Some other people who got bounced from Club Carlos.

EMO KID
An Emo kid wearing tight jeans, a big black sweatshirt, duct tape
around his wrists, Army boots, and eye-liner, steps up.

EMO KID - Hey, man.  Let me in or whatever. You don’t even know my pain.  I’m deep.  My parents don’t get me and my girlfriend got a tattoo that says I’m a dick.

CARLOS
Okay, you’re definitely not getting into my club.  First of all, you’re four sizes smaller than any of the girls in there.  And if they get jealous, they won’t buy any taquitos.  And second, if I let you in, I’ll be responsible when you hear a My Chemical Romance song and try to hang yourself in my bathroom.

EMO KID
Man, you like totally depressed me.  And now I have to cut myself so I can feel.

CARLOS
Why don’t you go back to your parents’ mansion and write a sad song about it?  And if you need to feel something, start with this.

CARLOS
Carlos kicks the Emo Kid in the balls.  The Emo Kid grabs his crotch in pain and hops away.

EMO KID
Uncool!

DRUNK GIRL 
Her skirt is too short and her top is too low.

DRUNK GIRL
(slurring)
Can I get in?

CARLOS
Who are you here with?

DRUNK GIRL
Nobody. I got drunk with my friends, but we got separated and I’m like,
screw you guys, I’m going to get even drunker and more dancier at Club Carlos!

CARLOS
I'm gonna call you  a cab.

DRUNK GIRL
But there’s no party in the cab.

CARLOS
Look, if you stay here, you’ll be just another white girl who’s going to need her vagina swabbed for DNA. You walk around drunk and half naked, making it easy for any Tom, Dick, or Duke LaCrosse player to take advantage of you.

DRUNK GIRL
I’ll do you too get in.

CARLOS
Three, two, one...

The Drunk Girl burped loudly and passed out.