I love playing video games, really I do. I'm hooked on my Wii. I'm the kind of person that starts thinking they're pros at the games though. Like I started playing golf, right? Well, now I think I'm a real golfer.

I haven't played Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City yet. I feel like it might be too much for me. I like cutesy games like Super Mario Bros. and this feels like GTA is more like a commitment. I don't think I'm ready for it.

So here's the thing: I was thumbing through my virtual newspaper and found an interesting story about Sandra Day O'Connor. Ok, so lots of you are wondering, "And she would be?" Totally ok. She's someone that not everyone knows about (even though they should). She was the first FEMALE US Supreme Court justice. I have to admit, when I was younger, I had no clue who she was. I always seemed to confuse her with Susan Dey (L.A. Law anyone? Partridge Family?). I kept thinking, "The girl with the tambourine is now on the US Super Court?" When I realized my mistake, I felt like a moron.

So anyway, back to Sinead Day O'Conner (I know it's the wrong name but I like that), "Sandy" has unveiled a new video game she was involved with called: Our Courts. The video game will teach children how courts work.

First of all, I think the name needs more oomph. Something like "Death-Ray Court", "Courting DEADLY Justice".

Second of all, it needs a cute character...like a hedgehog...a plumber that never fixes anything...maybe a pikachu...something.

Third of all, it needs to be a lot more entertaining. Period.

O'Connor stated: "If we can capture just a little bit of that time to get them thinking about government and civic engagement rather than playing shoot-'em-up video games, that's a huge step in the right direction."

That's so true...but unless you can trick the kids into WANTING to play this game, I'm not sure if it's going to work. Take for example, one of my favorite TV shows, Law and Order (any of them). I learn about simple things of the law because I'm tricked into it with dramatic situations. I don't even know I'm learning. Now I know that the next time I get arrested, I "lawyer up"...THANKS FOR THE LESSON LAW AND ORDER!

So anyway, this is the world's dullest video game. Don't worry, you won't have to camp in line at a local GameStop...this one will be available FREE online...jeez, I wonder why?

Okay, just want to let everybody know - you guys should check out the Mencia Madness game, because this summer a new version of this game is going to be posted - and I want all of you to see the amazing differences.

http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/game_player/gameplayer.jhtml?game=61017

Thanks for watching "Are you Smarter than a Wetback?" Now play the take home version.

Here are some more questions to test your knowledge and see if YOU are Smarter than a Wetback?"
Submit your answers to these five question. I will post the answers later in the week. Good luck...remember the more you get wrong...the more you turn into a wetback.                               Answer all five wrong and you might end up in front of Home Depot!

Question #1. What psychological
                   problems are most associated with
                   the middle child?

Question #2. When was the Virgin of Guadelupe
                    first seen in Mexico?

Question #3. What is the following : old truck
                    tires, a bathtub and a cricket bat?

Question #4. In baseball, the distance from the
                   pitcher’s mound to home plate is 45
                   feet.  If Pedro Martinez’s fast
                   ball travels at 90 miles an hour,
                   how fast must his family members
                   run to the parking lot if
                   immigration officers arrive?

Question #5. According to professional
                   exterminators, what’s the most
                   effective way to get rid of roaches
                   in your apartment building?

   Attention anyone who still wastes time at work or at home playing dated games like Minesweep or Free Cell. This message is for you. IT'S 2007! Wake up and join the rest of us in the 21st century. Click on the link I provided below and play Mix Master Mencia . It's basically a Carlos themed four track machine that gives you the chance to mix your very own hip-hop song. There are tons of drum beats, baselines, and effects to choose from, plus hilarious Carlos Mencia sound bites to sprinkle in the mix.  So before you download another version of Snood...check out Mix Master Mencia .

http://www.comedycentral.com/games/card_board/mix_master_mencia.jhtml