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Think twice before you send drugs via Fed Ex...

July 7, 2008 AT 01:17PM | Comments (2)

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I love Mitch Hedberg....a brilliant comedian and timely. I was reading this story and instantly remembered his joke:

"I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time."

So it turns out that someone in Florida tried sending 200 pounds of marijuana to Baltimore but Fed Ex delivered it to the wrong address. The police became aware after the delivery was made and were contacted by the party with the wrong delivery.

In the vein of a Law and Order episode, the police posed as fake Fed Ex employees and delivered the weed to the right person...and then arrested him for "possession of a large quantity of a controlled dangerous substance with intent to distribute along."

Dude, both parties in this transaction have balls. I mean balls. How do you even think of trying to smuggle that much weed? The police said that they found more shipments that contained 400 lbs. of weed as well.

After reading this story, I realized that the saying "there's truth in comedy" is absolutely true. I think this story is hilarious but I also think it's funny that I remembered Mitch Hedberg's joke about this as well. Just goes to show you that the funniest jokes seem to be the ones that come from a real place.

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So, no drug sniffing dogs at FedEx. That's probably for the best, becuase some of the loaders that I've met would drive those dogs into a frenzy!

Great story - Thanks!


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Posted by:StantonMD | Jul 7, 2008 3:54:18 PM

those drug traffic people are so cleaver. they've probably been doing that for a long time. right or wrong, that was a good idea. iwonder how they knew fed ex wouldn't check the pkgs?

Posted by:drtime | Jul 8, 2008 6:18:01 PM

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