Hey, you guys have to check out the latest version of the Mencia Madness game.

It's called Mencia Madness 2 and it's awesome.

To play now click
 Mencia Madness 2

YOUR CHANCE TO BE ON THE MIND OF MENCIA HAS COME!!

Submit a 30 second video of yourself performing a rant on any subject. The one Carlos thinks is the best will be played live on an Epsiode of Mind of Mencia. Remember if you want your rant on the show... you better bring it!

Click on "So You Think You Can Rant" for all the details.

Okay, just want to let everybody know - you guys should check out the Mencia Madness game, because this summer a new version of this game is going to be posted - and I want all of you to see the amazing differences.

http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/game_player/gameplayer.jhtml?game=61017

It's now time to vote on your favorite quote from Episode #303!
Here are this weeks nominees:

#1. "If you're gonna say Dee-Dee-Dee, say it right! It's three syllables. It's Dee, followed by Dee, followed by Dee!"

#2. "Set him free! Set him free! Lord Almighty set this black man free!"

#3. "Welcome to "Are you Smarter than a Wetback?" The show where Wetbacks don't pick lettuce, they pick answers."

#4. Welcome to Guatemala: the Taint of Central America.

#5. Mind of a Midget!

As always if anything else resonated with you from the show - feel free to write-in your favorite quote!

Thanks for watching "Are you Smarter than a Wetback?" Now play the take home version.

Here are some more questions to test your knowledge and see if YOU are Smarter than a Wetback?"
Submit your answers to these five question. I will post the answers later in the week. Good luck...remember the more you get wrong...the more you turn into a wetback.                               Answer all five wrong and you might end up in front of Home Depot!

Question #1. What psychological
                   problems are most associated with
                   the middle child?

Question #2. When was the Virgin of Guadelupe
                    first seen in Mexico?

Question #3. What is the following : old truck
                    tires, a bathtub and a cricket bat?

Question #4. In baseball, the distance from the
                   pitcher’s mound to home plate is 45
                   feet.  If Pedro Martinez’s fast
                   ball travels at 90 miles an hour,
                   how fast must his family members
                   run to the parking lot if
                   immigration officers arrive?

Question #5. According to professional
                   exterminators, what’s the most
                   effective way to get rid of roaches
                   in your apartment building?

It's that time of year again. Time to select the nominations for the 2nd Annual Dee-Dee-Dee Awards! Here are this years categories:

   

  CELEBRI-DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR

  DEE-DEE-DEE RATED MOVIE

  NATIONAL DEE-DEE-DEE NEWS STORY OF THE YEAR

  POLITICAL DEE-DEE-DEE OF THE YEAR

  SMALL TOWN/LOCAL DEE DEE DEE OF THE YEAR

The award season has begun. So now I open it up it to you. I will be posting stories "For Your Consideration" but feel free to post people or stories you think should win a Dee-Dee-Dee Award!  Especially the "Local Dee-Dee-Dee of the year." If something happened in your hometown that made the news, please let me know!

The nominations will be announced April 29th on this blog after Sunday's show.                                    

                                                                                                        - D. Luck -

So now that last weeks winner has been announced - it's time to vote on the quote of week two. Here are your nominees:

#1. V-Chip. Helping dumb-ass parents avoid responsibility since 2000!

#2. What happens in the Blue-Zone, stays in the Blue-Zone!

#3. Saddam is not the only person who's hung around here!

#4. You give me such hard!