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Quote Wall - Winner!!!

April 9, 2007 AT 12:42PM | Comments (12)

Carlosaurus_rex_stroking_tailSo after all the voting last week - it seems that the "write in" won the vote.
The first quote to be tagged on the quote wall is......(drum-roll)

            "Your Mom is so hot...I'd bang her in front of my wife."
                                                                                                     - Carlosaurus Rex -

Check back to the blog - to vote on the Quote of the Show #2

More Love Song Translations

April 8, 2007 AT 07:30PM | Comments (24)

Three6mafia Now that you've just watched Three 6 Mafia translate love songs into rap, check out some of these other rap translated love songs.


LET’S GET IT ON
Ah, babe, let's get it on
Let's love, baby
Let's get it on, sugar

RAP TRANSLATION
Let’s bang!
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IT’S ALL COMING BACK TO ME (Celine Dion)
But when you touch me like this
And you hold me like that
I just have to admit
That it's all coming back to me

RAP TRANSLATION:
Hands off you crazy whore
Last time we touched, I got a sore.
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SAY IT RIGHT (NELLY FURTADO)
No you don't mean no nothing at all to me
But you got what it takes to set me free

RAP TRANSLATION:
I need some cash to get the abortion.
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JESSE’S GIRL:
You know that I wish that I had Jesse’s girl!

RAP TRANSLATIONS:
I wish I was fucking Ray Ray’s bitch.
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EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE (The Police)
Every move you make, I’ll be watching you.

RAP TRANSLATION:
Bitch, I paid for your breasts, your teeth, and your weave.
You mess with some other dude and I’ll take all that junk back.
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