Vote for your favorite quote of the year!

Below I have listed the best quotes from each episode.
I know you love voting for things, American idol fans - so what are you waiting for.

#1. A victim of suicide. How Can you be a victim of something you did to yourself? Doesn't victim imply that you had nothing to do with it? Under those rules, I'm a masturbation victim. (EPISODE 7 WINNER)

#2. My cousin, Gisella, has been pregnant for the last ten years. Her vagina is like a clown car. (EPISODE 6 WINNER)

#3. Cause if I let her in my front door, she''ll let me in her back door. (EPISODE 5 WINNER)

#4. This is how much it sucks for white people. In order for you to hear the things you want to say but can't...you had to tune in to hear a Beaner say it for you. You're welcome, crackers. (EPISODE 4 WINNER)

#5. "If you're gonna say Dee-Dee-Dee, say it right! It's three syllables.
      It's Dee, followed by Dee, followed by Dee!" (EPISODE 3 WINNER)

#6. Saddam is not the only one hung around here!" (EPISODE 2 WINNER)

          

#7."Your Mom is so hot...I'd bang her in front of my wife."
                                            (EPISODE 1 WINNER)

Okay, so we now have the best quotes for each new season three episode. Since this week's episode is the best of show, we thought we would vote on the best of quotes. Here are your favorite quotes.

#1. A victim of suicide. How Can you be a victim of something you did to yourself? Doesn't victim imply that you had nothing to do with it? Under those rules, I'm a masturbation victim. (EPISODE 7 WINNER)

#2. My cousin, Gisella, has been pregnant for the last ten years. Her vagina is like a clown car. (EPISODE 6 WINNER)

#3. Cause if I let her in my front door, she''ll let me in her back door. (EPISODE 5 WINNER)

#4. This is how much it sucks for white people. In order for you to hear the things you want to say but can't...you had to tune in to hear a Beaner say it for you. You're welcome, crackers. (EPISODE 4 WINNER)

#5. "If you're gonna say Dee-Dee-Dee, say it right! It's three syllables.
      It's Dee, followed by Dee, followed by Dee!" (EPISODE 3 WINNER)

#6. Saddam is not the only one hung around here!" (EPISODE 2 WINNER)

          

#7."Your Mom is so hot...I'd bang her in front of my wife."
                                            (EPISODE 1 WINNER)

QUOTE WALL VII - vote now!

Here are the nominees.

#1. A victim of suicide. How Can you be a victim of something you did to yourself? Doesn't victim imply that you had nothing to do with it? Under those rules, I'm a masturbation victim.

#2. Kristie Alley should not be a runway model...unless of course the runway is at LAX.

#3. Funny. Funny, how? I'm amazing the things I do? Like a Clown?

Quote Wall VI

Here are your nominees. It's time to rock the vote!

#1. If you think "Nappy Hair" is all about black people, you obviously haven't been to a place where white people do Crystal-Meth.

#2. When a guy calls another woman a ho...that's a compliment. There's not a guy on this planet that doesn't like hos!

#3. Hos are awesome cause they're honest. You know who's wrong? You bitches that lie to us, that's what's wrong.

#4. It is my duty...to please that booty.

#5. My cousin, Gisella, has been pregnant for the last ten years. Her vagina is like a clown car.

#6. If there's a skinny guy in every fat guy, then let him out so I can bang...him!

#7. You have the frosted hair, the eye liner, and the silk shirt...now all you need is a knob on the inside of your closet so you can open it and come out!

Welcome to Quote Wall V. Here are the nominees...

#1.  I really wish somebody had told me that nappy and ho, were offensive words because,
      if I knew...I would of used them way more.

#2. Cause if I let her in my front door, she''ll let me in her back door.

#3. This chiquaqua carrying, sex tape making, party hopping bitch in training is about her something she's probably never heard before....shut the fuck up!

#4. Thanks but I've been sober for over 22 years...ah fuck it!

#5. Can somebody tell me why I'm being stared at by Antonio Dumb-ass.

It's now time to vote on your favorite quote from Episode #304!
Here are this weeks nominees:

#1. You may say a lot of bad things about America, but the black people are not going back to Africa, and the Mexicans aren't going..they're coming.

#2. This is how much it sucks for white people. In order for you to hear the things you want to say but can't...you had to tune in to hear a Beaner say it for you. You're welcome, crackers.

#3. What? You think I'm gay? Would you willing to bet your wife on it? Come on. Just give me five minutes. I'll do all sorts of gay stuff to her. With my big gay tool.

#4. I hate podiums.

#5. Kiss my fat black ass, Jenny Craig. If I want chocolate cake, I'm gonna have real chocolate cake.

#6. When Jesus said "Suffer the little children to come onto me" that is not what he meant, you scumbag pieces of shit.

#7. Because of you, every time I take kids on a field trip they call an Amber Alert.

It's now time to vote on your favorite quote from Episode #303!
Here are this weeks nominees:

#1. "If you're gonna say Dee-Dee-Dee, say it right! It's three syllables. It's Dee, followed by Dee, followed by Dee!"

#2. "Set him free! Set him free! Lord Almighty set this black man free!"

#3. "Welcome to "Are you Smarter than a Wetback?" The show where Wetbacks don't pick lettuce, they pick answers."

#4. Welcome to Guatemala: the Taint of Central America.

#5. Mind of a Midget!

As always if anything else resonated with you from the show - feel free to write-in your favorite quote!

Okay! The votes have been tallied and we have our quote winner from Episode #2.

The winning quote is:  "Saddam is not the only one hung around here!"

This quote has officially been added to the quote wall. Make sure you mark down your favorite quotes from tonight's episode. We will list our favorites tomorrow!

                                                         - D.Luck-

So now that last weeks winner has been announced - it's time to vote on the quote of week two. Here are your nominees:

#1. V-Chip. Helping dumb-ass parents avoid responsibility since 2000!

#2. What happens in the Blue-Zone, stays in the Blue-Zone!

#3. Saddam is not the only person who's hung around here!

#4. You give me such hard!

So after all the voting last week - it seems that the "write in" won the vote.
The first quote to be tagged on the quote wall is......(drum-roll)

            "Your Mom is so hot...I'd bang her in front of my wife."
                                                                                                     - Carlosaurus Rex -

Check back to the blog - to vote on the Quote of the Show #2

This is your chance to vote for your favorite line from the show. Every Tuesday we will post the best lines from the previous episode for you to vote on. The quote with the most votes will be considered the quote of the week. At the end of the season we will vote on all the winning quotes to determine the "Mind of Mencia, Season 3: Quote of the Year!"
So now that we've all seen the season premiere, it's time to vote on your
favorite quote from the first show.

ENTRY #1

"Gerbils are not dangerous animals. You've never heard of anybody dying of a gerbil attack.
You've heard other stories about gerbils...but in these stories the gerbils are the one in danger!"
                                                                                                - Carlos Mencia - 

ENTRY #2

"I need ass! I want ass! Your ass is piston!"
                                            - Coach Carlos -

ENTRY #3

"Beaners are little people. You're midgets!"
                                            - Coach Carlos -

ENTRY #4

"We're not midgets. We're hobbits! And if we can pull a pick-up truck with
our ass cheeks, we can do anything!!!"
                                             - Coach Carlos -

ENTRY #5

"It wasn't me. Your hearts and ass won this game, boys."
                                              - Coach Carlos -