I'm Accountant Mencia and I'm here to give you financial advise to prevent the American people from being stupid with their money!! Today I want to focus on bottled water. What the hell is wrong with you? The Amercian people spend an estimated $9.3 billion dollars on bottled water. When did we have to start paying for.....water? Now if we were a third world country, where the only water source had a dead wilderbeast floating in it...that's one thing. But this is America. We have tap water that comes free into our house that's perfectly good to drink, and yet we go to the store and buy cases of bottled water. That's freaking retarded. What's next...we're gonna buy cans of air to breathe? Run to the market holding our breath until we can crack open a six pack of oxygen? And I know some of you are going, "But Carlos, it's the only way to drink pure clean water." Oh really? Then read this and then tell me you feel the same way. Bottled Water Story Looks like two of the biggest types of bottled water, Aquafina and Dasani, were forced to reveal their source. Guess what...it's made from purified tap water. That's right, their factory consists of a worker a sink, and a Brita filter. That's it. And for those of you still going, "But I'm scared to drink from the tap." Get over it. I bet you have no problem eating McDonald's and nobody knows what the hell's in a Big Mac. So save yourself some damn money, stop being such a pussy and drink from the freaking tap.
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Accountant Mencia - Bottled Water
August 2, 2007 AT 10:14AM | Comments (36)










