you go into the locker room at a police station, there are locks on their lockers. Why? Cause humans of EVERY variety steal crap.

Posted by:Chris | Jul 19, 2008 3:29:43 AM

Fuck your iphone. I have to comment on this bullshit about the alligations joe rogan is making on carlos Mencia about him stealing his jokes. Mencia is one of the funniest people i have ever seen or heard. Rogans alligations are fucking retarded and have little to no proof what so ever. The proof he does have is so farfetched that it obviously has no connection. Anyway anyone who disagrees can swallow all eight inches of my dick and go fuck themselves because writing material for standup is incredibly difficult, and that is what mencia did.

Posted by:Mike | Jul 28, 2008 8:33:56 PM

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