Yet another season wraps up at the Mind of Mencia studio. It's been a fun year and now it's time for Mencia to pack up the costumes and put them in storage as he preps to go on tour.

His first stop is this weekend in Denver; he'll be playing Red Rocks, which is such an awesome venue. He'll be on the road for the rest of the year and I'm sure starting early 2009, he'll be back in the studio with Season 5.

I think that if I had to pick a favorite sketch this season, it would have to be the one about gay marriages that featured Cheech Marin. To be able to see him perform live was great. Let's face it, the man is a legend with us Latinos.

Mencia has covered so many different topics this season ranging from high gas prices to the election to terrorism to well, dressing up Joseph and Brad in different costumes.

Tonight, Mind of Mencia leaves with a bang! It includes one special sketch that Mencia was very proud of...I wish I could tell you what it is...but I guess you're going to have to see tonight's episode to see what I'm talking about.

Remember: Season Finale of Mind of Mencia Tonight! WATCH IT!

I'm watching commercials for the new shows coming up and I just start thinking: HAVE WE NOT GOTTEN ENOUGH WITH COPS AND DOCS?

Every show is "OH MY GOD! He's dead!" "Oh my God! He's been murdered!"

I GET IT! Doctors have patients that can die...it's awful. I GET IT! Cops deal with murders and crimes...it's awful!

Jeez...where's the drama about a family that struggles to get by? Or the drama about an inner-city school?! HAS NO ONE SEEN LEAN ON ME, STAND AND DELIVER, DANGEROUS MINDS, ETC?!?!

I don't know. To me the state of TV is really sad. I loved TV when I was growing up. You had kick ass sitcoms, dramas like Dynasty, the Colbys, Dallas, Falcon's Crest, Thirtysomething, China Beach. REALITY TV didn't exist, thankfully. I am so sick and tired of the cliche scene where they're down to two competitors and ONE OF THEM IS GOING HOME! Send both of them home; I don't want to watch anymore.

I'm just afraid that one day ALL comedic TV will be gone from the air. Which is sad. Why are we so ready to forget about comedy? Why do we always have to kill someone and either investigate or try to save the incident? Can't we all just get together and bring back "MUST SEE TV" like back in the day?

TV networks need to lighten up....they need to make us laugh. By the way, don't forget to watch Mind of Mencia tomorrow, season finale!!!!

I was going through my MySpace page, checking out the messages from people that bought me as pets and so forth (only myspace people get that reference) when I saw this video featured on the website from NBC's America's Got Talent.

I have yet to see this show except for two clips...one being the amazing opera singer and this one whose talent is very...um unique. I think I kinda gave it away in the title of the blog but I figured what the hell? It might want to make you watch it even more.

Sadly enough, this video did make me wonder what talent I would do if I wanted to be on this show. Even sadder, I came up with nothing. Not one unique talent. It's sad. I can play the harmonica...kinda (ok, I can play the Rocky theme song and Piano Man). I can sing (but then again, who can't?).

I guess I can eat. THAT'S MY TALENT. Eating...in fact I do it so well that I had to join a boot camp in order to lose the weight that I've gained from my amazing eating skills. America's Got Talent bums me out...but then again, it also makes me want to get a hobby and become REALLY good at it.

It's now time to vote on your favorite quote from Episode #304!
Here are this weeks nominees:

#1. You may say a lot of bad things about America, but the black people are not going back to Africa, and the Mexicans aren't going..they're coming.

#2. This is how much it sucks for white people. In order for you to hear the things you want to say but can't...you had to tune in to hear a Beaner say it for you. You're welcome, crackers.

#3. What? You think I'm gay? Would you willing to bet your wife on it? Come on. Just give me five minutes. I'll do all sorts of gay stuff to her. With my big gay tool.

#4. I hate podiums.

#5. Kiss my fat black ass, Jenny Craig. If I want chocolate cake, I'm gonna have real chocolate cake.

