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Here are a few more slams you can sink your teeth into and help get you started.
Then write it out
Whatever it is you have to say
And feel free
To slam post away!

"I HATE PENNIES" BY HOMELESS GUY
I hate pennies.  Who gives pennies these days? 
At least give me a nickel, bitch!  That’s five damn cents. 
And don’t give me no five pennies. 
That ain’t a motherfuckin’ nickel!
                          I hate pennies.

"AN ORAL REPORT" BY STORMY DANIELS
   I hate you snobby housewives
   Who say I have no class,
  ‘Cause I’m the one your husband thinks about to get it up
   To bang your fat ass!

“IT'S OVER, CHAD!” by Susan
You are from Mars, Chad, and I am from Venus.
I have done a lot of thinking
And journaling about this
And it is over. 
It is time that I love myself enough
To find someone who respects me
And respects himself
And has a job
And can buy his own beer, Chad
And doesn’t lift up his back-fat and fart really loud
In front of my friends
And then yell, “that was a wet one, 10 points!”
It’s over Chad.