Carlita - Man Search

Listen up stupids - I'm looking for a man! I'm a 35 year old Latina who's never been pregnant...which I think is a Guiness Book world record. Just because I'm desperate doesn't mean I settle for just any man with a six pack, nice chest, and strong hands. I'm picky.  I want a man with a six pack, nice chest, strong hands...who also has a freaking job! You know, someone with a six pack, who can buy his own sick pack. I want to have a baby...not marry one. So far I've had no luck. That's why I decided try the Mind of Mencia blog, to see if any Carlos fans had what I'm looking for.  I've tried everything else out there, why not using bloggin to find a man.  So men, if you think you got what it takes to rock my world - let me know by posting a comment. And ladies, if you have any advice or stories you'd like to share, send them my way. To everyone else...don't judge.