#6. When Jesus said "Suffer the little children to come onto me" that is not what he meant, you scumbag pieces of shit.

#7. Because of you, every time I take kids on a field trip they call an Amber Alert.

Welcome to another addition of Below the Belt w/ Brad Williams.

THE DUNK (from Coach Carlos)

I’ve been getting a lot of emails on my myspace page about THE DUNK at the end of Coach Carlos. "Hey, great job Brad! That CGI looked awesome."  CGI?! CGI my ginormous badonkadonk! That dunk was real. And yes it was as difficult as it looked. 
Here’s how it went down. My call was 6am but we didn't shoot the dunk until 1am the following morning. That's when Carlos handed me a basketball and said "Alright Brad, are you ready to perform...the dunk?" I was like, "Yeah. How are we going to do this...on some mini five foot hoop?"  That's when the crew wheeled out this giant trampoline and set in under the regulation ten foot high basket. Are you freaking kidding me?! Before I knew it I was flying all over the place. One time everybody got freaked out when I missed the rim and slammed hard right into backboard. But it was worth it. We made a kickass piece...and it was fun making those other dwarfs jealous as hell.

                                                            -Brad-

As you saw on the show this week you're an idiot if you don't pay your taxes.  Some of you I'm sure were watching the show going..."Oh-oh! I knew I had to do something this week." It's important to pay your taxes but I know if you can't afford a fancy accountant it can be a lot of work. You're in your kitchen surrounded by papers screaming... "W-2? What's a W-2? Can I send in WD-40?" So that's why I'm going to give you a few helpful                               tips when it comes to deductions.

There is a big difference between what's Deductible vs. what's Non-Deduction. Hope this helps you!

DEDUCTION: You can deduct for each one of your babies
NON DEDUCTION: Each of your baby's Daddys.

DEDUCTION: Company business dinner with clients.
NOT A DEDUCTION: Monkey business  meeting w/ your hot secretary.

DEDUCTION: Reforestation, replanting trees.
NOT A DEDUCTION: Rogaine, replanting your hair.

DEDUCTION: Making your office larger for work.
NOT A DEDUCTION: Making your wife's boobs larger

DEDUCTION: Gas to go to business-related meetings.
NOT A DEDUCTION: Gas to go to King Taco at 2am to with your unemployed buddies.

It's now time to vote on your favorite quote from Episode #303!
Here are this weeks nominees:

#1. "If you're gonna say Dee-Dee-Dee, say it right! It's three syllables. It's Dee, followed by Dee, followed by Dee!"

#2. "Set him free! Set him free! Lord Almighty set this black man free!"

#3. "Welcome to "Are you Smarter than a Wetback?" The show where Wetbacks don't pick lettuce, they pick answers."

#4. Welcome to Guatemala: the Taint of Central America.

#5. Mind of a Midget!

As always if anything else resonated with you from the show - feel free to write-in your favorite quote!

Thanks for watching "Are you Smarter than a Wetback?" Now play the take home version.

Here are some more questions to test your knowledge and see if YOU are Smarter than a Wetback?"
Submit your answers to these five question. I will post the answers later in the week. Good luck...remember the more you get wrong...the more you turn into a wetback.                               Answer all five wrong and you might end up in front of Home Depot!

Question #1. What psychological
                   problems are most associated with
                   the middle child?

Question #2. When was the Virgin of Guadelupe
                    first seen in Mexico?

Question #3. What is the following : old truck
                    tires, a bathtub and a cricket bat?

Question #4. In baseball, the distance from the
                   pitcher’s mound to home plate is 45
                   feet.  If Pedro Martinez’s fast
                   ball travels at 90 miles an hour,
                   how fast must his family members
                   run to the parking lot if
                   immigration officers arrive?

Question #5. According to professional
                   exterminators, what’s the most
                   effective way to get rid of roaches
                   in your apartment building?